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2013 Playoff Haikus: Round 1 vs. NYI

Postby Eismann on Tue Apr 30, 2013 8:03 am

Dawn of new playoffs
Destroy all the Islanders
5-7-5, peeps
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Re: 2013 Playoff Haikus: Round 1 vs. NYI

Postby Beveridge on Tue Apr 30, 2013 8:13 am

Kunitz Malkin Neal
Dupuis Crosby and Iggy
Fat chance Islanders
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Re: 2013 Playoff Haikus: Round 1 vs. NYI

Postby viva la ben on Tue Apr 30, 2013 8:30 am

Too bad Islanders
You'll be the first sacrifice
Dis gonna be good
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Re: 2013 Playoff Haikus: Round 1 vs. NYI

Postby Eismann on Tue Apr 30, 2013 8:45 am

Roller Disco dream
Tavares is retro band
That don't score goals, brah
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Re: 2013 Playoff Haikus: Round 1 vs. NYI

Postby Idoit40fans on Tue Apr 30, 2013 8:48 am

I really hope that
The Penguins win the series
That is all i've got.
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Re: 2013 Playoff Haikus: Round 1 vs. NYI

Postby tfrizz on Tue Apr 30, 2013 8:50 am

Islanders will fall
Playoffs: Nabokov can not win
Grind these b*****s down
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Re: 2013 Playoff Haikus: Round 1 vs. NYI

Postby Froggy on Tue Apr 30, 2013 8:58 am

Some say Long Island
Is a hot bed for a-holes
That sounds accurate
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Re: 2013 Playoff Haikus: Round 1 vs. NYI

Postby Froggy on Tue Apr 30, 2013 8:59 am

Like Rylan's foot skin
After clumsy 4-wheeling
Isles stand no chance
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Re: 2013 Playoff Haikus: Round 1 vs. NYI

Postby Eismann on Tue Apr 30, 2013 9:06 am

Isle's playoff hope?
Like a sober L. Lohan
Never heard of it
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Re: 2013 Playoff Haikus: Round 1 vs. NYI

Postby canaan on Tue Apr 30, 2013 9:52 am

Nineteen Ninety-Three
An old curse to abolish
by iggy and sid
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Re: 2013 Playoff Haikus: Round 1 vs. NYI

Postby Rylan on Tue Apr 30, 2013 10:01 am

Froggy wrote:Like Rylan's foot skin
After clumsy 4-wheeling
Isles stand no chance


:cry:
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Re: 2013 Playoff Haikus: Round 1 vs. NYI

Postby NashvilleCat on Tue Apr 30, 2013 10:08 am

For Seventy Five
And for Nineteen Ninety Three
Vengeance will be sweet
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Re: 2013 Playoff Haikus: Round 1 vs. NYI

Postby TheGhostofGoulet on Tue Apr 30, 2013 10:12 am

Pens in five, not six
If it takes more than five games
Fire Dan Bylsma?
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Re: 2013 Playoff Haikus: Round 1 vs. NYI

Postby DocEmrick on Tue Apr 30, 2013 10:30 am

New York Islanders?
More like Brooklyn Hipsters eh?
Epic lulz to have
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Re: 2013 Playoff Haikus: Round 1 vs. NYI

Postby Eismann on Tue Apr 30, 2013 11:18 am

Yea, Sid will return
Like glorious Tyrael
Smite the Islanders
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Re: 2013 Playoff Haikus: Round 1 vs. NYI

Postby pressure=9Pa on Tue Apr 30, 2013 11:20 am

Isles jumped all our guys
Now it's time for some revenge
Kill! Kill! Kill! Kill! Kill!
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Re: 2013 Playoff Haikus: Round 1 vs. NYI

Postby PghSkins on Tue Apr 30, 2013 11:23 am

Penguins marauders
Bulldoze the mausoleum
Take no prisoners
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Re: 2013 Playoff Haikus: Round 1 vs. NYI

Postby Froggy on Tue Apr 30, 2013 12:03 pm

Eismann wrote:Yea, Sid will return
Like glorious Tyrael
Smite the Islanders

more diablo 2 related pens haikus
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Re: 2013 Playoff Haikus: Round 1 vs. NYI

Postby Kaizer on Tue Apr 30, 2013 12:08 pm

Eismann wrote:Yea, Sid will return
Like glorious Tyrael
Smite the Islanders


Shero traps captains
in black soulstone called pittsburgh
isles name is leah
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Re: 2013 Playoff Haikus: Round 1 vs. NYI

Postby Froggy on Tue Apr 30, 2013 12:47 pm

Eismann wrote:Yea, Sid will return
Like glorious Tyrael
Smite the Islanders

Beating the Isles
Will prove to be easier
Than Pindleskin runs
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Re: 2013 Playoff Haikus: Round 1 vs. NYI

Postby Pucks_and_Pols on Tue Apr 30, 2013 12:51 pm

F*** David Volek
Destroyer of childhood dreams
Piss on 93
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Re: 2013 Playoff Haikus: Round 1 vs. NYI

Postby Eismann on Tue Apr 30, 2013 12:58 pm

Where art thine linemates?
Bad luck, Kyle Okposo
They Baaled on you, dude
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Re: 2013 Playoff Haikus: Round 1 vs. NYI

Postby Eismann on Tue Apr 30, 2013 1:00 pm

Marty Reasoner
Any relation to news?
Flash! Headlines of doom
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Re: 2013 Playoff Haikus: Round 1 vs. NYI

Postby Eismann on Tue Apr 30, 2013 1:02 pm

R U Sreus?
Nelson Nielsen Stait Streit lol
All sound like losers
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Re: 2013 Playoff Haikus: Round 1 vs. NYI

Postby Eismann on Tue Apr 30, 2013 1:03 pm

Islanders, indeed
Long to be off that island
Fail in Crooklyn, too
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