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[sj?]

[penny lane]

let's go rogue

*letang takes drugs.

[Steve Dave]

Prior to start of a PP: "Don't pass to Geno, he will just turn the puck over and then take a stupid penalty."

[Gaucho]

"Hey Chris, I just trolled Geno and made a joke about his giveaways and stupid penalties." - "Stop trying to be funny and just play the game, captain."

[Hawkeynut]

"Hey guys, set up Nealer for the one-timer, they won't see it coming."

[SolidSnake]

Prior to start of a PP: "Don't pass to Geno, he will just turn the puck over and then take a stupid penalty."

Hey you're not allowed to criticize the Pens even if you are a member of the team

[Kaizer]

Prior to start of a PP: "Don't pass to Geno, he will just turn the puck over and then take a stupid penalty."

"god i really miss tangradi, dont you guys?"

[columbia]

I think I can get her digits, if one of you shoots the puck up into the crowd. It worked for A-Roid.....Where's Kennedy when you need him?

[jwest21]

"I'll start, then Tanger comes in, Kris, you'e next and Neal you are last. Ready? ROW ROW ROW YOUR BOAT...."

[Lt. Dish]

Getting set for rock-paper-scissors during the TV timeout.


"No, seriously, guys, tell me who's the best player in the world."


"Max is still a d*****..."

[Beveridge]

Crosby: "If you 2 don't believe me, just ask tanger here. If we the run the coach out of town now, we'll win the cup in June."

[DropEmJayBird]

I can get you a better coke deal than Geno can, besides you don't want that russian blow, in russia cocaine does you.

[no name]

E-ni - mi-ni - minie - moe, ok Chris i will pass the puck to you this time. Thats Chris with a C, Tanger.

[booboo]

"Primanti's. After the game."

[Kovy27]

Chris, just kick the puck in. No one will notice.

[bob vila]

"I just farted."

[Froggy]

"I know we're in the middle of a game, but if we don't practice our barbershop quartet act, we're never going to win the big talent show and save the orphanage from those greedy bankers. Ok, Kris... maybe a bit less French sounding... Good good. Ok, other Chris... You're supposed to be a baritone but you're giving me a tenor. Go lower... James, nothing to add.you nailed it. Ok, guys... From the top. And a 1-2-3-4...I Dream of Jeannie with the light Brown hair..."

[BigMcK]

"Talbot still owes me $500.00 from our last team poker game before he left. One of you guys make him pay, I'll give you 1/2."

[Gaucho]

I can't believe it took this long for someone to make a fart joke.

[pfim]

"Let's punk Vokoun and go stand in front of his goal."

[Steve]

"Chris, I know you're upset that Simmonds said you look fat in that jersey, but I disagree. Look at the cut of the jersey here in the midsection, the monotone color, the triangular shape of the logo. These are all slimming effects".

[no name]

"I just farted."

I got a different twist to it.


Sid: Pull my finger Chris

Kunitz: Keep that finger away from me.

Tanger: i'll pull it!!

[mpc71]

"No, but seriously, what's the secret to scoring 4 goals in one game?"

[DropEmJayBird]

Kunitz, you even lift bro? chicken arms...

[Malkin0017]

Crosby: Any of you have any crack to sell??