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Jagoff Wars: The Game Thread

Postby npv708 on Tue Mar 09, 2010 8:46 pm

Welcome to the village of Clevadelphia Shore,

You are all jagoffs. Plain and Simple. While living in Clevadelphia Shore, you have begun to notice that something isn’t right. There seems to be some suspicious happenings around the town. A lot of people falling asleep while scuba diving with fresh water fishes and an abnormal amount of merchandise falling of the back of delivery trucks. Being the jagoffs that you are, this is pretty normal activity, but recently, people have been starting to turn on each other, and there have been stories of other villages even killing innocent people. The police force, led by Chief Wiggum and Officer Barbrady, have discovered that evil exists in our small locale. This evil consists of funny looking jogging suits, slicked back hair, and an abnormal amount of chest hair. In other words, the cops believe that the mafia exists in Clevadelphia Shore. The village needs to eliminate this threat if they want to survive. If the mafia is left standing, the village loses and vice versa.

Jeff Reed (TL) and Adam Graves (mac) are discussing which method is better for destruction, slashing or punching.

Eklund (canaan) and Mark Madden (zaro) are currently arguing about the ramifications of the NHL switching teams with the MLS (e4)

Scott Hartnell (mike) is out partying on the town, while Dan Carcillo (tw) is at Scott Hartnell’s home, well you know.

Luke Ravenstahl (malka) and Saddam Hussein (slappy) are on their way together to a wrestling match, in the DHS vehicle of course. They’re pretty pumped for the match, as the headline match is a steel cage match between Big Bruce Boudreau (thg) and an all you can eat buffet. Some people are saying they don’t think the buffet can make it out alive…

Judge Roy Moore (redwill), Dutch Wydo (ck), and Fred Phelps(c2i) are learning the finer etiquettes of house techno, in a colorful district of the village, which just happens to be kept fabulously cleaner than the rest of the village.

Ric Flair(dagny) is currently recovering in the hospital after a violent outbreak of the “wooo’s”

Mike Green (ks) and Big Ben (pfidc) are out at a high school party competing to see who can get more numbers…and both are failing miserably…but wait, it looks like Big Ben is getting drinks for a girl…ruh roh, we all know where this is going.

Mike Babcock (Senka) and Barry Bonds (mwb) are waiting to be interviewed on the local Clevadelphia Shore sports debate show, hosted by Bob Smizik, but unfortunately is out sick with a case of idiocy, so his show is co-hosted by Mike O’Meara (rel) and Jim Rome (jc), but Jim Rome is also out sick today, as he went out with Big Ben last night, and is burning.

and Biff Tannen drives into a manure truck, again.


So, Clevadelphia Shore, get to work, you know what to do. Do it!

Your commands are “annoy” and “spare

The PM’s will be sent shortly, and the deadline is Wednesday night at 9pm. Since Night 1 has passed, it is now Day 1. It takes 11 to annoy. Good Luck…

1. Troy Loney (Jeff Reed)
2. canaan (Eklund)
3. MikeEnIke (Scott Hartnell)
4. slappybrown (Saddam Hussein)
5. redwill (Judge Roy Moore)
6. mac5155 (Adam Graves )
7. Twisted Wrister (Dan Carcillo)
8. count2infinity (Fred Phelps)
9. cup keeper (Dutch Wydo)
10. dagny (Ric Flair)
11. MWB (Barry Bonds)
12. Senka (Mike Babcock)
13. Zarovich (Mark Madden)
14. shafnutz05 (Biff Tannen)
15. Malkamaniac (Luke Ravenstahl)
16. relantel (Mike O'Meara)
17. THG (Big Bruce Boudreau)
18. PFIDC (Big Ben)
19. Kicksave (Mike Green)
20. JoseCuervo (Jim Rome)

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2) No talking about the game in other threads, The dead thread is just for non-substantial dead talk and only for the dead.
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Re: Jagoff Wars: The Game Thread

Postby slappybrown on Tue Mar 09, 2010 8:53 pm

FIRZT!!!!!!!111111111!!!!!11!
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Re: Jagoff Wars: The Game Thread

Postby cup keeper on Tue Mar 09, 2010 8:56 pm

:scared:
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Re: Jagoff Wars: The Game Thread

Postby canaan on Tue Mar 09, 2010 9:20 pm

THIRDZIES
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Re: Jagoff Wars: The Game Thread

Postby relantel on Tue Mar 09, 2010 9:28 pm

So it's Day 1. See if I can last beyond Day 2 this time (bandwagoned in Day 2 the last two games)... :pop:

Nice writeup. Just imagining soccer on ice....
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Re: Jagoff Wars: The Game Thread

Postby Zarovich on Tue Mar 09, 2010 9:30 pm

bah, I can't kill Ric Flair (Dagny) :slug:
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Re: Jagoff Wars: The Game Thread

Postby shafnutz05 on Tue Mar 09, 2010 9:39 pm

Perfect...I have nothing to do this week!!!!
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Re: Jagoff Wars: The Game Thread

Postby count2infinity on Tue Mar 09, 2010 9:54 pm

So it begins....
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Re: Jagoff Wars: The Game Thread

Postby Senka on Tue Mar 09, 2010 10:15 pm

Lost is on... :pop:
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Re: Jagoff Wars: The Game Thread

Postby npv708 on Tue Mar 09, 2010 10:19 pm

Senka wrote:Lost is on... :pop:


What's lost? :pop:
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Re: Jagoff Wars: The Game Thread

Postby npv708 on Tue Mar 09, 2010 10:20 pm

ftr, NAN and tfrizz are the co-mods. When its a night phase, you will send your pm's to all three of us.
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Re: Jagoff Wars: The Game Thread

Postby cup keeper on Tue Mar 09, 2010 10:34 pm

What, nobody wants to vote? I'll be the first.

annoy MikeEnIke (Scott Hartnell)

Two reasons:
1. He picked Scott Hartnell.
2. He's a Flyers fan.
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Re: Jagoff Wars: The Game Thread

Postby npv708 on Tue Mar 09, 2010 10:34 pm

ALL PMs ARE NOW OFFICIALLY SENT OUT!!!! :scared:

Time to start the massacre...i mean game... :pop:
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Re: Jagoff Wars: The Game Thread

Postby MikeEnIke on Tue Mar 09, 2010 10:52 pm

cup keeper wrote:What, nobody wants to vote? I'll be the first.

annoy MikeEnIke (Scott Hartnell)

Two reasons:
1. He picked Scott Hartnell.
2. He's a Flyers fan.


Thus admitting he's a jagoff ;)
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Re: Jagoff Wars: The Game Thread

Postby Zarovich on Tue Mar 09, 2010 11:05 pm

3. MikeEnIke (Scott Hartnell)
4. slappybrown (Saddam Hussein)
19. Kicksave (Mike Green)
16. relantel (Mike O'Meara)
9. cup keeper (Dutch Wydo)
5. redwill (Judge Roy Moore)
20. JoseCuervo (Jim Rome)
6. mac5155 (Adam Graves )
11. MWB (Barry Bonds)
15. Malkamaniac (Luke Ravenstahl)
13. Zarovich (Mark Madden)
2. canaan (Eklund)
7. Twisted Wrister (Dan Carcillo)
1. Troy Loney (Jeff Reed)
14. shafnutz05 (Biff Tannen)
18. PFIDC (Big Ben)
10. dagny (Ric Flair)
8. count2infinity (Fred Phelps)
12. Senka (Mike Babcock)
17. THG (Big Bruce Boudreau)

Random.org ftw
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Re: Jagoff Wars: The Game Thread

Postby Senka on Tue Mar 09, 2010 11:10 pm

Where jew get dem pants at?
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Re: Jagoff Wars: The Game Thread

Postby Senka on Tue Mar 09, 2010 11:13 pm

of the jagoffs on the list...

i hate:
Harnell
Carcillo
Jeff Reed
Boudreau

in that order. All game skills aside -- thats who i hate. i like Mark Madden. I also like Bonds. AKA "Jim Dowd". haha
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Re: Jagoff Wars: The Game Thread

Postby Twisted Wrister on Tue Mar 09, 2010 11:14 pm

look at my cool mustache, I must be a Jagoff.
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Re: Jagoff Wars: The Game Thread

Postby Senka on Tue Mar 09, 2010 11:19 pm

im game.

annoy MikeEnIke

flyers won tonight. i hate the flyers. plus the "reliable" random.org came back Hartnell.
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Re: Jagoff Wars: The Game Thread

Postby Senka on Tue Mar 09, 2010 11:21 pm

im sick with a fever. Ive been avoiding work for this week as long as im sick. lol
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Re: Jagoff Wars: The Game Thread

Postby redwill on Tue Mar 09, 2010 11:34 pm

I think I should wait for dagny's radar report on me before I jump in.
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Re: Jagoff Wars: The Game Thread

Postby slappybrown on Tue Mar 09, 2010 11:51 pm

works for me annoy mikeenike
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Re: Jagoff Wars: The Game Thread

Postby Twisted Wrister on Wed Mar 10, 2010 12:03 am

where is the Dag's pie chart of badness.
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Re: Jagoff Wars: The Game Thread

Postby dagny on Wed Mar 10, 2010 12:18 am

Hi!

I'm Ric Flair.

I'm a tool.

I like feathers.

Image

Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
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Re: Jagoff Wars: The Game Thread

Postby Senka on Wed Mar 10, 2010 12:35 am

lol :thumb:
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