The Nurse( for Snapshot ) has found his voice. ))

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Re: The Nurse( for Snapshot ) has found his voice. ))

Postby The Snapshot on Fri Aug 23, 2013 10:03 pm

Memories......the Nurse's first role.

There's been an accident...

(Wide angle shot of Emergency Room entry doors)

DOORS SLAM OPEN - GURNEY APPEARS - A DOCTOR STRADDLES A PATIENT

Dr. Brooks - "I need help here!! Doctor what do you have?"

Dr. Kehoe (furiously pumping an patients chest) - We have an NHL player, he was hit by a Philadelphia Flyer. He's 28 years old, major internal injuries, vital signs are....

Dr. Hlinka - "Why wasn't I called ahead of time!! This man's in terrible shape!"

Dr. Brooks - "Save it Doctor. We've been doing all we can!! Get him to Examroom Igloo , STAT!!"

DOORS SLAM OPEN TO EXAMROOM IGLOO

Dr. Kehoe - "Patient presents serious decreased breath sounds, probably as a result of his inconsistent Power Play production. How do want to proceed?"

Dr. Brooks - "We have to get him cycling again. His skating ability will have to help him overcome that inconsistent power play!"

Dr. Kehoe - "He's also bleeding internally. I think he may have suffered an injury to his spleen on a faceoff loss!"

Dr. Hlinka - "Why wasn't I told this earlier. Damn it, I'm a Doctor not a magician."

Dr. Brooks - "Oh shut up will you Dr. Hlinka, you're not helping anything. Get a line in this guy, he's going to need 100cc's of a sustained forecheck!"

Dr. Kehoe - "Doctor Brooks, won't that hurt his ability to freewheel in the neutral zone?"

Dr. Brooks - "Yes it will Kehoe, but dammit, he's going to have to face it if he wants to live."

BEEPS AND BUZZERS START TO GO OFF - SOUND BUILDS TO A DEAFENING LEVEL

Dr. Kehoe - "Oh my God. He's crashing!!"

Dr. Brooks - "We're going to have to open him up!! Rib Spreaders now!"

Dr. Hlinka - "Why wasn't I called earlier!!"

Dr.Brooks - "God damnit Dr. Hlinka, you're not helping!! Nurse Morozov, get him outta here"

Dr. Kehoe - "I'll make the incision. Oh oh, we've got a bleeder!! Nurse Morozov, get a clamp on that Penalty Kill, he's gonna bleed out!"

Dr. Brooks - "Good work, Dr. Kehoe, looks like that PK's under control."

Nurse Morozov - "His pressure's still falling!!"

DR. BROOKS INSERTS THE SPREADERS

Dr. Brooks - "Okay Dr. Kehoe, help me with that suction!! I'm in. Lungs look good. What the...."

Dr. Kehoe -"He's flat-linig!!!!"

Dr. Brooks - "Dammit noooooo!! I'm going to perform internal massage, charge the padels!! What's going on here."

Dr. Kehoe - "What is it??"

Dr. Brooks - "I can't believe it!"

A STEADY BEEEEEEEEP FILLS THE ROOM

Dr. Kehoe - "It's over"

Dr. Brooks - "I've never seen anything like it."

Dr. Kehoe - "WHAT IS IT??"

Dr. Brooks - "There's no heart. THIS PLAYER HAS NO HEART!! NO HEART."

Dr. Kehoe - "Time of death. Game 60."

THE DOORS SLAM OPEN AGAIN - DR. EJ ENTERS

Dr. EJ - "Hlinka's crying out in the hall. What the hell happened??"

Dr. Brooks - "Look." (HE POINTS TO THE EMPTY CHEST)

Dr. EJ - "Oh, I've seen that before, back in '93 we played the Isles. Mario was being put of his game by the constant......"

Dr. Brooks - "EJ SHUT THE HELL UP AND GO GET HLINKA A DONUT WILL YA!!"

CAMERA SWITCHES TO A DOWN SHOT AND PANS UP

Dr. Brooks - "Not even $10 million can replace a human heart........"

FADE TO BLACK
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Re: The Nurse( for Snapshot ) has found his voice. ))

Postby Ben Klingston on Sat Aug 24, 2013 6:16 pm

Guinness wrote:


still in my top 5 favorite Pens goal celebrations, ever. Those were the dark years, and throwing up the Pens crest on the jersey was just so awesome.... and from a really unlikely candidate, granted, but awesome.
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Re: The Nurse( for Snapshot ) has found his voice. ))

Postby jimjom on Sat Aug 24, 2013 6:24 pm

Who took the shot from the point that Morozov got the rebound from?
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