*** Jellyfish Invasion II: The Jellies Strike Back GDT ***

[redwill]

Thanks for the game.

Have fun, everybody!

[cup keeper]

Murdering jorts. Those are handy.

[the wicked child]

Writeup coming.

[the wicked child]

On Night 12, we went to bed with renewed hopes. For the first time in what seemed like forever, evil blood had been spilled. well, I guess it was poo, but I digress.. Undeterred by this turn of events, the Jellyfish aimed to strike back hard and fast.

They found LITT sitting in his room... completely filled with nuggets. Chicken, gold, Owen hart memorabilia... he was clearly obsessed. he saw the Jellyfish coming and could only shout "Nuggets!" as the tentacles grabbed hold. The jelly paused for a moment, then began to lolololololol.

He motioned for his assistant to tie LITT down while he prepared for his final strike. He started by flinging one nugget at a time, aiming for key spots to inflict pain. After awhile, he grew bored and simply shoved the entire pile of nuggets on top of poor LITT.

LITT was buried alive in his pile of nuggets. Aye. it was just as he would have wanted it to be.

Spoiler:

Letang Is The Truth was just a travelling tourist

Spoiler:

DocEmerick, a travelling tourist, threw himself into a volcano on Day 1.
canaan, a travelling tourist with an unfulfilled destiny, dragged to the depths of the sea on Night 2.
shafnutz, the irukandji jellyfish, was socialized on Day 2
Malkamaniac, Spongebob (Daytime Vigilante), was ripped to shreds on Night 3
beerman, Portuguese NAN 'O War (Alpha), was caught in Spongebob's net on Night 3
relantel, the box jellyfish, was netted and volcano'd on Day 3
Juice, a travelling tourist, was ripped apart by the jellies on Night 4
mac5155, Maggie the monkey (seer), went feral and got put down on Night 4
Benny Fitz, a defiant travelling tourist, was mod-killed on Day 4
count2infinity, the inebriated Hobo (Angel), was decapitated on Night 5
Corvidae, the MIA mod, was burned to death on Night 5
doublem, the travelling tourist, was brutalized on Day 5.
ulf was mod-killed on Day 5 for non-participation
BadHands71, a travelling tourist, was whack-a-moled on Day 6.
columbia, a travelling tourist, was anchored away on Night 7.
Zarovich, a traveling tourist, soiled his jorts on Day 7.
pittsports87, a travelling tourist, choked (on) his chicken on Day 7.
obhave, a travelling tourist, was popped like a pimple on Night 8
Azkar, a traveling tourist, signed his own death wish on Day 8.
Kraftster, a travelling tourist, has his objection overruled on Night 8.
npv708, the Rock Lobster (Survivor), was made into bisque on Day 9.
Rylan, a travelling tourist, was fried to a crisp On Day 10.
newarenanow, a travelling tourist, was pierced with a silver arrow on Day 11
redwill, a Jellyfish Liason, was strangled by jorts on Day 11.
Letang Is The Truth, a travelling tourist, was buried in a pile of nuggets on Night 12

Spoiler:

So what did this mean for the resort?

Spoiler:

Spoiler:

Congratulations to the Jellyfish, winners of Jellyfish invasion II!

slappybrown - Mangrove Jellyfish
Irish Eyes - Jellyfish Liason

Spoiler:

count2inifnity - the halfway house hobo
cup keeper - travelling tourist

Spoiler:

Please join us for the post game luau which will be posted later tonight or early tomorrow.

[bhaw]

LITT... wtf was with the nuggets?

[redwill]

C'mon, at least spell "liaison" correctly.

Congratulations to slappy!

[the wicked child]

C'mon, at least spell "liaison" correctly.

Congratulations to slappy!

That wouldn't have been true to the original game.

[pittsports87]

Glad I won and gave jorts to IE when we had the scavenger hunt

[bhaw]

Glad I won and gave jorts to IE when we had the scavenger hunt

They didn't do anything.

[bhaw]

err... weren't used.

[bhaw]

unknowingly, that was a solid move on your part had they been used and certain things happened

[bhaw]

nuggets is by far the most bizarre move ever pulled in a warz game.

for the record, that was not something we put him up to. he did it on his own.

props to litt for carrying that on the entire game without missing it. I have no idea what it was supposed to accomplish but you were a devoted man.

[pittsports87]

BEPF is not impressed with nuggets.

[Rylan]

When I woke up and had been killed I figured slaps and IE were bad.

[Rylan]

Though props to IE for getting the little grain of doubt ingrained. Ruined one of the few allies the village knew.

[npv708]

btw, I did vote for a red, shaf, I think. I finally got on to defend myself when I got home, but it was too late. I would've never guessed Slappy, but I had suspicions about IE.

[Letang Is The Truth]

nice game mods. ty.

the nuggets thing: made it up. i knew in J1 that there were some very wacky things so i thought that fabricating something and sticking to it all the way through would give me a free pass for a while. guess it worked

pretty monumental collapse at the end IMO. i knew slappy was bad after the azkar vote, just seemed wrong. i just did a poor job (read: didnt attempt) articulating the point. poopers.

[obhave]

This was fun! Thanks bhaw and twc!

[bhaw]

nice game mods. ty.

the nuggets thing: made it up. i knew in J1 that there were some very wacky things so i thought that fabricating something and sticking to it all the way through would give me a free pass for a while. guess it worked

pretty monumental collapse at the end IMO. i knew slappy was bad after the azkar vote, just seemed wrong. i just did a poor job (read: didnt attempt) articulating the point. poopers.

Not voting in the final round was probably not the best route to go either.

[Letang Is The Truth]

i know. i was meeting with my faculty advisors and then bought them all beers for signing me off for graduation.

[bhaw]

i know. i was meeting with my faculty advisors and then bought them all beers for signing me off for graduation.

This sounds like bribery.

[Letang Is The Truth]

it most certainly was. it was the only way to accomplish things on the timeline i needed

[slappybrown]

This just in: all I do is win at this game.

[relantel]

What a run by slappy. I thought we were near toast when I was going down. Made him vote for me mid-round, and hoped the recruits would materialize later. Just got lucky the seer was the first-vote victim.

[Zarovich]

Who was the third vote on Day 1 bandwagon?