2013 Eastern Conference Finals Pens v Bruins Thread

[blackjack68]

Juju doesn't exist.

Apparently it does.

[skullman80]

Juju doesn't exist.

Apparently it does.

It does?

[blackjack68]

Pens lose after this premature thread. So yes.

[DontToewsMeBro]

Pens lose after this premature thread. So yes.

[blackjack68]

When you're done slapping yourself in the face, disprove it.

Thought so.

[DontToewsMeBro]

When you're done slapping yourself in the face, disprove it.

Thought so.

Disprove that juju exists? Are you a ****ing moron? First of all, you are already under the assumption that this "juju" or "karma" or whatever you want to call it, in fact, does exist. I can't help you there. If you think you are important enough that your (or our) actions on a fan message board in any way, shape, or form influence what happens between the players on the Pittsburgh Penguins and Boston Bruins that is your own faulty logic. That just goes to show how self-centered humans are in the grand scheme of things. You are not important. The sooner you realize this, the better your life will be.

[blackjack68]

I knew you couldn't prove it.

[SolidSnake]

"JuJu"

[Pens4Life]

We will be ok,we just couldnt score,no luck.. next game is ours!

[ExPatriatePen]

Nice to know that some people have the universe all figured out.

Me? I'm still trying to determine if the toilet paper roll goes on with the paper to the front or the back.

[brwi]

Nice to know that some people have the universe all figured out.

Me? I'm still trying to determine if the toilet paper roll goes on with the paper to the front or the back.

As long as it is there, I'm not partial to either way

[ExPatriatePen]

Nice to know that some people have the universe all figured out.

Me? I'm still trying to determine if the toilet paper roll goes on with the paper to the front or the back.

As long as it is there, I'm not partial to either way

The universe or the TP... Actually, Nevermind, either way it's the same. Amirite?

[Idoit40fans]

I knew you couldn't prove it.

Well played

[blackjack68]

Arguing while drunk is my specialty.

[ScottishPenguin]

Disprove that juju exists? Are you a ****ing moron? First of all, you are already under the assumption that this "juju" or "karma" or whatever you want to call it, in fact, does exist. I can't help you there.

Actions undertaken in the name of juju cannot make the team play better, nor will they grant the refs a sudden understanding of what constitutes an interference penalty, nor strike the opposing team down with a plague of brian boyles. The purpose of juju related adventure is to pacify the sea serpents which live in the fragile psyche of every fan, who become agitated and thrash about wildly when things aren't going particularly well. The act of moving from the armchair to the end of the couch, replacing your tortilla chips with some kind of fluffy cheese flavoured snack or posting a series of images of buxom Biermaedchen on a somewhat popular message board can disorient the serpents for a time, allowing the fan to refocus his mental energies on making Brad Marchand's head explode, like in that scene in scanners.

[Idoit40fans]

Did you ever see that scene in scanners where that dude's head blew up?

[pittsoccer33]

i for one greatly miss the 2008 and 2009 juju threads. i got yelled at starting one last year.

this is my juju anthem for the night:



no doubt about it

[sil]

I can prove JuJu and Karma don't exist. Ah hem...there are lots and lots of rich and successful a-holes in the world. Done.

[DudeMan2766]

i for one greatly miss the 2008 and 2009 juju threads.

I do too. There were many times where I would bust out in laughter at work and have to quiet myself so no one sees I was LGP'ing during work.

[Idoit40fans]

I can prove JuJu and Karma don't exist. Ah hem...there are lots and lots of rich and successful a-holes in the world. Done.

Ill do one better. This thread exists and the pens and bruins are both still playing.

http://youtu.be/aJh1Di-rR3M