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The Worst Thing You Read on the Internet Today Re: the Pens

Postby slappybrown on Tue Mar 12, 2013 9:51 am

http://www.stanleycupofchowder.com/2013 ... a-marathon

It's actually pretty incredible that the Penguins are doing as well as they are, since all three of their lines behind the Crosby line are a mishmash of grinders and dudes who'd be in the press box if they played on any other team - Joe Vitale, Beau Bennett and Dustin Jeffrey are all borderline minor leagues, and Brandon Sutter is as well, arguably.


I don't really care about the Vitale/Jeffrey minor league characterization, but Brandon Sutter? Bennett, who is what, less than 10 games into his NHL career and a former first round pick)? WTF?

Also:

and they acquired Tomas Vokoun to back up Marc-Andre Fleury (although arguably, for as swiss-cheese-esque as Fleury can be, arguably it's the other way around).


wat

Arguably arguably arguably arguably arguably

tl; dnr -- People write stupid things on the internet and slappy likes to point it out because he's a child.
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Re: Probably the Worst Thing You Will Read on the Internet T

Postby DudeMan2766 on Tue Mar 12, 2013 9:55 am

Headline should have been "Arguably the worst thing you'll read on the internet today"
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Re: Probably the Worst Thing You Will Read on the Internet T

Postby meow on Tue Mar 12, 2013 9:57 am

"It was the best of times, it was the blurst of time."
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Re: Probably the Worst Thing You Will Read on the Internet T

Postby Gaucho on Tue Mar 12, 2013 10:23 am

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Re: Probably the Worst Thing You Will Read on the Internet T

Postby Bioshock on Tue Mar 12, 2013 10:23 am

Well... if you read the comments, the editor of the site says, **** the Penguins.

So... kinda biased i suppose.
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Re: Probably the Worst Thing You Will Read on the Internet T

Postby JoseCuervo on Tue Mar 12, 2013 10:26 am

Can't even get his neals/neils right...
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Re: Probably the Worst Thing You Will Read on the Internet T

Postby JoseCuervo on Tue Mar 12, 2013 10:26 am

Can't even get his neals/neils right...
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Postby DudeMan2766 on Tue Mar 12, 2013 10:40 am

Why was it even neccesary to mention Sutter is a former AHL player?? As if "former minor leaguer" is some sort of insult.
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Re: Probably the Worst Thing You Will Read on the Internet T

Postby newarenanow on Tue Mar 12, 2013 10:45 am

That is an awesome article. The Pens are the worst team in the NHL for all of history.

Malkin and Neal are also crap grinders who should be in the AHL.
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Re: Probably the Worst Thing You Will Read on the Internet T

Postby Tico Rick on Tue Mar 12, 2013 10:51 am

This is arguably the best thread evah.
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Re: Probably the Worst Thing You Will Read on the Internet T

Postby stopper40 on Tue Mar 12, 2013 11:01 am

I have read something far worse, but it's NHR. This may be the worst Penguin related thing I've seen on the internet in a while though
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Re: Probably the Worst Thing You Will Read on the Internet T

Postby meecrofilm on Tue Mar 12, 2013 11:03 am

Don't give it hits.
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Re: Probably the Worst Thing You Will Read on the Internet T

Postby bwyant32 on Tue Mar 12, 2013 11:03 am

This is all you need to know about this site....

Projected Penguins lines:

Kunitz - Crosby - Dupuis
Glass - Vitale - Adams
Cooke - Sutter - Kennedy
Neil - Jeffrey - Bennett

Martin - Orpik
Niskanen - Despres
Eaton - Letang

Fleury

**** trade for us... Neil for Neal
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Postby Idoit40fans on Tue Mar 12, 2013 11:09 am

bwyant32 wrote:This is all you need to know about this site....

Projected Penguins lines:

Kunitz - Crosby - Dupuis
Glass - Vitale - Adams
Cooke - Sutter - Kennedy
Neil - Jeffrey - Bennett

Martin - Orpik
Niskanen - Despres
Eaton - Letang

Fleury

**** trade for us... Neil for Neal


I had to look at it to verify this. Wow. Does he actually think its Chris Neil? And even if he did...he could play 3rd line. :pop: At least he got the top line right.
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Re: Probably the Worst Thing You Will Read on the Internet T

Postby slappybrown on Tue Mar 12, 2013 11:15 am

I couldn't resist and had to comment.
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Re: Probably the Worst Thing You Will Read on the Internet T

Postby Cr@zy871 on Tue Mar 12, 2013 11:15 am

Idoit40fans wrote:
bwyant32 wrote:This is all you need to know about this site....

Projected Penguins lines:

Kunitz - Crosby - Dupuis
Glass - Vitale - Adams
Cooke - Sutter - Kennedy
Neil - Jeffrey - Bennett

Martin - Orpik
Niskanen - Despres
Eaton - Letang

Fleury

**** trade for us... Neil for Neal


I had to look at it to verify this. Wow. Does he actually think its Chris Neil? And even if he did...he could play 3rd line. :pop: At least he got the top line right.


Looks to be written by a woman... at least is says by sarahconnors at the top.
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Re: Probably the Worst Thing You Will Read on the Internet T

Postby slappybrown on Tue Mar 12, 2013 11:15 am

Cr@zy871 wrote:
Idoit40fans wrote:
bwyant32 wrote:This is all you need to know about this site....

Projected Penguins lines:

Kunitz - Crosby - Dupuis
Glass - Vitale - Adams
Cooke - Sutter - Kennedy
Neil - Jeffrey - Bennett

Martin - Orpik
Niskanen - Despres
Eaton - Letang

Fleury

**** trade for us... Neil for Neal


I had to look at it to verify this. Wow. Does he actually think its Chris Neil? And even if he did...he could play 3rd line. :pop: At least he got the top line right.


Looks to be written by a woman... at least is says by sarahconnors at the top.

So what? What does that have to do with anything?
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Re: Probably the Worst Thing You Will Read on the Internet T

Postby Ossa on Tue Mar 12, 2013 11:19 am

slappybrown wrote:
Cr@zy871 wrote:
Idoit40fans wrote:
bwyant32 wrote:This is all you need to know about this site....

Projected Penguins lines:

Kunitz - Crosby - Dupuis
Glass - Vitale - Adams
Cooke - Sutter - Kennedy
Neil - Jeffrey - Bennett

Martin - Orpik
Niskanen - Despres
Eaton - Letang

Fleury

**** trade for us... Neil for Neal


I had to look at it to verify this. Wow. Does he actually think its Chris Neil? And even if he did...he could play 3rd line. :pop: At least he got the top line right.


Looks to be written by a woman... at least is says by sarahconnors at the top.

So what? What does that have to do with anything?


You said, "Does he actually think its Chris Neil?"
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Re: Probably the Worst Thing You Will Read on the Internet T

Postby Pitts on Tue Mar 12, 2013 11:21 am

Cr@zy871 wrote:Looks to be written by a woman... at least is says by sarahconnors at the top.

The Terminator woman?

This is what happens when everyone thinks they are a writer or reporter on the interwebz. CURSE YOU FREE BLOG SITES!!!!
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Postby IntangibleBeer on Tue Mar 12, 2013 11:27 am

This was pretty funny. Crosby did a nice job in the fight, though.
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Re: Probably the Worst Thing You Will Read on the Internet T

Postby JoseCuervo on Tue Mar 12, 2013 11:28 am

Idoit40fans wrote:
bwyant32 wrote:This is all you need to know about this site....

Projected Penguins lines:

Kunitz - Crosby - Dupuis
Glass - Vitale - Adams
Cooke - Sutter - Kennedy
Neil - Jeffrey - Bennett

Martin - Orpik
Niskanen - Despres
Eaton - Letang

Fleury

**** trade for us... Neil for Neal


I had to look at it to verify this. Wow. Does he actually think its Chris Neil? And even if he did...he could play 3rd line. :pop: At least he got the top line right.


Goes on to mention that Neal had a knee-on-knee hit on kelly last night. So I don't think he thinks its chris neil. But it would certainly make his "neil" is a 4th line grinder argument better...
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Postby TrueNorth on Tue Mar 12, 2013 11:41 am

For me, the article simply reinforced my belief that some people are unable to recognize when they are embarrassing themselves and losing credibility.
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Re: Probably the Worst Thing You Will Read on the Internet T

Postby Beveridge on Tue Mar 12, 2013 11:46 am

TrueNorth wrote:For me, the article simply reinforced my belief that some people are unable to recognize when they are embarrassing themselves and losing credibility.


To be fair, you can find that on this board quite often! :pop:
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Re: Probably the Worst Thing You Will Read on the Internet T

Postby Froggy on Tue Mar 12, 2013 11:58 am

I think if a person mixes up James Neal & Chris Neil, they should stop writing about hockey and go live in a cave and lick rocks for sustenance
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Re: Probably the Worst Thing You Will Read on the Internet T

Postby marek on Tue Mar 12, 2013 12:00 pm

My typical response to a Mass-hole commenting like this would be:

1. How's Cam "Knee-ly"
and 2... Your Patsies still haven't won since cheatergate.
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