So i searched and didnt find anything about this. I am not the owner or at all affiliated with this blog, so I apologize if they dont want this on here, but I find it absolutely hilarious.
http://jannepesonen.blogspot.com/
Scroll down on the right hand side to Labels, and click on "fact of the week". Its a cheap attempt at the "chuck norris/gary roberts" facts, but some are pretty entertaining.