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2013 Playoff Haikus: Round 2 vs. Ottawa

Postby JS© on Sun May 12, 2013 12:39 am

Spezza makes me laugh
ha-he-heh-he-heh-eh-heh
Heh-ha-heh-he-heh

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Re: 2013 Playoff Haikus: Round 1 vs. Ottawa

Postby Eismann on Sun May 12, 2013 12:41 am

Um, heads-up JS
This here is Round 2 right now
Don't like the mojo
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Re: 2013 Playoff Haikus: Round 2 vs. Ottawa

Postby JS© on Sun May 12, 2013 6:20 pm

Thanks for the heads up
JS may have hit the booze
when making the post
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Re: 2013 Playoff Haikus: Round 2 vs. Ottawa

Postby JS© on Sun May 12, 2013 6:21 pm

Chris Neil is a clown
Clowns are not good at hockey
End of the story
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Re: 2013 Playoff Haikus: Round 2 vs. Ottawa

Postby Dan H on Sun May 12, 2013 7:03 pm

Penguins' cunning plan:
Every player wears a mask
of Matt Cooke. Obsessed?
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Re: 2013 Playoff Haikus: Round 2 vs. Ottawa

Postby Why Not Us on Sun May 12, 2013 7:22 pm

Alfredsson is old
So are Iggy and Morrow
Who will want it most?
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Re: 2013 Playoff Haikus: Round 2 vs. Ottawa

Postby viva la ben on Sun May 12, 2013 7:58 pm

In the dead of night
Karlsson tosses and turns
Laceration fear
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Re: 2013 Playoff Haikus: Round 2 vs. Ottawa

Postby viva la ben on Sun May 12, 2013 8:08 pm

Head coach Paul MacLean
At the podium he says
"I am a walrus"
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Re: 2013 Playoff Haikus: Round 2 vs. Ottawa

Postby malkinshair on Sun May 12, 2013 8:08 pm

Send CSI home
Speed and preventing stretch pass
Is Pen's achilles.
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Re: 2013 Playoff Haikus: Round 2 vs. Ottawa

Postby JS© on Sun May 12, 2013 8:28 pm

I figured it out
Get Anderson off his game
Distract with ice girls
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Re: 2013 Playoff Haikus: Round 2 vs. Ottawa

Postby ru10tu10 on Mon May 13, 2013 3:22 pm

Onto Ottawa
Is that an Indian name?
Bye for now Carkner
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Re: 2013 Playoff Haikus: Round 2 vs. Ottawa

Postby Jesse on Mon May 13, 2013 4:42 pm

Hey Craig Anderson
Since when did losing a tooth
Become heroic?
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Re: 2013 Playoff Haikus: Round 2 vs. Ottawa

Postby Beveridge on Mon May 13, 2013 4:46 pm

Gonchar knows this team.
Is it an advantage? No.
Good luck next year, Sens.
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Re: 2013 Playoff Haikus: Round 2 vs. Ottawa

Postby ExPatriatePen on Mon May 13, 2013 5:11 pm

The red scarf brigade
A group for clueless Sens fans
Hang 'em by those scarfs
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Re: 2013 Playoff Haikus: Round 2 vs. Ottawa

Postby jwest21 on Mon May 13, 2013 5:35 pm

a cut Achilles
instead of a blade, a skate
Cooke is a ninja
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Re: 2013 Playoff Haikus: Round 2 vs. Ottawa

Postby MRandall25 on Mon May 13, 2013 7:20 pm

Blame it on Matt Cooke
Forget about the rest of
the team, pretty please.
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Re: 2013 Playoff Haikus: Round 2 vs. Ottawa

Postby ru10tu10 on Mon May 13, 2013 7:37 pm

Iggy, Duper, Sid
Who has the puck now Sergei?
Confused? Sure you are
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Re: 2013 Playoff Haikus: Round 2 vs. Ottawa

Postby TheHammer24 on Mon May 13, 2013 7:50 pm

Please no turnovers
Please skate hard in your own zone
Please make good passses
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Re: 2013 Playoff Haikus: Round 2 vs. Ottawa

Postby Kaizer on Mon May 13, 2013 8:32 pm

"lets go Senators"
k, bloated centurion
more embarrassment
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Re: 2013 Playoff Haikus: Round 2 vs. Ottawa

Postby Eismann on Tue May 14, 2013 10:39 am

Chris Neil, listen up
Leash law violation, turd
Beat you like a dog
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Re: 2013 Playoff Haikus: Round 2 vs. Ottawa

Postby ExPatriatePen on Tue May 14, 2013 1:28 pm

Fleury or Vokoun
If it were left up to you
Then what would you do?
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Re: 2013 Playoff Haikus: Round 2 vs. Ottawa

Postby TheGhostofGoulet on Tue May 14, 2013 1:40 pm

Jason Spezza's hurt
Will he return this series?
If it goes past five
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Re: 2013 Playoff Haikus: Round 2 vs. Ottawa

Postby Eismann on Tue May 14, 2013 2:24 pm

Ottawa, CA
Beautiful city up north
Too bad fans are chodes
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Re: 2013 Playoff Haikus: Round 2 vs. Ottawa

Postby Penspal on Tue May 14, 2013 2:30 pm

Sons of Alfred, Karls, Anders
Grind them down low
CSI Ottawa w/post mortem
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Re: 2013 Playoff Haikus: Round 2 vs. Ottawa

Postby Headshot77 on Tue May 14, 2013 2:37 pm

I am the eggman
they are the eggmen (woo, woo)
I am the walrus
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