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Re: Jagoff Wars: The Game Thread

Postby count2infinity on Wed Mar 10, 2010 9:30 pm

npv708 wrote:writeup coming...

Spoiler:
when i feel like it.


Let me guess, you picked out yet another colorful box with a crank that I'm expected to turn and turn until OOP! big shock, a jack pops out and you laugh and the kids laugh and the dog laughs and I die a little inside.
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Re: Jagoff Wars: The Game Thread

Postby Senka on Wed Mar 10, 2010 9:35 pm

:(@c2i
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Re: Jagoff Wars: The Game Thread

Postby npv708 on Wed Mar 10, 2010 9:40 pm

It was a dark night in the Clevadelphia Shore.

Scott Hartnell (MikeEnIke) was out all night fistpumping to house techno at a local college party…about 2am, he decides that he has had enough of people calling him Ronald McDonald, so he goes to a 24 hour barber shop. Next thing you know, a short-haired Scott Hartnell comes out of the Barber Shop, but that wasn’t it, he also decided to die his hair black. But what he didn’t know, was that the Barber poisoned the hair dye and that the poison was beginning to leak into his brain. Hartnell decides he’s going to call it a night, so he returns to his home. He walks in and hears talking coming from the bedroom. He’s a little drunk and beginning to feel the effects of the poison hair dye, so he’s not sure what’s exactly happening. As he get’s closer, he puts his ear to the door, and hears his wife yell, “so easy a caveman can do it” over and over. At this point, he busts open the door to find teammate Dan Carcillo (Twisted Wrister) in bed with his wife. In a rage, Hartnell attempts to bite the fingers off of Carcillo, but only breaks skin, but broke enough skin to spread the poison to Carcillo. Carcillo gets up to go after him, but Hartnell passes out and dies on the floor and Carcillo falls over him and breaks his neck. As Mrs. Hartnell is freaking out, she calls police chief Wiggum and officer Barbrady, who investigate the crime scene. Apparently the two guys were friends and business associates, but nobody knew that Dan Carcillo (TW) was the Frat Brothers Mafia Seer and that he was killed in a rage by his very own leader, Scott Hartnell (MikeEnIke) who was the Frat Brothers Mafia Godfather.


Day 1. Cup keeper, Noob Family Mafia Mason, stabbed to death by the village, then beheaded, and hung by a Raven on Day 1.
Night 2. Twisted Wrister, Frat Brothers Mafia Seer, was bitten by, infected by, and then tripped over his mafia boss.
Night 2. MikeEnIke, Frat Brothers Godfather, poisoned through his hair dye.

17 left. Takes 9 votes to annoy.

Deadline is 12pm tomorrow.
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Re: Jagoff Wars: The Game Thread

Postby MikeEnIke on Wed Mar 10, 2010 9:41 pm

mother ****er
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Re: Jagoff Wars: The Game Thread

Postby Senka on Wed Mar 10, 2010 9:42 pm

Whahh!
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Re: Jagoff Wars: The Game Thread

Postby canaan on Wed Mar 10, 2010 9:42 pm

holy crap that is awesome.

that being said, i guess there are two families.
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Re: Jagoff Wars: The Game Thread

Postby Senka on Wed Mar 10, 2010 9:44 pm

indeed. we took out the mason of one, and the seer/god combo of another. ppl were doing wurkk!
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Re: Jagoff Wars: The Game Thread

Postby Senka on Wed Mar 10, 2010 9:47 pm

i withdraw my notion to stick with mikenike's vote from rd one :)
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Re: Jagoff Wars: The Game Thread

Postby Senka on Wed Mar 10, 2010 9:47 pm

my notion of forgivness* for sticking with him on vote one
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Re: Jagoff Wars: The Game Thread

Postby relantel on Wed Mar 10, 2010 9:49 pm

So, if both were lying about being green RPs, is Dags as well?
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Re: Jagoff Wars: The Game Thread

Postby Senka on Wed Mar 10, 2010 9:49 pm

Image
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Re: Jagoff Wars: The Game Thread

Postby thehockeyguru on Wed Mar 10, 2010 9:53 pm

Wow.
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Re: Jagoff Wars: The Game Thread

Postby JoseCuervo on Wed Mar 10, 2010 9:55 pm

pizzoned
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Re: Jagoff Wars: The Game Thread

Postby canaan on Wed Mar 10, 2010 9:56 pm

JoseCuervo wrote:pizzoned


Image

?
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Re: Jagoff Wars: The Game Thread

Postby Zarovich on Wed Mar 10, 2010 9:56 pm

:thumb:

That's a lot of red so far!!
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Re: Jagoff Wars: The Game Thread

Postby JoseCuervo on Wed Mar 10, 2010 9:57 pm

Zarovich wrote::thumb:

That's a lot of red so far!!


best first day and first night ever I'm pretty sure
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Re: Jagoff Wars: The Game Thread

Postby count2infinity on Wed Mar 10, 2010 10:00 pm

question. what kind of bear is best?
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Re: Jagoff Wars: The Game Thread

Postby Twisted Wrister on Wed Mar 10, 2010 10:00 pm

Son of a smurfette
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Re: Jagoff Wars: The Game Thread

Postby Senka on Wed Mar 10, 2010 10:01 pm

Senka wrote:of the jagoffs on the list...

i hate:
Harnell
Carcillo

Jeff Reed
Boudreau

in that order. All game skills aside -- thats who i hate. i like Mark Madden. I also like Bonds. AKA "Jim Dowd". haha



CHECK IT. someone believes in me. lol
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Re: Jagoff Wars: The Game Thread

Postby JoseCuervo on Wed Mar 10, 2010 10:01 pm

count2infinity wrote:question. what kind of bear is best?


polar
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Re: Jagoff Wars: The Game Thread

Postby Senka on Wed Mar 10, 2010 10:02 pm

im annoying Jeff Reed (TroyLoney)

the trains a runnin, and its fueled by red :pop:
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Re: Jagoff Wars: The Game Thread

Postby count2infinity on Wed Mar 10, 2010 10:02 pm

JoseCuervo wrote:
count2infinity wrote:question. what kind of bear is best?


polar


False. Black Bear.
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Re: Jagoff Wars: The Game Thread

Postby JoseCuervo on Wed Mar 10, 2010 10:03 pm

canaan wrote:
JoseCuervo wrote:pizzoned


Image

?


Yes. More than a pound of pwnage.
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Re: Jagoff Wars: The Game Thread

Postby JoseCuervo on Wed Mar 10, 2010 10:03 pm

count2infinity wrote:
JoseCuervo wrote:
count2infinity wrote:question. what kind of bear is best?


polar


False. Black Bear.


panda
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Re: Jagoff Wars: The Game Thread

Postby Zarovich on Wed Mar 10, 2010 10:04 pm

count2infinity wrote:question. what kind of bear is best?


Koala!!
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