Welcome to Game 3 of the Eastern Conference Quarterfinals between your Pittsburgh Penguins and THE Columbus Blue Jackets. The Blue Jackets are one win away from sweeping this best of 7 series in 3 games, which is surprising considering the Jackets went 0-82 on the season and don't have any NHL caliber players in the lineup. This would be the first playoff series win in Columbus team history.
Meanwhile in Pittsburgh, the following milk cartons were seen in all grocery stores:
*Nobody cares that Malkin is missing cause he is a lazy Russian.
Rumors are running wild on the doppelgangers posing as:
Tonight's Gordie Howe Hat Trick was scratched so Pyatt could play.
TIPS TO WIN
1. Moan and Groan all game
2. No other tips needed
LETS GO PENS