***BARNYARD BATTLE GAME THREAD***

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Re: ***BARNYARD BATTLE GAME THREAD***

Postby the wicked child on Tue Sep 28, 2010 10:38 pm

The unruly mob approached Old MacDonald with shouts of "A cow! We got a cow!".

"How do you know he is a cow?" he asked. "He looks like one!" they answered back. "right, let me see him." he replied.

They brought Troy forth and tossed him in front of the inquisitive farmer. After inspecting him closely, he remarked "well, he does look like one..."

"They dressed me up like this!" Troy yelled angrily. The old farmer looked a bit closer. He had been drinking a lot lately, and couldn't make out if this was true or not. He turned to his farmer's intuition and continued.

"There are ways of telling if someone is a cow" he informed the mob. "Are there?" they cried. "Tell us!".

"What do you do with cows?" he asked.

They thought for a moment and responded "tip them!". Before the farmer could respond, they raced forward and shoved Troy over. When he didn't get up, they all began to dance and shout maniacally.

When the farmer came in for a closer look he noticed that
Spoiler:
Troy Loney was but simple livestock.

He had fallen on one of the bull's horns and was impaled. Someone really should have cleaned up that mess. Good help is hard to find, I suppose.
Spoiler:
thehockey guru, simple livestock, was blastinated on Night 1.
dagny, The Farmer's Daughter (angel), was impaled by a pitchfork on Day 1.
Malkamaniac, simple livestock, was shot in the *** on Night 2.
Kicksave, simple livestock, was drowned in a pile of horse poo on Day 2.
tfrizz, simple livestock, was gored and trampled on Night 3.
relantel, infected with Swine Flu (Day Protect), was roasted on a spit on Day 3.
shafnutz, infected with Swine Flu (See), was crushed by The Bull on Night 4.
Letang Is The Truth, The Bull (Alpha), was shot IN THE FACE on Night 4.
doublem, simple livestock, drowned in the mud as the sun set on Day 4.
slappybrown, Old Man MacGregor (seer), had his head popped like a pimple on Night 5
Troy Loney, simple livestock, impaled by a leftover bull's horn on Day 5.

15 Players Remaining:

Azkar
beerman
count2infinity
canaan
Corvidae
crayz
cupkeeper
mac5155
MWB
newarenanow
PensFanInDC
pittsports87
redwill
Senka
Zarovich
It is Now Night 6.
RPs send PMs to the wicked child and Kraftster.
Deadline is 2:30 PM Wednesday
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Re: ***BARNYARD BATTLE GAME THREAD***

Postby the wicked child on Wed Sep 29, 2010 9:46 am

writeup coming.
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Re: ***BARNYARD BATTLE GAME THREAD***

Postby the wicked child on Wed Sep 29, 2010 9:53 am

Teh Corv was :scared: around the farm when a familiar foe approached: The Heifer. What ensued was an epic chase scene:

Spoiler:
Image :scared:
:scared: Image
Image :scared:
Just when The Heifer thought he would never catch up, the inexplicable happened: teh Corv's :scared: ran out. With a menacing laugh, the Heifer ran him down and buried him in a pile of cow pies, the like of which has never been seen before or since.
Spoiler:
Corvidae was but simple livestock
For good measure, he smacked someone upside the head with a cow pie, convinced he had found the mysterious gunman... but he was wrong. Without warning, that familiar sound of a shotgun blast stopped Heifer dead in his tracks. But he was not the target.

In the barn, NAN, riddled with holes, slumped to the ground. The Stranger cursed, then disappeared into the night.
Spoiler:
NAN was but simple livestock
Spoiler:
thehockey guru, simple livestock, was blastinated on Night 1.
dagny, The Farmer's Daughter (angel), was impaled by a pitchfork on Day 1.
Malkamaniac, simple livestock, was shot in the *** on Night 2.
Kicksave, simple livestock, was drowned in a pile of horse poo on Day 2.
tfrizz, simple livestock, was gored and trampled on Night 3.
relantel, infected with Swine Flu (Day Protect), was roasted on a spit on Day 3.
shafnutz, infected with Swine Flu (See), was crushed by The Bull on Night 4.
Letang Is The Truth, The Bull (Alpha), was shot IN THE FACE on Night 4.
doublem, simple livestock, drowned in the mud as the sun set on Day 4.
slappybrown, Old Man MacGregor (seer), had his head popped like a pimple on Night 5
Troy Loney, simple livestock, impaled by a leftover bull's horn on Day 5.
Teh Corv, simple livestock, was run down and buried in cow poo on Night 6
NAN, simple livestock, was riddled with holes on Night 6.

13 Players Remaining:

Azkar
beerman
count2infinity
canaan
crayz
cupkeeper
mac5155
MWB
PensFanInDC
pittsports87
redwill
Senka
Zarovich
It is Now Day 6.
Commands are tip NAN and feed NAN.
With 13 remaining, it takes 7 to tip.
Deadline is 6 PM
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Re: ***BARNYARD BATTLE GAME THREAD***

Postby PensFanInDC on Wed Sep 29, 2010 9:57 am

Alright...I was wrong.

Before you all go voting me off, I am the vig. I shot LITT in the face and even asked to buckwheat (anyone seen Things To Do In Denver When You're Dead?) malk.

I made a big push for Troy based on Slappy's vote. A lot of others voted for the same reason. You can vote me off and lose your vig or you can let the baddies decide if they want to sacrifice one of their own to kill me. Since I did push so hard for Troy I will not try and stop a vote for me other than to say that I am green.

I do suggest that we look at Slappys vote record:

slappybrown on Fri Sep 24, 2010 9:10 am wrote:tip pittsports


slappybrown on Fri Sep 24, 2010 9:48 am wrote:the mob hath spoken

save pittsports

tip dagny



slappybrown on Fri Sep 24, 2010 11:47 am wrote:tip KS



slappybrown Mon Sep 27, 2010 10:02 am wrote:This sounds retarded if you ask me.

tip NAN


And in response to that vote...

slappybrown on Mon Sep 27, 2010 10:54 am wrote:
Letang Is The Truth wrote:
slappybrown wrote:This sounds retarded if you ask me.

tip NAN


why nan?

No reason beyond I think the theory he's espousing makes little sense, because without having nabbed a baddie, it's too early to be coming up with these elaborate schemes.



slappybrown on Tue Sep 28, 2010 9:53 am wrote:Lynch troy


I thought Slappy may have found a baddie. Since it wasn't Troy I thought it might be NAN so I took a shot at him last night. I was wrong. Since everyone else on Slappys vote list is dead he either did not find a baddie or he did and didn't vote for him.

This is my first game as the vig. I've been the JOAT before but I only had 1 bullet. I've dropped the ball sort of by killing 2 blues but I did manage to kill the alpha.

Do with me what you will.
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Re: ***BARNYARD BATTLE GAME THREAD***

Postby redwill on Wed Sep 29, 2010 10:04 am

PensFanInDC wrote:I've dropped the ball sort of by killing 2 blues but I did manage to kill the alpha.


What 2 blues did you kill?
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Re: ***BARNYARD BATTLE GAME THREAD***

Postby PensFanInDC on Wed Sep 29, 2010 10:06 am

redwill wrote:
PensFanInDC wrote:I've dropped the ball sort of by killing 2 blues but I did manage to kill the alpha.


What 2 blues did you kill?


Malk and Nan
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Re: ***BARNYARD BATTLE GAME THREAD***

Postby count2infinity on Wed Sep 29, 2010 10:11 am

PensFanInDC wrote:Malk and Nan


okay...so you actually shot at nan? because when i read the write-up i got sort of excited because the way i read it i though the vig found the heifer and shot at it. maybe i just read it wrong.
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Re: ***BARNYARD BATTLE GAME THREAD***

Postby redwill on Wed Sep 29, 2010 10:15 am

Well, I suppose the timing is right: Nights 2, 4, and 6. I presume you had that "I was wrong" post pre-made, since it wouldv'e taken you far longer than 4 minutes to compose it...?
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Re: ***BARNYARD BATTLE GAME THREAD***

Postby redwill on Wed Sep 29, 2010 10:16 am

My last post was directed at PFIDC.
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Re: ***BARNYARD BATTLE GAME THREAD***

Postby mac5155 on Wed Sep 29, 2010 10:17 am

pfidc, pittsports is still alive...

kill pittsports87
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Re: ***BARNYARD BATTLE GAME THREAD***

Postby count2infinity on Wed Sep 29, 2010 10:18 am

mac5155 wrote:pfidc, pittsports is still alive...

kill pittsports87


somehow i doubt that he found a baddie on the first night and then went to vote for different people every day phase after that. if pittsports was bad and slappy knew he was bad, he would have continued to vote for him.
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Re: ***BARNYARD BATTLE GAME THREAD***

Postby mac5155 on Wed Sep 29, 2010 10:20 am

count2infinity wrote:
mac5155 wrote:pfidc, pittsports is still alive...

kill pittsports87


somehow i doubt that he found a baddie on the first night and then went to vote for different people every day phase after that. if pittsports was bad and slappy knew he was bad, he would have continued to vote for him.


im pretty lost this game admittedly, but i dont think pittsports vote is a horrible idea.
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Re: ***BARNYARD BATTLE GAME THREAD***

Postby PensFanInDC on Wed Sep 29, 2010 10:20 am

redwill wrote:Well, I suppose the timing is right: Nights 2, 4, and 6. I presume you had that "I was wrong" post pre-made, since it wouldv'e taken you far longer than 4 minutes to compose it...?


Yes, I had it pre-written. I did that when I got to work and saw Troy was blue. I then waited for the write up and edited it appropriately.
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Re: ***BARNYARD BATTLE GAME THREAD***

Postby MWB on Wed Sep 29, 2010 10:33 am

Interesting... Seems to make sense. My only counter would be that pfidc could be part of the pig faction. It seems that there would have to be some way that they can kill. Either that or they would be able to communicate with the cows in some way.
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Re: ***BARNYARD BATTLE GAME THREAD***

Postby Senka on Wed Sep 29, 2010 10:41 am

I like the votes of Crayz, Redwill, Mac?, Pittsports.

Im going to tip crayz
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Re: ***BARNYARD BATTLE GAME THREAD***

Postby count2infinity on Wed Sep 29, 2010 10:45 am

MWB wrote:Interesting... Seems to make sense. My only counter would be that pfidc could be part of the pig faction. It seems that there would have to be some way that they can kill. Either that or they would be able to communicate with the cows in some way.


i think the latter is the only real option. there have been no write-ups discussing pigs killing anyone, they've all been gunshots or cow murders. i figured PFiDC was some sort of RP, but didn't know what side he was on. At this point i'm inclined to think he's telling the truth.
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Re: ***BARNYARD BATTLE GAME THREAD***

Postby beerman on Wed Sep 29, 2010 10:45 am

Zaro has completely disappeared from the game, he was pretty active the first day and nothing since.
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Re: ***BARNYARD BATTLE GAME THREAD***

Postby count2infinity on Wed Sep 29, 2010 10:47 am

beerman wrote:Zaro has completely disappeared from the game, he was pretty active the first day and nothing since.


says the guy that hasn't said much of anything this game... :pop:

i do agree though. he has disappeared
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Re: ***BARNYARD BATTLE GAME THREAD***

Postby redwill on Wed Sep 29, 2010 10:51 am

I think we need to wait a bit to see if another vig claimant shows up.
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Re: ***BARNYARD BATTLE GAME THREAD***

Postby Letang Is The Truth on Wed Sep 29, 2010 11:18 am

i liked the little cow emotes. *picks face back up and walks to the graveyard*
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Re: ***BARNYARD BATTLE GAME THREAD***

Postby cup keeper on Wed Sep 29, 2010 11:33 am

tip beerman

He wouldn't vote for relantel and supported shaf on the doublem vote. He has made blanket statements that appear helpful but are just kind of restating what we already know. Now he is pointing out other quieter players after he had been in that role for the first few days.
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Re: ***BARNYARD BATTLE GAME THREAD***

Postby MWB on Wed Sep 29, 2010 11:50 am

Yeah, beerman's probably a good vote. I was all set to vote pfidc before he came out.
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Re: ***BARNYARD BATTLE GAME THREAD***

Postby the wicked child on Wed Sep 29, 2010 11:55 am

1 pittsports (mac)
1 crayz (Senka)
1 beerman (cup keeper)

7 to tip.
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Re: ***BARNYARD BATTLE GAME THREAD***

Postby count2infinity on Wed Sep 29, 2010 11:56 am

i was thinking azkar... but we already have 3 votes out there for 3 different people. i don't want to make a mess out of the vote.
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Re: ***BARNYARD BATTLE GAME THREAD***

Postby Zarovich on Wed Sep 29, 2010 11:57 am

cup keeper wrote:tip beerman

He wouldn't vote for relantel and supported shaf on the doublem vote. He has made blanket statements that appear helpful but are just kind of restating what we already know. Now he is pointing out other quieter players after he had been in that role for the first few days.


I've been saying this the last 2 votes.

tip beerman
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