2014 Playoff Haikus - Round 2 vs. NYR

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Re: 2014 Playoff Haikus - Round 2 vs. NYR

Postby Gaucho on Sun May 04, 2014 5:18 pm

Beer, beer, beer, beer, beer.
Beer, beer, beer, beer, beer, beer, beer.
Bed, bed, bed, bed, bed.
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Re: 2014 Playoff Haikus - Round 2 vs. NYR

Postby JS© on Sun May 04, 2014 5:28 pm

I hate the Rangers
I really hate the Rangers
I hate the Rangers
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Re: 2014 Playoff Haikus - Round 2 vs. NYR

Postby viva la ben on Sun May 04, 2014 6:28 pm

Rangers **** suck
**** the **** of their *****
Then make them eat ****
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Re: 2014 Playoff Haikus - Round 2 vs. NYR

Postby viva la ben on Tue May 06, 2014 8:47 am

Rangers just can't score
Their pp game needs some work
Just like Mrandull
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Re: 2014 Playoff Haikus - Round 2 vs. NYR

Postby Crankshaft on Tue May 06, 2014 9:42 am

viva la ben wrote:Rangers just can't score
Their pp game needs some work
Just like Mrandull


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Re: 2014 Playoff Haikus - Round 2 vs. NYR

Postby orpchar on Tue May 06, 2014 9:54 am

Five games, seven days
Waaaaah, waaaaah, waaaaaaaaaah, waaaaaah, waaaaaah, waaaaah, waaaah
Call the waaambulance
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Re: 2014 Playoff Haikus - Round 2 vs. NYR

Postby Eismann on Tue May 06, 2014 9:41 pm

Hey, Horatio
Rangers feeling.....MAFtershocks?
Check the spoiler, broh

Spoiler:
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Re: 2014 Playoff Haikus - Round 2 vs. NYR

Postby JS© on Tue May 06, 2014 10:24 pm

Invisible Nash
Turns to a ghost in April
Typical Ranger

Vigneault, dive teacher
First the Nucks, now the Rangers
No coincidence

Rangers power play
Do you think you'll ever score?
I've got some bad news!

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Re: 2014 Playoff Haikus - Round 2 vs. NYR

Postby Eismann on Thu May 08, 2014 6:52 am

Cheap shot artist Staal
Agitator? No. Cwapface
Ask Homestar Runner
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Re: 2014 Playoff Haikus - Round 2 vs. NYR

Postby Eismann on Fri May 09, 2014 7:00 am

Game 5 tonight, peeps
STH leaning blue shirt
Can't stop the bum rush
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Re: 2014 Playoff Haikus - Round 2 vs. NYR

Postby JS© on Fri May 09, 2014 11:36 am

Pack your bags, Rangers
the series will end tonight
now get the **** out.
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Re: 2014 Playoff Haikus - Round 2 vs. NYR

Postby JS© on Fri May 09, 2014 11:39 am

Richards, St. Louis
Former Lightning, current Rags
both are non-factors
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Re: 2014 Playoff Haikus - Round 2 vs. NYR

Postby JS© on Fri May 09, 2014 11:45 am

Here's a tip, Marc Staal:
Sid's neck is not Whack-A-Mole
You should have been fined.
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Re: 2014 Playoff Haikus - Round 2 vs. NYR

Postby PensFanInDC on Fri May 09, 2014 11:53 am

Haiku Haiku Hi
Haiku Haiku Haiku Hi
Haiku Haiku Hi
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Re: 2014 Playoff Haikus - Round 2 vs. NYR

Postby Eismann on Fri May 09, 2014 12:43 pm

Marc Staal, is it now?
A LAST CRAM, if you ask me
That just happened, broh
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Re: 2014 Playoff Haikus - Round 2 vs. NYR

Postby Eismann on Sat May 10, 2014 8:16 am

Smacks of Adam Ant
Desperate, not serious
Change that for Game 6
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Re: 2014 Playoff Haikus - Round 2 vs. NYR

Postby Lt. Dish on Sat May 10, 2014 8:34 am

Pens, you think you're slick
Huh? Why you do me like dat?
Givin' me da angst

Rangers, listen here:
Don't go getting all comfy
Your time's running out

Word: desperation
You can't manufacture it
From the looks of it

Booooo, MSG crowd
Let's hear them boos raining down
Loud and clear Sunday
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Re: 2014 Playoff Haikus - Round 2 vs. NYR

Postby Eismann on Sun May 11, 2014 7:09 am

Good morning to you
Please have a great Mother's Day
Then Kill The Rangers
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Re: 2014 Playoff Haikus - Round 2 vs. NYR

Postby JS© on Sun May 11, 2014 4:06 pm

Rangers are doo-doo
Yes, it all comes back to poop
Time to flush the poop.
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Re: 2014 Playoff Haikus - Round 2 vs. NYR

Postby Kaizer on Mon May 12, 2014 11:58 am

Winter is coming
Hey Tirion st louis
Suck it you bastard
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Re: 2014 Playoff Haikus - Round 2 vs. NYR

Postby Kaizer on Tue May 13, 2014 2:18 pm

Time to ride or die
All you hoping for a loss
Can go straight to hell
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Re: 2014 Playoff Haikus - Round 2 vs. NYR

Postby MRandall25 on Tue May 13, 2014 2:23 pm

Kaizer wrote:Time to ride or die
All you hoping for a loss
Can go straight to hell


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Re: 2014 Playoff Haikus - Round 2 vs. NYR

Postby Eismann on Tue May 13, 2014 2:58 pm

Play to win the game
Herm Edwards is a Mushmouth
But he's still correct
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Re: 2014 Playoff Haikus - Round 2 vs. NYR

Postby Gaucho on Tue May 13, 2014 3:01 pm

Enough of this crap
Grind those Broadway B'tches down
Or else pizza you
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