Penguins Christmas wish list:
For Sidney Crosby, a winger who can finish the chances he creates.
For Evgeni Malkin, a gun so he can shoot everybody.
For Jordan Staal, a better wrist shot.
For Marc Andre Fleury, the ability to prevent bad goals.
For Ryan Whitney, earplugs to ignore the criticism that will commence tonight.
For Sergei Gonchar, a stronger shoulder with a quicker return to the lineup.
For Kris Letang, the desire to shoot more.
For Brooks Orpik, all the candy in the world.
For Petr Sykora, the ability not to disappear for five games in a row.
For Alex Goligoski, an apartment so he doesn't have to leave Pittsburgh.
For Rob Scuderi, better hands.
For Pascal Dupuis, ZenPen in the boxing ring. Just kidding. Better hands.
For Miroslav Satan, a heart and some man parts.
For Dany Sabourin, better health for Fleury so Sabu doesn't have to play for a month consecutively.
For Ruslan Fedotenko, consistency so he can continue his good play.
For Eric Godard, Scott Hartnell's face as a punching bag.
For Mike Zigomanis, a quick return to the lineup and continued good health through June.
For Tyler Kennedy, more goals to reward his awesome effort.
For Matt Cooke, cookies.
For Max Talbot, a private investigator to find his heart and scoring touch.
For Mark Eaton, a clue.
For Phillipe Boucher, gatorade.
For Hal Gill, an extra step.
For Michel Therrien, a soff drink.