"How do you know he is a cow?" he asked. "He looks like one!" they answered back. "right, let me see him." he replied.
They brought Troy forth and tossed him in front of the inquisitive farmer. After inspecting him closely, he remarked "well, he does look like one..."
"They dressed me up like this!" Troy yelled angrily. The old farmer looked a bit closer. He had been drinking a lot lately, and couldn't make out if this was true or not. He turned to his farmer's intuition and continued.
"There are ways of telling if someone is a cow" he informed the mob. "Are there?" they cried. "Tell us!".
"What do you do with cows?" he asked.
They thought for a moment and responded "tip them!". Before the farmer could respond, they raced forward and shoved Troy over. When he didn't get up, they all began to dance and shout maniacally.
When the farmer came in for a closer look he noticed that
He had fallen on one of the bull's horns and was impaled. Someone really should have cleaned up that mess. Good help is hard to find, I suppose.
dagny, The Farmer's Daughter (angel), was impaled by a pitchfork on Day 1.
Malkamaniac, simple livestock, was shot in the *** on Night 2.
Kicksave, simple livestock, was drowned in a pile of horse poo on Day 2.
tfrizz, simple livestock, was gored and trampled on Night 3.
relantel, infected with Swine Flu (Day Protect), was roasted on a spit on Day 3.
shafnutz, infected with Swine Flu (See), was crushed by The Bull on Night 4.
Letang Is The Truth, The Bull (Alpha), was shot IN THE FACE on Night 4.
doublem, simple livestock, drowned in the mud as the sun set on Day 4.
slappybrown, Old Man MacGregor (seer), had his head popped like a pimple on Night 5
Troy Loney, simple livestock, impaled by a leftover bull's horn on Day 5.
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