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Re: Probably the Worst Thing You Will Read on the Internet T

Postby helmespc on Tue Mar 12, 2013 12:04 pm

Am I wrong in thinking that the biggest fail here is *not* including the Crosby line when essentially calling the team a mishmash of grinders? :shock:

Kunitz: grinder
Dupuis: grinder
Crosby: grinder (among *many* other skills)
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Re: Probably the Worst Thing You Will Read on the Internet T

Postby booboo on Tue Mar 12, 2013 12:14 pm

Bioshock wrote:Well... if you read the comments, the editor of the site says, **** the Penguins.

So... kinda biased i suppose.


Meh... a zoophiliac with a kink for grinders
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Re: Probably the Worst Thing You Will Read on the Internet T

Postby Kovy27 on Tue Mar 12, 2013 12:17 pm

helmespc wrote:Am I wrong in thinking that the biggest fail here is *not* including the Crosby line when essentially calling the team a mishmash of grinders? :shock:

Kunitz: grinder
Dupuis: grinder
Crosby: grinder (among *many* other skills)



Like a hoagie?

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Re: Probably the Worst Thing You Will Read on the Internet T

Postby helmespc on Tue Mar 12, 2013 12:17 pm

I thought the same thing when I wrote it, Kovy
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Re: Probably the Worst Thing You Will Read on the Internet T

Postby Tico Rick on Tue Mar 12, 2013 12:50 pm

Subway sammich.
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Re: Probably the Worst Thing You Will Read on the Internet T

Postby Kovy27 on Tue Mar 12, 2013 1:14 pm

helmespc wrote:I thought the same thing when I wrote it, Kovy


Right before lunch.
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Re: Probably the Worst Thing You Will Read on the Internet T

Postby Digitalgypsy66 on Tue Mar 12, 2013 1:22 pm

I think he got his Sutters confused.

Lots of hate in those comments, too.

I hope Pensburgh - a SB Nation blog partner ( :face: ) sets them straight. Usually, opposing teams bloggers on SB blogs interview each other on game day.
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Re: Probably the Worst Thing You Will Read on the Internet T

Postby columbia on Tue Mar 12, 2013 1:38 pm

Pitts wrote:The Terminator woman?


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Re: Probably the Worst Thing You Will Read on the Internet T

Postby shafnutz05 on Tue Mar 12, 2013 2:28 pm

lolol, just read through the comments. Outstanding.

"Neil" on the fourth line is pretty hilarious
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Re: Probably the Worst Thing You Will Read on the Internet T

Postby penmyst on Tue Mar 12, 2013 4:14 pm

This is what internet has done. Allowed anybody with a keyboard and access to type their idiocy for the whole world to see.

Message boards wouldn't exist without it.

;)
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Re: Probably the Worst Thing You Will Read on the Internet T

Postby Mr. Colby on Tue Mar 12, 2013 5:33 pm

So a team full of grinders = a team full of heroes?

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Re: Probably the Worst Thing You Will Read on the Internet T

Postby Pucks_and_Pols on Tue Mar 12, 2013 9:20 pm

so Brandon Sutter, very borderline minor league performance tonight, yes?
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Re: Probably the Worst Thing You Will Read on the Internet T

Postby Mongoose87 on Tue Mar 12, 2013 9:31 pm

Pucks_and_Pols wrote:so Brandon Sutter, very borderline minor league performance tonight, yes?
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They should probably send him down for this.
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Re: Probably the Worst Thing You Will Read on the Internet T

Postby Gaucho on Tue Mar 12, 2013 9:35 pm

Brandon was invisible, but his cousin Brent was pretty good.
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Re: Probably the Worst Thing You Will Read on the Internet T

Postby iWonTheCup87 on Tue Mar 12, 2013 9:37 pm

talking about eating some Crow LMAO
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Re: Probably the Worst Thing You Will Read on the Internet T

Postby littlemoonboot on Tue Mar 12, 2013 10:57 pm

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Re: Probably the Worst Thing You Will Read on the Internet T

Postby pensfan1989 on Tue Mar 12, 2013 11:40 pm

Crow has been served
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Re: Probably the Worst Thing You Will Read on the Internet T

Postby JoseCuervo on Tue Mar 12, 2013 11:53 pm

pensfan1989 wrote:Crow has arguably been served
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Re: Probably the Worst Thing You Will Read on the Internet T

Postby slappybrown on Wed Mar 13, 2013 7:54 am

http://www.stanleycupofchowder.com/2013 ... -you-jerks

- Brandon Sutter is pretty good, ok angry guy from the preview thread? I was wrong.


VINDICATED
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Re: Probably the Worst Thing You Will Read on the Internet T

Postby Idoit40fans on Wed Mar 13, 2013 7:57 am

I completely forgot about the shenanigans of that article, but this is pretty amusing.
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Re: Probably the Worst Thing You Will Read on the Internet T

Postby slappybrown on Wed Mar 13, 2013 8:02 am

I even played nice with them in the comments.
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Re: Probably the Worst Thing You Will Read on the Internet T

Postby Froggy on Wed Mar 13, 2013 8:58 am

Sung to the tune of "Strutter" by KISS

He'll score a goal or two in the third
I know he'll make all the Bruins cry
All the doubters and criers, he overheard
He'll make a move and blow right by

Everybody knows he's looking good
And the Penguins know it's understood
SUTTER!

He's earned his jersey, he's not a rookie
But he is the new guy in the town
On his left, he says, "lookie, Cookie"
Even Kennedy can't drag him down

On the ice, he knows just what to do
Got all the pens fans saying "Jordan who?"
SUTTER!
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Re: Probably the Worst Thing You Will Read on the Internet T

Postby Froggy on Wed Mar 13, 2013 9:02 am

And THAT'S the worst thing you'll read on the internet today
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Re: Probably the Worst Thing You Will Read on the Internet T

Postby stopper40 on Wed Mar 13, 2013 9:12 am

This may be as bad:
http://www.rantsports.com/nhl/2013/03/1 ... rt-trophy/


What does Kane have that Crosby doesn’t? For me, it’s the puck skills. To watch Kane deke his way through defensemen is breathtaking. You don’t hear about Crosby having sick or silky mitts like you do with Kane. He may not have Crosby’s aggressiveness, but Kane makes up for that in stickhandling and plays that seemingly only he can make.
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Re: Probably the Worst Thing You Will Read on the Internet T

Postby Froggy on Wed Mar 13, 2013 9:15 am

Haha. The only two things that Kane has that Sid doesn't are a criminal record and a drinking problem
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