2013 Playoff Haikus: Round 3 vs. Boston

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2013 Playoff Haikus: Round 3 vs. Boston

Postby JS© on Sun May 26, 2013 4:39 pm

Boston you still suck
I really hope you don't mind
Getting swept this round
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Re: 2013 Playoff Haikus: Round 3 vs. Boston

Postby FreeCandy44 on Sun May 26, 2013 4:42 pm

JS© wrote:Boston you still suck
I really hope you don't mind
Getting swept this round


/endthread
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Re: 2013 Playoff Haikus: Round 3 vs. Boston

Postby Gaucho on Sun May 26, 2013 4:43 pm

Listen up Boston
Iggy Iggy Iggy Oi Oi Oi
What, are u mad, bro?
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Re: 2013 Playoff Haikus: Round 3 vs. Boston

Postby dbizzle66 on Sun May 26, 2013 6:00 pm

It's Embellishment!
Hypocrite Claude Julien
Say no to diving
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Re: 2013 Playoff Haikus: Round 3 vs. Boston

Postby Lt. Dish on Sun May 26, 2013 6:20 pm

Boston Bruins fans,
Why are you being Massholes?
The Bruins can lose

No, seriously
The Broons aren't unbeatable
Like you think they are

As for us, know this:
We were here before '05
Get off your high horse

And for those who weren't?
What better team to follow?
The Pittsburgh Paaaaang-wins
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Re: 2013 Playoff Haikus: Round 3 vs. Boston

Postby Lt. Dish on Sun May 26, 2013 6:26 pm

Hit Cooke and Iggy
That's OK, and remember
To focus on that

Throw around your weight
Take yourself out of the play
We'd love nothing more
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Re: 2013 Playoff Haikus: Round 3 vs. Boston

Postby Lt. Dish on Sun May 26, 2013 6:33 pm

"Matt Cooke is evil!"
Mark's not at all culpable?
Listen, Bruins fans

"It's not Savard's fault!
"No concussion protocol!"
The hit was legal...

Much has changed since then
Not the least of which, Cooke's play
Why can't you see that?

You're like Flyers phans
Oh, so sanctimonious
You set the fan rules?

You can dish it out
But Lord knows you can't take it
Hypocritical

Get over yourselves
What about the Patriots
No bandwagon there?
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Re: 2013 Playoff Haikus: Round 3 vs. Boston

Postby Dan H on Sun May 26, 2013 7:46 pm

Julien's hungry
So he just ate this haiku
Om nom nom nom nom!
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Re: 2013 Playoff Haikus: Round 3 vs. Boston

Postby DistinctKickingMtn on Sun May 26, 2013 7:55 pm

Penguins at full strength

For the first time this season

Pens take B's in five
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Re: 2013 Playoff Haikus: Round 3 vs. Boston

Postby Froggy on Sun May 26, 2013 8:27 pm

pens beat the bruins
with an all star team not in
when we're healthy, cake.
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Re: 2013 Playoff Haikus: Round 3 vs. Boston

Postby JS© on Sun May 26, 2013 8:31 pm

Hey Claude Julien
Go back to King Of The Hill
Hank Hill misses you
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Re: 2013 Playoff Haikus: Round 3 vs. Boston

Postby Kaizer on Sun May 26, 2013 8:33 pm

Dive dive dive marchand
Just follow your nose; hand up
And...unsportsmanlike
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Re: 2013 Playoff Haikus: Round 3 vs. Boston

Postby JS© on Sun May 26, 2013 8:34 pm

No Savard jokes here
For it would be in bad taste
B's still lose in four
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Re: 2013 Playoff Haikus: Round 3 vs. Boston

Postby JS© on Sun May 26, 2013 8:36 pm

Boston, stop whining
We had black and yellow first
[expletive removed]
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Re: 2013 Playoff Haikus: Round 3 vs. Boston

Postby JS© on Sun May 26, 2013 8:41 pm

Two thousand and ten
Yeah it means nothing to me
Where is Timmy now?
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Re: 2013 Playoff Haikus: Round 3 vs. Boston

Postby JeanPronovost on Sun May 26, 2013 9:00 pm

I'm starting to itch
Playoff beard, Day 25
Pens, win the Cup quick
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Re: 2013 Playoff Haikus: Round 3 vs. Boston

Postby Why Not Us on Sun May 26, 2013 9:19 pm

Iggy to Boston
Or so Chiarelli thought
Pens win this round too
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Re: 2013 Playoff Haikus: Round 3 vs. Boston

Postby Eismann on Sun May 26, 2013 9:46 pm

Strong haikuing here
Power meter charging up
BFG Penguins
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Re: 2013 Playoff Haikus: Round 3 vs. Boston

Postby marek on Sun May 26, 2013 10:02 pm

Where is bellichek?
Gobbling Milan Lukic
Boston massholes all
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Re: 2013 Playoff Haikus: Round 3 vs. Boston

Postby marek on Sun May 26, 2013 10:06 pm

Zdeno chara
Has an extra chromosome
Milan Lukic spawn
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Re: 2013 Playoff Haikus: Round 3 vs. Boston

Postby Beveridge on Mon May 27, 2013 5:51 pm

Iggy chose the Pens
Better Luck next year Bruins
Pens win this in six
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Re: 2013 Playoff Haikus: Round 3 vs. Boston

Postby Kaizer on Mon May 27, 2013 7:24 pm

Quick, easy, painless
Play the bruins as Dexter
Dump them in the sea
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Re: 2013 Playoff Haikus: Round 3 vs. Boston

Postby viva la ben on Mon May 27, 2013 7:49 pm

Claude Julian once
Ate a bucket of chicken
During a time out
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Re: 2013 Playoff Haikus: Round 3 vs. Boston

Postby Eismann on Sat Jun 01, 2013 1:05 pm

Game 1 ECF
Relax yo, Geno got this
Keep calm and I'm score
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Re: 2013 Playoff Haikus: Round 3 vs. Boston

Postby Kaizer on Sun Jun 02, 2013 8:34 pm

ermahgerd they lerst
cool story bro, game 2:
bruins neal with it
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