The Pens are the the Yankees?

[Tim Thomasen]

The Pens are the Patriots. They have both won many games recently, in sports with a Salary Cap. Their nicknames have 8 letters, begin with "P" and end in "s". Both have had many very bad and very good seasons over their existence. Both played in dumps until recently when they both built new stadiums. Their team leaders are both among the most reviled players among other fans in their respective leagues.

amidoinitrite?

Both teams also have owners that are very respected within their team's fanbases.

[Lt. Dish]

The Pens are the Patriots. They have both won many games recently, in sports with a Salary Cap. Their nicknames have 8 letters, begin with "P" and end in "s". Both have had many very bad and very good seasons over their existence. Both played in dumps until recently when they both built new stadiums. Their team leaders are both among the most reviled players among other fans in their respective leagues.

amidoinitrite?

The Patriots had Spygate. The Penguins had Nachogate.

I see where you're going with this.

Patriots: Cut-off hoodies
Pens: Cut-off manpris



Article: Insipid contrivance

[PghSkins]

The Pens are the Patriots. They have both won many games recently, in sports with a Salary Cap. Their nicknames have 8 letters, begin with "P" and end in "s". Both have had many very bad and very good seasons over their existence. Both played in dumps until recently when they both built new stadiums. Their team leaders are both among the most reviled players among other fans in their respective leagues.

amidoinitrite?

The Patriots had Spygate. The Penguins had Nachogate.

I see where you're going with this. :pop:

Patriots: Cut-off hoodies
Pens: Cut-off manpris



Article: Insipid contrivance

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