Here's my "saving grace" list.
Adams - Penalty killing
Christensen - shootouts
Conner - At least he wasn't Minard
Engelland - tough guy, flexibility
Fleury - save on Lidstrom
Glass - slow motion hits.
Godard - tough guy
Goligoski - got us Neal and Nisky
Kennedy - shots, shots, shots shots shots shots.
Letang - 10 dollar hands, 10 cent head
Macintyre - The Captain!
Wait, sorry, that was Steve McKenna.
Melichar - His suckiness was partially a product of his era.
Neal - 40 goals
Ouellet - One of the few that could score.
Ponikarovsky - see above
Satan - Fighting Carolina!
Scuderi - The Save!
Staal - Nothing to hate.
Tangradi - Youth...ish
Whitney - Got us Kunitz