2013 Playoff Haikus: Round 1 vs. NYI

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Re: 2013 Playoff Haikus: Round 1 vs. NYI

Postby Pucks_and_Pols on Thu May 02, 2013 1:16 pm

Everybody skates.
But not everybody skates...
Mistitled threads much?
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Re: 2013 Playoff Haikus: Round 1 vs. NYI

Postby Froggy on Thu May 02, 2013 1:20 pm

These LGP memes
Are just like regular memes
Except less funny
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Re: 2013 Playoff Haikus: Round 1 vs. NYI

Postby MRandall25 on Thu May 02, 2013 1:23 pm

Froggy wrote:These LGP memes
Are just like regular memes
Except less funny


Neck meat from Froggy
That is an LGP meme
We want more neck meat
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Re: 2013 Playoff Haikus: Round 1 vs. NYI

Postby Eismann on Fri May 03, 2013 8:43 am

Stand up next to him
Chops you down with edge of hand
Voodoo Doug Murray
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Re: 2013 Playoff Haikus: Round 1 vs. NYI

Postby canaan on Fri May 03, 2013 9:17 am

Dude from Calgary
Has a cannon for a shot
Jarome Iginla
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Re: 2013 Playoff Haikus: Round 1 vs. NYI

Postby Eismann on Fri May 03, 2013 11:53 am

The Dark Knight Rises
Crosbane returns for Game 2
Fans go Bat-crazy
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Re: 2013 Playoff Haikus: Round 1 vs. NYI

Postby Lt. Dish on Fri May 03, 2013 12:19 pm

MRandall25 wrote:
Froggy wrote:These LGP memes
Are just like regular memes
Except less funny


Neck meat from Froggy
That is an LGP meme
We want more neck meat


'Cause, like, you want more
You really really like it
Goals made of candy

Wait, that's not right...


--------------------------------

Who else is worried
Our Pens will lay off the gas
Now that Sid is back?

Stop it! No worries!
There's fire in their eyes
This year, no mercy!

Alright...alright...fine
I just want them to win bad
So I get myself worked up

Understandable
The playoffs are nerve-wracking
One game at a time

Talking to myself?
Is this what it has come to?
Please win for my sake

Hey! Snap out of it!
Focus on what's real
Sid's back to crush them

Yes! Get out there
Back to anti-isles haikus
Give them all you've got

It's not about you!
You've forgotten the goal here
Write about the game

Right. I love you, Pens
Win on Mausoleum ice
Rout them in four games

Great day for hockey!
Mental breakdown averted
At least, 'til next game...

LET'S GO, PENS!
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Re: 2013 Playoff Haikus: Round 1 vs. NYI

Postby DelPen on Fri May 03, 2013 12:22 pm

Sid is **** back
No, really, Sid back tonight
Kill these **** bad
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Re: 2013 Playoff Haikus: Round 1 vs. NYI

Postby Lt. Dish on Fri May 03, 2013 12:26 pm

Jussi Jokinen
How did Shero pull this off?
Our secret weapon

Bouncing off Crankshaft
Two minutes for being huge
Waiting for that call

Murray's fearsomeness
"Punch me so I can punch you"
Dude's hysterical

"Gotta go to Mo's"
That means answer to Brenden
For your impudence
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Re: 2013 Playoff Haikus: Round 1 vs. NYI

Postby Lt. Dish on Fri May 03, 2013 12:28 pm

Pens! Pens! Pens! Pens! Pens!
Shout it over and over!
Seven syllables from AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH?!
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Re: 2013 Playoff Haikus: Round 1 vs. NYI

Postby Eismann on Fri May 03, 2013 12:37 pm

Just like a nightmare
No Neal but Crosby comes back
Life ain't fair, Jackie
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Re: 2013 Playoff Haikus: Round 1 vs. NYI

Postby Lt. Dish on Fri May 03, 2013 1:20 pm

Eismann wrote:
JS© wrote:Penguins, number one
Sidney Crosby, number one
Islanders, hack, pffft

Image


De Iron-a Sheikh
He shall bring us make glory
So utterly win


Brings to mind a song:
"Sheik, he drove his Cadillac..."
Pens and Clash are WIN
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Re: 2013 Playoff Haikus: Round 1 vs. NYI

Postby blackjack68 on Fri May 03, 2013 1:44 pm

Go back to your home
That crappy New York island
We are done with you
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Re: 2013 Playoff Haikus: Round 1 vs. NYI

Postby dbizzle66 on Fri May 03, 2013 4:39 pm

Nabokov goalie
Pain in mask? Yes there is sir!
Iginla big shot



New York classless team
Islanders fish logo sucks
Penguins do eat fish
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Re: 2013 Playoff Haikus: Round 1 vs. NYI

Postby viva la ben on Fri May 03, 2013 4:57 pm

Titanium chin
Mouthful of brand new choppers
Crosby craves fish sticks
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Re: 2013 Playoff Haikus: Round 1 vs. NYI

Postby dbizzle66 on Fri May 03, 2013 5:08 pm

New York sucks a lot
New York sucks a lot; a lot!
Pittsburgh does not suck
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Re: 2013 Playoff Haikus: Round 1 vs. NYI

Postby Lt. Dish on Fri May 03, 2013 5:44 pm

dbizzle66 wrote:New York sucks a lot
New York sucks a lot; a lot!
Pittsburgh does not suck


dbiz 66
With in-depth analysis?
No, but is he wrong?

No. No, dbiz is not wrong.
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Re: 2013 Playoff Haikus: Round 1 vs. NYI

Postby Lt. Dish on Fri May 03, 2013 5:46 pm

If you like fishsticks
Trust the Gorton's fisherman?
Hell nah! Mrs. Paul's

JT finds out fast
No way is he MVP
Unless "P" means "putz"
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Re: 2013 Playoff Haikus: Round 1 vs. NYI

Postby dbizzle66 on Fri May 03, 2013 6:37 pm

Lt. Dish wrote:
dbizzle66 wrote:New York sucks a lot
New York sucks a lot; a lot!
Pittsburgh does not suck


dbiz 66
With in-depth analysis?
No, but is he wrong?

No. No, dbiz is not wrong.


:fist:

Dish made me roll on
the floor laughing my a$##$ off
thanks Dish! lets go pens
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Re: 2013 Playoff Haikus: Round 1 vs. NYI

Postby Eismann on Fri May 03, 2013 7:57 pm

Freaking Engellend
Staple his butt to the bench
Moar possession plox
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Re: 2013 Playoff Haikus: Round 1 vs. NYI

Postby Eismann on Fri May 03, 2013 8:00 pm

Travis Hamonic
Ham-n-Egger spank baker
Harmonica puke
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Re: 2013 Playoff Haikus: Round 1 vs. NYI

Postby blackjack68 on Fri May 03, 2013 9:46 pm

Penguins cannot win
The series on our home ice
If we sweep the bums
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Re: 2013 Playoff Haikus: Round 1 vs. NYI

Postby shafnutz05 on Sat May 04, 2013 8:28 am

Just one more new thread
Is needed for discussion
Seventh-rate posting
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Re: 2013 Playoff Haikus: Round 1 vs. NYI

Postby Lt. Dish on Sat May 04, 2013 9:53 am

dbizzle66 wrote:
Lt. Dish wrote:
dbizzle66 wrote:New York sucks a lot
New York sucks a lot; a lot!
Pittsburgh does not suck


dbiz 66
With in-depth analysis?
No, but is he wrong?

No. No, dbiz is not wrong.


:fist:

Dish made me roll on
the floor laughing my a$##$ off
thanks Dish! lets go pens


Aw, thanks, dbizzle!
I needed a smile today
Ticked off from last night

No more messing here
Let's get this done in five games
Adjust and prevail
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Re: 2013 Playoff Haikus: Round 1 vs. NYI

Postby Lt. Dish on Sat May 04, 2013 9:57 am

shafnutz05 wrote:Just one more new thread
Is needed for discussion
Seventh-rate posting


We'll really hear it
From our neighbors and our friends
If the Pens blow it

Still a big IF
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