On one hand, I agree with the idea that you can't pick your nickname. On the other hand, it's one thing to call a fat guy "Tiny" but another thing to call anyone something along the lines of "child molester." Also, I have to hang this sign in public. I love the "Free Candy" association with halloween and handing out hits, but the "creepy guy in a van" is a bit too far, I think. Too bad, because "Free Candy" has much to like, otherwise.
I like "Hail Satan" and I also like "WWSD?" especially since it continues on my earlier theme and it mocks the WWJD? even more so than the WWGRD? line. I think I'll use red lettering on the WWSD? sign.
I think we will keep using the "Zip Bang Le - Tang" sign this year as well. There were a couple others I'll have to dig out as well, see if they still apply.