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Get to know your dumb Penguin

Postby newarenanow on Tue May 28, 2013 2:24 pm

http://www.stanleycupofchowder.com/2013 ... ooks-orpik

From the site slappy all showed us. This chick is awesome. I think she is doing one of these a day.

First up, Brooks Orpik. Yep, he sucks. Although being an American is a plus.

Can't wait until she does Sid.
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Re: Get to know your dumb Penguin

Postby Kovy27 on Tue May 28, 2013 2:26 pm

Oh, I thought this was about Malkin.
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Re: Get to know your dumb Penguin

Postby Crankshaft on Tue May 28, 2013 2:27 pm

Malkin or Letang - both have low hockey IQ.
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Re: Get to know your dumb Penguin

Postby NashvilleCat on Tue May 28, 2013 2:30 pm

She says writing for your audience is important. Must be hard for her since the Internet wasn't developed with crayons in mind.
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Re: Get to know your dumb Penguin

Postby Idoit40fans on Tue May 28, 2013 2:31 pm

This shows promise. There are plenty of players that they can come up with funnier stuff, this was a weak showing though.
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Re: Get to know your dumb Penguin

Postby Arlow on Tue May 28, 2013 2:31 pm

Where's the Terminator when you need him?
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Re: Get to know your dumb Penguin

Postby Penspal on Tue May 28, 2013 2:35 pm

Interesting to note, she goes by the name sarahconnors. I don't think it will be that long before

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shows up to feed her some chowder. TERMINATED...
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Re: Get to know your dumb Penguin

Postby llipgh2 on Tue May 28, 2013 2:35 pm

NashvilleCat wrote:She says writing for your audience is important. Must be hard for her since the Internet wasn't developed with crayons in mind.


Thank you. You have just spared me the agony of clicking on the link.
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Re: Get to know your dumb Penguin

Postby IntangibleBeer on Tue May 28, 2013 2:50 pm

Jesus, that was lame. Is that the best she can do? Seriously. As Truman Capote once said of some hack: "That's not writing, that's typing".
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Re: Get to know your dumb Penguin

Postby penny lane on Tue May 28, 2013 2:53 pm

How embarrassing for her.

A little hockey knowledge can be a train wreck.
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Re: Get to know your dumb Penguin

Postby CERV96 on Tue May 28, 2013 2:54 pm

Bylsma!
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Re: Get to know your dumb Penguin

Postby Pitts on Tue May 28, 2013 3:07 pm

Arlow wrote:Where's the Terminator when you need him?

Agreed. By reading that piece, you'd think she is 13 years old. At what age does Arnold come back to take her out?

My head hurts.
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Re: Get to know your dumb Penguin

Postby jwest21 on Tue May 28, 2013 3:12 pm

Brooks Orpik is a big, stupid, dummy, poopoo head and he smells.
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Re: Get to know your dumb Penguin

Postby Pavel Bure on Tue May 28, 2013 3:14 pm

Orpik sucks because he doesn't score? I don't get it. At least make it funny if you're gonna make a tongue in cheek bash blog post.
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Re: Get to know your dumb Penguin

Postby llipgh2 on Tue May 28, 2013 3:19 pm

Pavel Bure wrote:Orpik sucks because he doesn't score? I don't get it. At least make it funny if you're gonna make a tongue in cheek bash blog post.


She can't, because she obviously isn't funny.
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Re: Get to know your dumb Penguin

Postby Azkar on Tue May 28, 2013 3:25 pm

llipgh2 wrote:
Pavel Bure wrote:Orpik sucks because he doesn't score? I don't get it. At least make it funny if you're gonna make a tongue in cheek bash blog post.


She can't, because she obviously isn't funny.


She tried wayyyyy to hard
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Re: Get to know your dumb Penguin

Postby scals37 on Tue May 28, 2013 3:40 pm

This had to be the worst way to start my day....
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Re: Get to know your dumb Penguin

Postby Lt. Dish on Tue May 28, 2013 3:43 pm

NashvilleCat wrote:She says writing for your audience is important. Must be hard for her since the Internet wasn't developed with crayons in mind.


:thumb: I found it awful and pointless. I don't know why I remotely expected anything clever and funny (to me).
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Re: Get to know your dumb Penguin

Postby IMFC on Tue May 28, 2013 3:44 pm

The comments section is at least a little interesting, but the Capote quote above is gold. Worth the entire shebangle.
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Re: Get to know your dumb Penguin

Postby CERV96 on Tue May 28, 2013 3:48 pm

She should have just said Brooks is a poo poo head and left it at that.
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Re: Get to know your dumb Penguin

Postby dollartaco on Tue May 28, 2013 3:57 pm

MISTER F
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Re: Get to know your dumb Penguin

Postby Lt. Dish on Tue May 28, 2013 3:59 pm

IntangibleBeer wrote:Jesus, that was lame. Is that the best she can do? Seriously. As Truman Capote once said of some hack: "That's not writing, that's typing".


:thumb: I had a professor who used to say that all the time.

Hooks Orpik's "smart bomb" in the comments > the post itself. Dude brings the knowledge.
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Re: Get to know your dumb Penguin

Postby newarenanow on Tue May 28, 2013 4:23 pm

For those that don't remember, here is the post slappy found from this person when the Bruins played the Pens earlier this season:

http://www.stanleycupofchowder.com/2013 ... a-marathon
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Re: Get to know your dumb Penguin

Postby newarenanow on Tue May 28, 2013 4:26 pm

And the post after Iginla went to Pens:

http://www.stanleycupofchowder.com/2013 ... a-marathon

Note - bad word in there.
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Re: Get to know your dumb Penguin

Postby scals37 on Tue May 28, 2013 4:47 pm

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Silly Boston fans....
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