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2014 Playoff Haikus - Round 2 vs. NYR

Postby JS© on Thu May 01, 2014 6:17 pm

King Henrik Lundqvist
I'm still confused on that one
Ummmm....the king of what?

Marty St. Louis
He is a definite smurf
Blue, three apples high.

That Rangers goal song
Unoriginal, it sucks.
Fleury, shutouts please!
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Re: 2014 Playoff Haikus - Round 2 vs. NYR

Postby viva la ben on Thu May 01, 2014 8:49 pm

Third game in four days
Rags can't stop the Penguins from
Getting to their game
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Re: 2014 Playoff Haikus - Round 2 vs. NYR

Postby Kaizer on Thu May 01, 2014 9:20 pm

I still remember
The obscene Jagr soul patch
It haunts my nightmares

lol brad richards
And down with syllable regulations
Suck it
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Re: 2014 Playoff Haikus - Round 2 vs. NYR

Postby JS© on Thu May 01, 2014 9:39 pm

No glitches here, Brad
Goals will be coming non-stop
Learn to play the game

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Re: 2014 Playoff Haikus - Round 2 vs. NYR

Postby MalkinIsMyHomeboy on Thu May 01, 2014 9:51 pm

Kaizer wrote:lol brad richards
And down with syllable regulations
Suck it


This is why we can't have nice things
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Re: 2014 Playoff Haikus - Round 2 vs. NYR

Postby Eismann on Fri May 02, 2014 6:54 am

Round 2 is here, yo
All that matters is the Rags
Work this thread, JS
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Re: 2014 Playoff Haikus - Round 2 vs. NYR

Postby Eismann on Fri May 02, 2014 6:55 am

Daniel Carcillo
Gas station attendant 'stache
YOUR FACE IS STUPID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: 2014 Playoff Haikus - Round 2 vs. NYR

Postby Kaizer on Fri May 02, 2014 10:33 am

Marty the punk-ass
Skating into Neal's elbow
Head is always "down"
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Re: 2014 Playoff Haikus - Round 2 vs. NYR

Postby champeen on Fri May 02, 2014 11:57 am

List of Best Rangers:
Lone, Army, Power and Night
What's your price for flight?
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Re: 2014 Playoff Haikus - Round 2 vs. NYR

Postby champeen on Fri May 02, 2014 11:58 am

List of Best Rangers:
Lone, Army, Power and Night
What's your price for flight?
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Re: 2014 Playoff Haikus - Round 2 vs. NYR

Postby Eismann on Fri May 02, 2014 1:34 pm

champeen wrote:List of Best Rangers:
Lone, Army, Power and Night
What's your price for flight?


Strong. :thumb:
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Re: 2014 Playoff Haikus - Round 2 vs. NYR

Postby Eismann on Fri May 02, 2014 1:39 pm

Better give it up
Ran around, was deserted
I just Rick-Rolled Nash
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Re: 2014 Playoff Haikus - Round 2 vs. NYR

Postby Jesse on Fri May 02, 2014 1:58 pm

Nash and McDonalds
Is a match made in heaven
More big macs fatty?
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Re: 2014 Playoff Haikus - Round 2 vs. NYR

Postby Kharlamov on Fri May 02, 2014 2:12 pm

From Graves to Avery
There's never been one to like
They had Gretzky, woof
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Re: 2014 Playoff Haikus - Round 2 vs. NYR

Postby Dr Rosenrosen on Fri May 02, 2014 3:50 pm

Pens Haiku you say?
I totally suck at them
Here's exhibit 'A'


(sucks so bad it rhymes)
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Re: 2014 Playoff Haikus - Round 2 vs. NYR

Postby JS© on Fri May 02, 2014 3:53 pm

Let's talk about Nash
Can you say "overrated"?
Just like the Rangers
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Re: 2014 Playoff Haikus - Round 2 vs. NYR

Postby MalkinIsMyHomeboy on Fri May 02, 2014 3:57 pm

Big Apple? More like
BIG CRAPPLE! hahaha
hahahahaha
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Re: 2014 Playoff Haikus - Round 2 vs. NYR

Postby Tico Rick on Fri May 02, 2014 5:05 pm

Big Crapple you say?
Yes, Malkin is my homeboy
Crosby will still Nash
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Re: 2014 Playoff Haikus - Round 2 vs. NYR

Postby malkinshair on Fri May 02, 2014 6:30 pm

Crosby must find way
To Still be better than Nash
While he is still Young
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Re: 2014 Playoff Haikus - Round 2 vs. NYR

Postby Kaizer on Fri May 02, 2014 6:33 pm

Pens made of star stuff
Rangers molecules decayed
Neil degrasse tyson
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Re: 2014 Playoff Haikus - Round 2 vs. NYR

Postby Kaizer on Fri May 02, 2014 6:35 pm

Jokes and jokes and jokes
And spaghetti spaghetti
New york can **** off
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Re: 2014 Playoff Haikus - Round 2 vs. NYR

Postby Tico Rick on Sun May 04, 2014 9:11 am

The Country Club says
offense is a good idea.
Dey pretend to care.
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Re: 2014 Playoff Haikus - Round 2 vs. NYR

Postby Eismann on Sun May 04, 2014 9:33 am

malkinshair wrote:Crosby must find way
To Still be better than Nash
While he is still Young


I see what u did
Perhaps that's the turning point
Music will save Pens
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Re: 2014 Playoff Haikus - Round 2 vs. NYR

Postby orpchar on Sun May 04, 2014 5:07 pm

The slump ends tonight
Sidney Crosby lights the lamp
Penguins don't look back
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Re: 2014 Playoff Haikus - Round 2 vs. NYR

Postby topshelf66 on Sun May 04, 2014 5:18 pm

I want us to win
Nothing has been decided
All in the doing
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