I highly recommend Station Square. There's nothing like it. It offers shopping options that can really only be found in any suburban shopping mall in the country, and the large mark-up lets you know you're getting quality product. If that wasn't enough, they have more cookie-cutter chain bars in one concentrated location that anyplace else in the region. It's a proven fact that Station Square alone draws millions, if not tens of millions, of tourists to the Pittsburgh region each and every...oh, let's say each and every month, tourists who often leave large piles of cash lying around because they're just dying to lose that money in slot machines but can't find any there yet. And you'll marvel at the clean air and lack of any sort of traffic congestion in the immediate vicinity; you'll think you're in the biosphere! After you've sampled the Elysian delights of Station Square, be sure to look in to purchasing a luxury condo in the city. It's a little-known fact that downtown Pittsburgh is home to around 52 million invisible people, which makes it the largest fake city in the world. Don't forget to see Grant Street, the home of the most efficient, uncorrupted, and caring city and county governments that have ever existed in the history of mankind.
Seriously, if you're into this sort of thing, the Warhol Museum on the North Side is pretty cool. If you appreciate a well-poured Guinness, the Harp & Fiddle in the Strip District is the place to go.[/quote]
Some of the funniest $#@! I've seen.