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Ron Cook: I have no evidence, but Pens might trade Kessel

Postby Realist on Sun Jul 16, 2017 8:48 pm

Ron Cook puts an article of "hunches" as his basis for the Pens considering a trade of Phil Kessel.

I have a "hunch" that Ron Cook knows nothing about hockey. Oh wait...it's more than a hunch...it's a fact isnt it!!
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Re: Ron Cook: I have no evidence, but Pens might trade Kesse

Postby Defence21 on Mon Jul 17, 2017 10:30 am

Ron Cook does not write articles. Ron Cook writes columns. He writes opinion pieces. It's his opinion that Kessel will be traded.
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Re: Ron Cook: I have no evidence, but Pens might trade Kesse

Postby pens_CT on Mon Jul 17, 2017 10:59 am

Defence21 wrote:Ron Cook does not write articles. Ron Cook writes columns. He writes opinion pieces. It's his opinion that Kessel will be traded.


What's that old line: Opinions are like *****, everyone has one, and most of them stink.
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Re: Ron Cook: I have no evidence, but Pens might trade Kesse

Postby stopper40 on Mon Jul 17, 2017 11:22 am

pens_CT wrote:
Defence21 wrote:Ron Cook does not write articles. Ron Cook writes columns. He writes opinion pieces. It's his opinion that Kessel will be traded.


What's that old line: Opinions are like *****, everyone has one, and most of them stink.


His opinions on hockey especially stink. I can feel brain cells dying in pain when I listen to him talk hockey.
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Re: Ron Cook: I have no evidence, but Pens might trade Kesse

Postby pensfan16 on Mon Jul 17, 2017 6:52 pm

Ron Cook can't properly pronounce the word Thursday, he says Thursdee. He is an annoying on the radio. He whines way too much. I have no evidence but I will say the pens will not trade Kessel.
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Re: Ron Cook: I have no evidence, but Pens might trade Kesse

Postby Durbano on Mon Jul 17, 2017 9:05 pm

I didn't care for the column, but his interview today with Tocchet was excellent. Worth the podcast download. Runs 18 minutes.
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Re: Ron Cook: I have no evidence, but Pens might trade Kesse

Postby IntangibleBeer on Mon Jul 17, 2017 9:27 pm

The next time Ron Cook is right about something will be the first time.

After the 2008 finals loss to the Red Wings, this guy correctly predicted the Penguins would never get to the finals again. :face:

Oh wait...

What a complete and utter :slug:
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Re: Ron Cook: I have no evidence, but Pens might trade Kesse

Postby Realist on Tue Jul 18, 2017 11:40 am

Defence21 wrote:Ron Cook does not write articles. Ron Cook writes columns. He writes opinion pieces. It's his opinion that Kessel will be traded.


Definition of column (in this context): a recurring piece or article in a newspaper

I have always said; a 12 year old child could write the stuff that Cook churns out. Ever notice too that he always writes his article a day or two after the same things have been said in the local or national media and it is usually repeating these opinions?

The day the man comes up with an original thought, please let me know...
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Re: Ron Cook: I have no evidence, but Pens might trade Kesse

Postby Arlow on Tue Jul 18, 2017 1:38 pm

The same Ron Cook who's been trying to run Malkin out of town for years. If you want more reliable "rumors" check up with Eklund.
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Re: Ron Cook: I have no evidence, but Pens might trade Kesse

Postby Steve Dave on Tue Jul 18, 2017 2:16 pm

I have no evidence, but Aliens may have a base on the dark side of the moon.
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Re: Ron Cook: I have no evidence, but Pens might trade Kesse

Postby Puck-Lurker on Tue Jul 18, 2017 4:25 pm

This is a rumour... it may involve a trade between Pittsburgh Penguins and Dark Side of Mars Vorticons

Spoiler:
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Commander Keen for 3C!
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Re: Ron Cook: I have no evidence, but Pens might trade Kesse

Postby Realist on Wed Jul 19, 2017 11:38 am

Another "original" article for today: "Ron Cook: Pirates need wins to energize apathetic fans"

Hmmm....could a 12 year old have wrote that as well? #stealingapaycheckcook
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