So as you all are aware, Crosby left the game the other night with an "undisclosed" injury. Nobody in the organization has leaked any information about the nature of the injury, nor has anyone in the media been able to find out exactly what's wrong with Crosby. Here's what I think happened:
Crosby sat on his junk funny.
Now bear with me. You males out there are sure to know what I'm talking about - when you sit down the wrong way on your junk and it pops back up into your abdominal cavity. This can be really painful, like getting kicked, and it can give you some killer nausea and blurry vision. However, it is also one of the most embarrassing self sustained injuries a man can get. You've all been there... "Hey, what's wrong, Kevin?" "Uh.... nothing." This is obviously why Crosby is back after only missing part of a game, but we have no idea what his injury was.
Just call me Sherlock.