Twisted Wrister was innocently strolling down the street,
la de da da daaah, and
WHAM!!! … An angry villager runs up and hits him in the face with a rock! A freakin’ rock! Are you kidding me? Disoriented and yelling “WHY?!” three more villagers grab him and toss him onto the back of a hay wagon. They wheel him into the town square and dump him on the ground. They kick him and punch him and throw toothpicks in his eyes all before the main attraction: a ginormous bag of salt from Ye Ol’ Costco!
They dump the whole thing on his head… everyone stands back…
… silence …
He slowly gets up and yells “what the hell?” *cough cough* why would you *cough* … *hack*
He clenches his chest and falls over.
“
He’s not a slug! He's a regular villager!” someone yells from the crowd.
“He’s having a heart attack!” says another. “Someone give him some nitroglycerin!”
They run around town just going nuts trying to find some.
Finally, “Here!” a villager hands him the pills. He swallows them and EXPLODES!!! OH MY GOD! IT’S A MESS!!! BLOOD AND… AW MAN, HIS LIVER ENDS UP IN LADYGAGADONGER! The werewolfs are pleased with the fresh meat that has been mysteriously airmailed to them.
Words cannot describe the horror that has unfolded; yet oddly enough, no one seems to care and everyone goes to bed after some Hacky Sack around the corpse.
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Night 2 in the Village of NomsburghThere are 32 Villagers Left:
beerman
canaan
crayz
cup keeper
Dan H
dangy
Juice
IrishEyes
jaysmiter
JoseCuervo
jwienand
Kicksave
Letang Is The Truth
mac5155
Malkamaniac
MikeEnIke
MWB
neophool
newarenanow
npv708
PensFanInDC
Pipes Hochuli
sdm5055
Senka
shafnutz05
slappybrown
SolidSnake
the errey i breathe
the wicked child
Troy Loney
wallflower
Zarovich
Dead to the World:
Twisted Wrister was salted by the village, then exploded----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
1 Alpha Slug2 Beta Slugs25 Regular Villagers1 Gardener (Seer)1 Manduca Sexta (Angel)1 Mayor (
)1 Bird (Vigilante)ALPHA SLUG, YOU HAVE 4 BRAIN SLUGS LEFT!
GARDENER, WHO ARE YOU POKING WITH YOUR HOE OF TRUTH?
MANDUCA SEXTA, WHO ARE YOU CASTING YOUR GOOEY COCOON OF PROTECTION ON?
MR. MAYOR, IS THERE SOMEONE YOU WANT TO PARDON?
BIRD, YOU ARE HUNGRY! ONE NOM FOR YOU!!!