2013 Playoff Haikus: Round 2 vs. Ottawa

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Re: 2013 Playoff Haikus: Round 2 vs. Ottawa

Postby no name on Tue May 14, 2013 2:45 pm

Vokoun plays madly
Fleury silently waiting
Vokoun won't faulter
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Re: 2013 Playoff Haikus: Round 2 vs. Ottawa

Postby WHITEY1 on Tue May 14, 2013 2:49 pm

Becauthe of his lisssssp
Ottawa coach is sthooo mad
Penguins win in thix
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Re: 2013 Playoff Haikus: Round 2 vs. Ottawa

Postby MRandall25 on Tue May 14, 2013 2:51 pm

WHITEY1 wrote:Becauthe of his lisssssp
Ottawa coach is sthooo mad
Penguins win in thix


You are kinda wrong
Bryan Murray has the lisp
He is the GM
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Re: 2013 Playoff Haikus: Round 2 vs. Ottawa

Postby Lt. Dish on Tue May 14, 2013 3:36 pm

It occurs to me
Scotiabank Place rawks the red
Losing's contagious
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Re: 2013 Playoff Haikus: Round 2 vs. Ottawa

Postby SubtropicalPenguin on Tue May 14, 2013 4:14 pm

Two former Panthers
Goalies battle in playoffs?
Who would have called that?

Penguins are healthy
But the Senators are not.
I like Pens in five.
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Re: 2013 Playoff Haikus: Round 2 vs. Ottawa

Postby JS© on Tue May 14, 2013 8:01 pm

Hey Senators fans,
no Cup since '27.
What's another year?
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Re: 2013 Playoff Haikus: Round 2 vs. Ottawa

Postby PghSkins on Tue May 14, 2013 10:34 pm

Everyone says that
Kanata Senators Suck
Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha
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Re: 2013 Playoff Haikus: Round 2 vs. Ottawa

Postby ru10tu10 on Tue May 14, 2013 11:10 pm

Neo you are not
No longer in the Matrix
Mr. Anderson

Reality sux
should have taken the blue pill
and lived in a dream

Not 'The One' eh Craig?
Orpheus can not save you
nor can Karlsson
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Re: 2013 Playoff Haikus: Round 2 vs. Ottawa

Postby Kaizer on Thu May 16, 2013 10:44 am

two days between games
someone invent time travel
heart rate is failing
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Re: 2013 Playoff Haikus: Round 2 vs. Ottawa

Postby Lt. Dish on Thu May 16, 2013 12:32 pm

League scheduling shows
How to drag out a series
Pens, end this in four.

Cory Conacher
Yeah, YOU, you little bastid
Morrow laughs at you

Sens fans are asking
Umm, why is Karlsson playing?
He's not fully healed

You are the Paulrus
"Experts, experts choking" Sens
Goo goo g'joob this

Is J-G Pageau
This playoffs' Peter Regin?
No, I don't think so
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Re: 2013 Playoff Haikus: Round 2 vs. Ottawa

Postby Juice on Thu May 16, 2013 12:56 pm

met a sens fan once
forced him to drink Jameson
got the boot he did
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Re: 2013 Playoff Haikus: Round 2 vs. Ottawa

Postby westside on Thu May 16, 2013 1:00 pm

Geno and Iggy
Together again I sad
Bylsma you suck
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Re: 2013 Playoff Haikus: Round 2 vs. Ottawa

Postby Lt. Dish on Thu May 16, 2013 1:12 pm

westside wrote:Geno and Iggy
Together again I sad
Bylsma you suck


Dismaying to see
But, will it stay that way, though?
Why mess with what worked?

Now, back to the Sens
So boring I forget them
Mostly, anyway

But when we play them
And, ugh, there's Bryan Murray
My blood pressure spikes
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Re: 2013 Playoff Haikus: Round 2 vs. Ottawa

Postby Daniel87 on Thu May 16, 2013 2:56 pm

I don't understand
Why Kunitz is with Crosby
Put him with Geno
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Re: 2013 Playoff Haikus: Round 2 vs. Ottawa

Postby Eismann on Thu May 16, 2013 6:09 pm

Imagination
Pens stay off the boards and crush
Dare to dream, Eismeat
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Re: 2013 Playoff Haikus: Round 2 vs. Ottawa

Postby Eismann on Fri May 17, 2013 7:55 am

Daybreak of Game 2
Nottawa Senaherpderps
I went all 1st grade
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Re: 2013 Playoff Haikus: Round 2 vs. Ottawa

Postby Kaizer on Fri May 17, 2013 10:38 am

coffee, more coffee
I'M-A CHARGIN MAH LASER
settle down, beavis
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Re: 2013 Playoff Haikus: Round 2 vs. Ottawa

Postby JS© on Fri May 17, 2013 12:27 pm

What makes you laugh more?
The spartan? Opera lady?
My vote? Yes.....Melnyk.
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Re: 2013 Playoff Haikus: Round 2 vs. Ottawa

Postby viva la ben on Fri May 17, 2013 1:12 pm

Daniel Alfredsson
Poops wherever he wants to
While wearing high heels
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Re: 2013 Playoff Haikus: Round 2 vs. Ottawa

Postby Kaizer on Sat May 18, 2013 1:23 pm

let the tears begin
"our team cant get penalties!'
then draw some, losers.
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Re: 2013 Playoff Haikus: Round 2 vs. Ottawa

Postby ExPatriatePen on Sat May 18, 2013 1:34 pm

Karlsson Gets Mad
What Happened on that one goal?
Says huh? Are you Blind?

Just Two more loses
And then you can go play golf
No more tough questions
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Re: 2013 Playoff Haikus: Round 2 vs. Ottawa

Postby Lt. Dish on Sat May 18, 2013 2:46 pm

Two to zero lead
Great but not impossible
Sens can overcome

They'll come out on fiyah
They'll also have the last change
Let's render it moot

Focus is crucial
Can't be overconfident
Remember '09?

Spezza will be back
I'm willing to bank on it
Will give them some hop

Pens, you have the chance
To put this series away
Early, in four games

So, murdalize them!
Obliterate them! Oh, yeah!
Senators, see ya!
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Re: 2013 Playoff Haikus: Round 2 vs. Ottawa

Postby JS© on Sat May 18, 2013 4:43 pm

Karlsson smoked by Sid?
No excuses, it looked bad.
You got straight beat, son.
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Re: 2013 Playoff Haikus: Round 2 vs. Ottawa

Postby Eismann on Sat May 18, 2013 5:42 pm

21st cent'ry
Oh hai, Jason Spezzoid Man
King Crimson knows all
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Re: 2013 Playoff Haikus: Round 2 vs. Ottawa

Postby Kaizer on Sat May 18, 2013 6:50 pm

Die, die, die darling
7 seeds need not apply
Where cups are concerned
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