: OK, boys, let's let 'er fly. Log on, fire back some Tennessee courage and say things you will regret later. It will make for a better read. Do it for the children. Every click goes to charity.
: Free at last, free at last, thank God almighty, I am free at last!
LOOBJOB12: Mario! Sorry about the dreadful year. I haven't witnessed a train wreck like this since Greg Norman's final round at the '96 Masters. This is "Gigli" bad. 18-day-old trout bad.
Mario66: OK!!! Let's face it; we were doomed from the start. No goaltending, young players, old players, two completely different coaches, just a mess. Who knew Sergei Gonchar and Zigmund Palffy weren't warriors? Mark Recchi is minus-27. That wins the Las Vegas Invitational most years! Didn't John LeClair once score 50 goals? Who didn't project Maxime Talbot as a young Guy Carbonneau? Craig Patrick is a genius.
: Hey, Mario, should I sign Craig Janney? I hear he is tearing up the Hyde Park beer league in Boston.
LOOBJOB: Craig Patrick! You know how to use a computer?!
LivingOffmyLastname: I'm using Bob Errey's Brown-thingamajig.
Mario66: You mean Bob Errey's Blackberry.
LivingoffmyLastname: Why don't we move to Toledo?
LOOBJOB: You're cut off, C.P.
: Hey, guys! Glad to be here.
LOOBJOB: Ron Francis! Great speech at your ceremony in Raleigh. You are so smart, it makes me sick. Commissioner? President of an NHL team? GM? Consort Hair Spray model with Dan Patrick? You have Dan Patrick hair! "Anchorman"? Gouuuuulet!
RonnyFranchise: I'm being groomed to take over for Jim Rutherford here in Carolina. My family likes the area. Good weather, great golf courses, huge bugs. Love the bugs!
LivingOffmyLastname: Why can't we get players like Ron Francis?
Mario66: I will now have Phil Bourque spear me in the Adam's apple with a broken Koho.
Wyzerguy19: Brett Lebda and someone called Johan Franzen are playing more minutes than me. What do you think?
LivingOffmyLastname: I'll give you Crosby for Lebda straight up.
LOOBJOB: Between Brett Hull's 741, your 685-690 goals, and Dave Andreychuk's 640, that will be quite a Hall of Fame goal-scoring class in a few years.
Wyzerguy19: I'm mainly looking forward to the Bobby Hull happy hour stories.
Crazytothe9s@Brett'sDad.Wirtz: Carl Everett was right. There were no dinosaurs!
LivingOffmyLastname: OK, Crosby and Marc-Andre Fleury for Lebda and Franzen. That's my final offer! I mean, they play more than Yzerman! Imagine how good they are!