Jagoff Wars: The Game Thread

[Malkamaniac]

Annoy thg

someone color me plz I'm on my phone.

[tfrizz]

Limit reached, write-up coming

[tfrizz]

It's dinner time here in Clevadelphia Shore. Patrons are filling their favorite restaurants, while very few stay home to cook. Of course, the town's most distinguished eater - Bruce Boudreau (thehockeyguru) - is popular at nearly every place he visits. Today, he decides to visit Teddy L's House of Passion. However, for the first time in his life Bruce decides to get a side salad with his artery-clogging array of entrees. As fate would have it, that salad would not only be his first but also his last; Bruce Boudreau (thehockeyguru), Noob Family Doctor/Godfather died from eating contaminated lettuce in the salad.


There are now 12 players remaining.
1. Troy Loney (Jeff Reed)
2. canaan (Eklund)
4. slappybrown (Saddam Hussein)
5. redwill (Judge Roy Moore)
6. mac5155 (Adam Graves)
11. MWB (Barry Bonds)
12. Senka (Mike Babcock)
13. Zarovich (Mark Madden)
14. shafnutz05 (Biff Tannen)
15. Malkamaniac (Luke Ravenstahl)
16. relantel (Mike O'Meara)
20. JoseCuervo (Jim Rome)


Day 1 - Dutch Wydo (cup keeper), Noob Family Mafia Mason was stabbed to death by the village, then beheaded and hung by a Raven. (Write-Up)
Night 2 - Dan Carcillo (Twisted Wrister), Frat Brothers Mafia Seer was bitten by, infected by, then tripped over his own mafia boss. (Write-Up)
Night 2 - Scott Hartnell (MikeEnIke), Frat Brothers Godfather was poisoned through his hair dye. (Write-Up)
Day 2 - Ric Flair (dagny), Noob Family Mafia Godfather was strangled with his own boa. (Write-Up)
Night 3 - Mike Green (Kicksave), European Snob Mason was found in the morning after choking to death on a ping-pong ball. (Write-Up)
Day 3 - Fred Phelps (count2infinity), Navin R Johnson Family Doctor (and acclaimed movie/tv critic) was killed by a weaponized DVD. (Write-Up)
Night 4 - Ben Roethlisberger (PensFanInDC), 1337 haxors Family Mason was found dead after crashing his motorcycle. (Write-Up)
Day 4 - Bruce Boudreau (thehockeyguru), Noob Family Mafia Doctor/Godfather died from eating a contaminated salad.


It is now Night 5. Please send your PMs to myself, newarenanow, and npv708. The time limit is 8pm.

[Malkamaniac]

Wait wait what? THG was bad?

[canaan]

i bet the baddies kill a baddy tonight

[Malkamaniac]

i bet the baddies kill a baddy tonight

[Kicksave]

[canaan]

is this trainwreck still going on?

[tfrizz]

is this trainwreck still going on?

I've had all but 1 PM in since 4:00...

[canaan]

is this trainwreck still going on?

I've had all but 1 PM in since 4:00...

[Kicksave]

is this trainwreck still going on?

[mac5155]

is this trainwreck still going on?

that's baddie talk.

[Kicksave]

is this trainwreck still going on?

that's baddie talk.

[Zarovich]

is this trainwreck still going on?

that's baddie talk.

What, there are more bad guys!>?!?!

[mac5155]

well the limit has passed. yawn

[tfrizz]

It's party time in Clevadelphia Shore! Although they don't usually need a reason, tonight's party was to celebration the NHL's suspension of Alex Ovechkin. It was the hot spot in town, with very few residents missing. As the party began to wind down, Adam Graves (mac5155) offered to give Jim Rome (JoseCuervo) a drive home.
Graves put the key in the ingnition, and BOOM! an explosion occurred. Adam Graves (mac5155), Navin R Johnson Family Godfather and Jim Rome (JoseCuervo), 1337 haxors Godfather had blown up. Back at the party, Saddam Hussein (slappybrown) collapses to the ground. Despite furious attempts, he could not be revived. Saddam Hussein (slappybrown), Navin R Johnson Family Seer has been poisoned. Worried about the recent events, the residents of Clevadelphia Shore hurried home. As Mark Madden (Zarovich) approached his home, an uneasy feeling overwhelmed him. A gunshot wrang out of nowhere, and Mark Madden (Zarovich), European Snob Family Seer dropped to the ground. He was dead.


There are now 8 players remaining.
1. Troy Loney (Jeff Reed)
2. canaan (Eklund)
5. redwill (Judge Roy Moore)
11. MWB (Barry Bonds)
12. Senka (Mike Babcock)
14. shafnutz05 (Biff Tannen)
15. Malkamaniac (Luke Ravenstahl)
16. relantel (Mike O'Meara)


Day 1 - Dutch Wydo (cup keeper), Noob Family Mafia Mason was stabbed to death by the village, then beheaded and hung by a Raven. (Write-Up)
Night 2 - Dan Carcillo (Twisted Wrister), Frat Brothers Mafia Seer was bitten by, infected by, then tripped over his own mafia boss. (Write-Up)
Night 2 - Scott Hartnell (MikeEnIke), Frat Brothers Godfather was poisoned through his hair dye. (Write-Up)
Day 2 - Ric Flair (dagny), Noob Family Mafia Godfather was strangled with his own boa. (Write-Up)
Night 3 - Mike Green (Kicksave), European Snob Mason was found in the morning after choking to death on a ping-pong ball. (Write-Up)
Day 3 - Fred Phelps (count2infinity), Navin R Johnson Family Doctor (and acclaimed movie/tv critic) was killed by a weaponized DVD. (Write-Up)
Night 4 - Ben Roethlisberger (PensFanInDC), 1337 haxors Family Mason was found dead after crashing his motorcycle. (Write-Up)
Day 4 - Bruce Boudreau (thehockeyguru), Noob Family Mafia Doctor/Godfather died from eating a contaminated salad. (Write-Up)
Night 5 - Adam Graves (mac5155), Navin R Johnson Family Godfather was killed by a car bomb.
Night 5 - Jim Rome (JoseCuervo), 1337 haxor Godfather was killed by the same car bomb as Adam Graves.
Night 5 - Saddam Hussein (slappybrown), Navin R Johnson Family Seer was poisoned.
Night 5 - Mark Madden (Zarovich), European Snob Family Seer was shot outside his home.


It is now Day 5. It takes 5 to annoy. The time limit is 5pm.

[canaan]

what. the. heck. just. happened.

lets get the baddy bandwagon going on shaftnutz (dump a truck of manure on him, plox)

annoy shaftnutz

[relantel]

what. the. heck. just. happened.

lets get the baddy bandwagon going on shaftnutz (dump a truck of manure on him, plox)

annoy shaftnutz

Wow. what a night.

The dynamics just changed again....

I can get behind an annoy shaftnutz.

[MWB]

annoy senka

[redwill]

annoy shafnutz

[Zarovich]

meh, I had hoped for a better death for the Super Genius.

eurotrash4lyfe!!!

[Senka]

annoy shafnutz

[tfrizz]

Code: Select all

shafnutz05 - 4 (canaan, relantel, redwill, Senka)
Senka - 1 (MWB)

5 to annoy

[MWB]

unannoy senka
annoy shaft

[tfrizz]

Limit reached - write up coming sometime (within the next 90-minutes)