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Re: Crosby Out With Broken Jaw

Postby Gaucho on Mon Apr 15, 2013 9:37 am

Dave Molinari ‏@MolinariPG 1m
Crosby Is on the ice at Consol Energy Center with conditioning coach Mike Kadar. Crosby is in full gear, including a plastic shield that protects his jaw.

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Re: Crosby Out With Broken Jaw

Postby columbia on Mon Apr 15, 2013 9:41 am

Gaucho wrote:Dave Molinari ‏@MolinariPG 1m
Crosby Is on the ice at Consol Energy Center with conditioning coach Mike Kadar. Crosby is in full gear, including a plastic shield that protects his jaw.

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Re: Crosby Out With Broken Jaw

Postby JeffDFD on Mon Apr 15, 2013 9:41 am

Ha...finally some actual news in this thread! And it is good news at that! But we probably won't hear much more for a day or so...so until then, back to :scared:

I heard they found a tumor in his jaw when they did surgery. Too much chewing tobacco that he got hooked on from hitting that home run in PNC Park
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Re: Crosby Out With Broken Jaw

Postby bringitonhome on Mon Apr 15, 2013 9:41 am






I know, really annoying.
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Re: Crosby Out With Broken Jaw

Postby Gaucho on Mon Apr 15, 2013 9:42 am

Dave Molinari ‏@MolinariPG 2m
Paul Martin has just joined Crosby and Kadar on the ice. He began skating on his own last week.

Dave Molinari ‏@MolinariPG 52s
James Neal (concussion) has joined Crosby and Martin.

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Re: Crosby Out With Broken Jaw

Postby bringitonhome on Mon Apr 15, 2013 9:44 am

Gaucho wrote:Dave Molinari ‏@MolinariPG 2m
Paul Martin has just joined Crosby and Kadar on the ice. He began skating on his own last week.

Dave Molinari ‏@MolinariPG 52s
James Neal (concussion) has joined Crosby and Martin.

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My guess is Crosby will shoot a puck, it will deflect off of Martins wrist and hit Neal in the head.
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Re: Crosby Out With Broken Jaw

Postby littlemoonboot on Mon Apr 15, 2013 9:46 am



Don't stop the party... don't stop at a gif...keep the party going :D
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Re: Crosby Out With Broken Jaw

Postby meecrofilm on Mon Apr 15, 2013 9:48 am

bringitonhome wrote:
Gaucho wrote:Dave Molinari ‏@MolinariPG 2m
Paul Martin has just joined Crosby and Kadar on the ice. He began skating on his own last week.

Dave Molinari ‏@MolinariPG 52s
James Neal (concussion) has joined Crosby and Martin.

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My guess is Crosby will shoot a puck, it will deflect off of Martins wrist and hit Neal in the head.


I got a lolz out of that.
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Re: Crosby Out With Broken Jaw

Postby penny lane on Mon Apr 15, 2013 9:54 am

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Sid, P Martin and James Neal~ good to have depth.
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Re: Crosby Out With Broken Jaw

Postby JeffDFD on Mon Apr 15, 2013 9:54 am

bringitonhome wrote:
Gaucho wrote:Dave Molinari ‏@MolinariPG 2m
Paul Martin has just joined Crosby and Kadar on the ice. He began skating on his own last week.

Dave Molinari ‏@MolinariPG 52s
James Neal (concussion) has joined Crosby and Martin.

Image



My guess is Crosby will shoot a puck, it will deflect off of Martins wrist and hit Neal in the head.


And then Neal will not know where he is, run into Crosby knocking his jaw clean off. Then Letang will come out for practice, slip on the jaw, break his toe and strain his groin. He will get mad and go to punch a wall, accidentally hitting Malkin's shoulder. Malkin will fall into Coach Bylsma, who will spill his coffee on his lineup sheet for the next game that has Despres on it. He will have to remake it and Despres will be benched on the new lineup. Tyler Kennedy will remain in perfect health, and LGP will have its overall post count doubled in the next 3 days.
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Re: Crosby Out With Broken Jaw

Postby littlemoonboot on Mon Apr 15, 2013 9:55 am

bringitonhome wrote:
Gaucho wrote:Dave Molinari ‏@MolinariPG 2m
Paul Martin has just joined Crosby and Kadar on the ice. He began skating on his own last week.

Dave Molinari ‏@MolinariPG 52s
James Neal (concussion) has joined Crosby and Martin.

Image



My guess is Crosby will shoot a puck, it will deflect off of Martins wrist and hit Neal in the head.


So Sid won't be hurt! :fist:
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Re: Crosby Out With Broken Jaw

Postby littlemoonboot on Mon Apr 15, 2013 9:57 am

penny lane wrote:Image

Sid, P Martin and James Neal~ good to have depth.


Why is this sun so adorable? Everything is suddenly super wonderful and adorable today. :thumb:
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Re: Crosby Out With Broken Jaw

Postby sil on Mon Apr 15, 2013 9:58 am

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Re: Crosby Out With Broken Jaw

Postby penny lane on Mon Apr 15, 2013 9:58 am

http://instagram.com/p/YILHewOpD1/#

*sorry, not an img linky.
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Re: Crosby Out With Broken Jaw

Postby Sam's Drunk Dog on Mon Apr 15, 2013 9:59 am

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Re: Crosby Out With Broken Jaw

Postby penny lane on Mon Apr 15, 2013 10:25 am

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Re: Crosby Out With Broken Jaw

Postby llipgh2 on Mon Apr 15, 2013 10:39 am

JeffDFD wrote:
bringitonhome wrote:
Gaucho wrote:Dave Molinari ‏@MolinariPG 2m
Paul Martin has just joined Crosby and Kadar on the ice. He began skating on his own last week.

Dave Molinari ‏@MolinariPG 52s
James Neal (concussion) has joined Crosby and Martin.

Image



My guess is Crosby will shoot a puck, it will deflect off of Martins wrist and hit Neal in the head.


And then Neal will not know where he is, run into Crosby knocking his jaw clean off. Then Letang will come out for practice, slip on the jaw, break his toe and strain his groin. He will get mad and go to punch a wall, accidentally hitting Malkin's shoulder. Malkin will fall into Coach Bylsma, who will spill his coffee on his lineup sheet for the next game that has Despres on it. He will have to remake it and Despres will be benched on the new lineup. Tyler Kennedy will remain in perfect health, and LGP will have its overall post count doubled in the next 3 days.


This whole sequence made coffee go up my nose. :lol:
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Re: Crosby Out With Broken Jaw

Postby jwest21 on Mon Apr 15, 2013 11:00 am

sil wrote:Image

And just when I thought the Wiggles couldn't be any more disturbing....
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Re: Crosby Out With Broken Jaw

Postby Gaucho on Mon Apr 15, 2013 11:00 am

Glass - Adams - Kennedy
Smith - Megna - Botterill
Blueger - Lemieux - Pesonen
Ernie - Bert - Elmo
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Re: Crosby Out With Broken Jaw

Postby jwest21 on Mon Apr 15, 2013 11:02 am

Gaucho wrote:Glass - Adams - Kennedy
Smith - Megna - Botterill
Blueger - Lemieux - Pesonen
Ernie - Bert - Elmo

Elmo hasn't been the same since the sexual abuse scandal
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Re: Crosby Out With Broken Jaw

Postby America on Mon Apr 15, 2013 11:10 am

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Re: Crosby Out With Broken Jaw

Postby Eismann on Mon Apr 15, 2013 11:30 am

Crosbane.
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Re: Crosby Out With Broken Jaw

Postby Lorneadoon on Mon Apr 15, 2013 11:43 am

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Re: Crosby Out With Broken Jaw

Postby CERV96 on Mon Apr 15, 2013 12:01 pm

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Re: Crosby Out With Broken Jaw

Postby TrueNorth on Mon Apr 15, 2013 12:17 pm

penny lane wrote:http://instagram.com/p/YIOCvrupHn/#

Sid looking svelte. ;)


So great to have him back on the ice, but the mother hen in me wonders how he’s going to gain back the weight he lost and keep his energy level up on a severely restricted diet. Is he off the baby food yet?
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