Fred Phelps (count2infinity) thought Clevadelphia Shore was the perfect place to settle. After all, what better place for a hated movie/TV critic
to hide than a town full of jagoffs? What he didn't realize was that even in this town he was not liked.
"Hey! That's the guy that gave Jersey Shore a bad review!", yelled Mike Babcock (Senka). "It wasn't me, it was the one-armed man!", Phelps cried out.
More of the citizens confronted Phelps; finally reaching the point of no return.
"I guess this is one critic who got two-thumbs down.", said Ben Roethlisberger, while removing his sunglasses. Mike O'Meara shouted out, in agreement... "Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!".
As the crowd begins to clear, the lifeless body of Fred Phelps, Doctor for the Navin R Johnson Family Mafia
was on the ground next to the DVD used to kill him.There are now 14 players remaining.
1. Troy Loney (Jeff Reed)
2. canaan (Eklund)
4. slappybrown (Saddam Hussein)
5. redwill (Judge Roy Moore)
6. mac5155 (Adam Graves)
11. MWB (Barry Bonds)
12. Senka (Mike Babcock)
13. Zarovich (Mark Madden)
14. shafnutz05 (Biff Tannen)
15. Malkamaniac (Luke Ravenstahl)
16. relantel (Mike O'Meara)
17. thehockeyguru (Bruce Boudreau)
18. PensFanInDC (Ben Roethlisberger)
20. JoseCuervo (Jim Rome)
Day 1 - Dutch Wydo (cup keeper), Noob Family Mafia Mason
was stabbed to death by the village, then beheaded and hung by a Raven. (Write-Up)
Night 2 - Dan Carcillo (Twisted Wrister), Frat Brothers Mafia Seer
was bitten by, infected by, then tripped over his own mafia boss. (Write-Up)
Night 2 - Scott Hartnell (MikeEnIke), Frat Brothers Godfather
was poisoned through his hair dye. (Write-Up)
Day 2 - Ric Flair (dagny), Noob Family Mafia Godfather
was strangled with his own boa. (Write-Up)
Night 3 - Mike Green (Kicksave), European Snob Mason
was found in the morning after choking to death on a ping-pong ball. (Write-Up)
Day 3 - Fred Phelps (count2infinity), Navin R Johnson Family Doctor (and acclaimed movie/tv critic)
was killed by a weaponized DVD.It is now Night 4. RPs please send your PMs to myself, npv708, and newarenanow. The time limit is 8pm.