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Re: 2013 Playoff Haikus: Round 1 vs. NYI

Postby JS© on Tue Apr 30, 2013 5:07 pm

Bring on the Pitbull
Favorite part of Pens' win
Don't stop the party!

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Re: 2013 Playoff Haikus: Round 1 vs. NYI

Postby columbia on Tue Apr 30, 2013 5:18 pm

:thumb:
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Re: 2013 Playoff Haikus: Round 1 vs. NYI

Postby Kaizer on Tue Apr 30, 2013 5:27 pm

having a good time?
que no par la fiesta
dont stop the paaaaaaaaaaartay
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Re: 2013 Playoff Haikus: Round 1 vs. NYI

Postby JS© on Tue Apr 30, 2013 6:19 pm

Snow and Wang, Snow.... Wang
It almost sounds like "So long"
So long Isles, goodbye!

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Re: 2013 Playoff Haikus: Round 1 vs. NYI

Postby viva la ben on Tue Apr 30, 2013 6:34 pm

This would be more fun
If it were anyone but
gortons fisherman
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Re: 2013 Playoff Haikus: Round 1 vs. NYI

Postby Pucks_and_Pols on Tue Apr 30, 2013 7:18 pm

Kaizer wrote:do you like fish sticks?
of course we do, says brooklyn
isles fans are gay fish.


no need to use gay
if you can play, you can play
the isles? they can't play...
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Re: 2013 Playoff Haikus: Round 1 vs. NYI

Postby JS© on Tue Apr 30, 2013 7:28 pm

Smith, Bossy, Arbour
They're not walking through that door
No Cup for you, Isles
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Re: 2013 Playoff Haikus: Round 1 vs. NYI

Postby JS© on Tue Apr 30, 2013 7:37 pm

Thirty years, no Cup.
I'm hoping that you don't mind
another thirty
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Re: 2013 Playoff Haikus: Round 1 vs. NYI

Postby JS© on Tue Apr 30, 2013 7:45 pm

The Isles' arena
It does smell like foul garbage.
This is a known fact.
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Re: 2013 Playoff Haikus: Round 1 vs. NYI

Postby Lt. Dish on Tue Apr 30, 2013 8:10 pm

Cizikas bugs me
Makes me want to throw a shoe
Trust me, I won't miss


So...what's the deal here?
Can we get this over with?
Just win and move on


Abomination
Chris Therien on TV
For Pen-Isles? Hope not.


Back in '93
Yeah, you know you were lucky
The Pens' machine choked


I was so foolish
To think I had outgrown it
My hate for the Isles


Fleury, get some sleep
Baby will be there later
Only half kidding


Morrow, be a beast
Iginla, this time is yours
Carpe diem, now!


I'd like to suggest
Hit JT into next week
One week, long enough


The question right now:
At what point do we party
With the Uber Tap?


Isles going to score?
We have no Rob Ramage here
No option for them


I've waited for this
I could write haikus all day
Islanders, my muse


I can't grow a beard
I guess I won't shave my legs
It's that serious


So much work to do
Should take advantage of break
But no! Airplane game!


Just win? Not enough.
I can't think of the right words
For the destruction


Pens, get your heads right
I mean it. Get your heads right!
Dispatch these jagoffs


Who's the better team?
If we even have to ask
Then trouble looms large


LOLLercoaster ride
Oooh, Islanders...it goes fast!
Makes you want to hurl
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Re: 2013 Playoff Haikus: Round 1 vs. NYI

Postby Eismann on Tue Apr 30, 2013 9:36 pm

Word to strength, sister
Broadcasting like a big boss
Lt. Dish network
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Re: 2013 Playoff Haikus: Round 1 vs. NYI

Postby Eismann on Tue Apr 30, 2013 9:37 pm

Heed words of wisdom
Listening up, Islanders?
Ya'll game 'bout to suck
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Re: 2013 Playoff Haikus: Round 1 vs. NYI

Postby SubtropicalPenguin on Tue Apr 30, 2013 10:08 pm

Is Crosby healthy?
And what about Brooks Orpik?
Whatevs, Pens still sweep.

Words cannot express
How I hate Healy-Volek
Twenty Years? Vengeance!
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Re: 2013 Playoff Haikus: Round 1 vs. NYI

Postby Kaizer on Tue Apr 30, 2013 11:31 pm

very nice first post
your name doesnt fit here though
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Re: 2013 Playoff Haikus: Round 1 vs. NYI

Postby Lt. Dish on Tue Apr 30, 2013 11:55 pm

Eismann wrote:Word to strength, sister
Broadcasting like a big boss
Lt. Dish network



Dish network on air
Eis, I see what you did there...
I need more POWAH!


Coach Capuano
He'll wish he were in South Beach
With Miami Vice


Ulf's true confession
We looked ahead to Finals
Not this time, Chachi


Does Grabner have wings?
Pull them off like he's a fly
Neutralize him, Pens


Matt Martin? Yeah, right
That's all you got for us?
Line up your caddy


Islanders fanbase
Starving for playoff hockey
Oh! No soup for you!
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Re: 2013 Playoff Haikus: Round 1 vs. NYI

Postby Lt. Dish on Tue Apr 30, 2013 11:58 pm

SubtropicalPenguin wrote:Is Crosby healthy?
And what about Brooks Orpik?
Whatevs, Pens still sweep.

Words cannot express
How I hate Healy-Volek
Twenty Years? Vengeance!


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Expedite malaria
To Long Island
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Re: 2013 Playoff Haikus: Round 1 vs. NYI

Postby JS© on Wed May 01, 2013 7:33 am

Isles in the playoffs?
You sure? You said the Isles, right?
Go home, Isles. You're drunk.

Jack Capuano
Not sure if he's hockey coach
or New York mob boss
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Re: 2013 Playoff Haikus: Round 1 vs. NYI

Postby JoseCuervo on Wed May 01, 2013 9:50 am

Radioactive
Pens will light em up, up, up
Radioactive
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Re: 2013 Playoff Haikus: Round 1 vs. NYI

Postby shafnutz05 on Wed May 01, 2013 10:11 am

No Sidney Crosby
Abandon hope, all Pens fans
Healthy next season?
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Re: 2013 Playoff Haikus: Round 1 vs. NYI

Postby JS© on Wed May 01, 2013 6:01 pm

Penguins, number one
Sidney Crosby, number one
Islanders, hack, pffft

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Re: 2013 Playoff Haikus: Round 1 vs. NYI

Postby Eismann on Wed May 01, 2013 10:19 pm

JS© wrote:Penguins, number one
Sidney Crosby, number one
Islanders, hack, pffft

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De Iron-a Sheikh
He shall bring us make glory
So utterly win
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Re: 2013 Playoff Haikus: Round 1 vs. NYI

Postby JS© on Thu May 02, 2013 7:29 am

Eismann wrote:De Iron-a Sheikh
He shall bring us make glory
So utterly win


Jack Capuano
He is no Iron Sheik class
Worse than the Virgil
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Re: 2013 Playoff Haikus: Round 1 vs. NYI

Postby marek on Thu May 02, 2013 12:34 pm

Kill the islanders
More and more and more and more
Die die die die dead
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Re: 2013 Playoff Haikus: Round 1 vs. NYI

Postby canaan on Thu May 02, 2013 12:41 pm

we need more player
threads in penguins related.
eric tangradi?
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Re: 2013 Playoff Haikus: Round 1 vs. NYI

Postby Froggy on Thu May 02, 2013 1:10 pm

canaan wrote:we need more player
threads in penguins related.
eric tangradi?

Eric Tangradi
Is non-penguins related
Thank the lord, jeebus
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