LGP inc. recently ranked as the least productive company in America by Forbes had a 12th consecutive terrible month of sales and in an attempt to clean house the CEO hired a consulting firm to review everyones files. As news spread at watercooler meeting, the LGPers discussed a strategy to get back at their CEO, they would plant evidence of sexual harrassment on him/her to get them fired. While discussing the finer points of sexual harassment Columbia stopped the group and asked if anyone actually knew who the CEO was. Everyone looked puzzled, as no one had actually ever met the CEO. MWB started crying, obhave stopped behaving and canaan finished his Cheetos. LITT spoke up and said there's only one way to solve this..."we're planting evidence on EVERYONE, that way when their chart is reviewed they get the axe." "But what if we're not the CEO?" redwill asked. "Too bad," said thg emerging from his cubicle, "It's the only way"
RULES:
8 hour time limits shall be enforced for night and day.
Clock shall pause between Midnight and 8 AM.
Game will remain open during the weekend, but time limits shall be suspended until the following Monday.
Commands are plant evidence on____ and clear____
LGP inc.
1. Pittsports87
2. Redwill
3. mac5155
4. obhave
5. canaan
6. c2i
7. LITT
8. Shafnutz
9. MWB
10. thg
11. Columbia
12. Slappy
13. Relantel
14. Benny
15. bhaw
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Office Warz Game Thread
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Office Warz Game Thread
by the errey i breathe on Wed Jul 20, 2011 5:18 pm
Last edited by the errey i breathe on Thu Jul 21, 2011 9:42 am, edited 1 time in total.
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Re: Office Warz Game Thread
by columbia on Wed Jul 20, 2011 5:43 pm
"While discussing the finer points of sexual harassment"
Glad to see I'm the lead perv.
Glad to see I'm the lead perv.
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Re: Office Warz Game Thread
by the wicked child on Wed Jul 20, 2011 8:35 pm
the errey i breathe wrote:LITT spoke up and said there's only one way to solve this..."nuggets"
FIFY
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Re: Office Warz Game Thread
by the errey i breathe on Wed Jul 20, 2011 9:52 pm
Night 1 went by without incident.
LGP inc.
1. Pittsports87
2. Redwill
3. mac5155
4. obhave
5. canaan
6. c2i
7. LITT
8. Shafnutz
9. MWB
10. thg
11. Columbia
12. Slappy
13. Relantel
14. Benny
15. bhaw
It takes 8 votes to fire. Deadline is noon tomorrow
LGP inc.
1. Pittsports87
2. Redwill
3. mac5155
4. obhave
5. canaan
6. c2i
7. LITT
8. Shafnutz
9. MWB
10. thg
11. Columbia
12. Slappy
13. Relantel
14. Benny
15. bhaw
It takes 8 votes to fire. Deadline is noon tomorrow
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Re: Office Warz Game Thread
by columbia on Wed Jul 20, 2011 9:55 pm
random:
plant evidence on Relantel
plant evidence on Relantel
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Re: Office Warz Game Thread
by obhave on Wed Jul 20, 2011 11:03 pm
Where is rylan what I need a easy first day vote?
Anyways, Plant evidence on Rel
Anyways, Plant evidence on Rel
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Re: Office Warz Game Thread
by count2infinity on Thu Jul 21, 2011 7:35 am
rel is normally a pretty quiet player, so....
plant evidence on rel
plant evidence on rel
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Re: Office Warz Game Thread
by the errey i breathe on Thu Jul 21, 2011 7:59 am
Relantel- 3
8 votes to plant some sexy harassment evidence
8 votes to plant some sexy harassment evidence
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Re: Office Warz Game Thread
by mac5155 on Thu Jul 21, 2011 8:11 am
Since something obviously happened last night and I'm guessing it wasn't a recruit, i'm gonna wait for someone to chime in who may have some info..
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Re: Office Warz Game Thread
by thehockeyguru on Thu Jul 21, 2011 8:11 am
I am not going to disagree with this. Relantel is a tricky quiet player.
Plant Evidence on Relantel
Plant Evidence on Relantel
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Re: Office Warz Game Thread
by thehockeyguru on Thu Jul 21, 2011 8:16 am
mac5155 wrote:Since something obviously happened last night and I'm guessing it wasn't a recruit, i'm gonna wait for someone to chime in who may have some info..
What about the phrase, "Night 1 went by without incident." made you think that something obviously happened?
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Re: Office Warz Game Thread
by MWB on Thu Jul 21, 2011 8:22 am
mac5155 wrote:Since something obviously happened last night and I'm guessing it wasn't a recruit, i'm gonna wait for someone to chime in who may have some info..
I took it to mean that there was a recruit. Small game, but could have started with one or two evil "Bosses" who then recruit.
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Re: Office Warz Game Thread
by mac5155 on Thu Jul 21, 2011 8:24 am
thehockeyguru wrote:mac5155 wrote:Since something obviously happened last night and I'm guessing it wasn't a recruit, i'm gonna wait for someone to chime in who may have some info..
What about the phrase, "Night 1 went by without incident." made you think that something obviously happened?
I mean, someone may have tried to kill and it was protected. I guess we won't know.
and if there was a recruit, I would have guessed it would have hinted in the writeup.
Shouldn't have said anything, i presume
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Re: Office Warz Game Thread
by columbia on Thu Jul 21, 2011 8:24 am
^^
Right...They might have tried to recruit a green and automatically failed.
Right...They might have tried to recruit a green and automatically failed.
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Re: Office Warz Game Thread
by MWB on Thu Jul 21, 2011 8:39 am
True... failed kills usually get hinted at in the write-ups also though. Maybe TEIB is just lazy.
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Re: Office Warz Game Thread
by the errey i breathe on Thu Jul 21, 2011 8:43 am
Relantel-5
8 votes to lynch
8 votes to lynch
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Re: Office Warz Game Thread
by redwill on Thu Jul 21, 2011 9:18 am
Let's at least give rel time to say something.
That's a courtesy he always fights hard to give others.
That's a courtesy he always fights hard to give others.
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Re: Office Warz Game Thread
by Letang Is The Truth on Thu Jul 21, 2011 9:40 am
mac5155 wrote:Since something obviously happened last night and I'm guessing it wasn't a recruit, i'm gonna wait for someone to chime in who may have some info..
why dont you tell us a little more about what you know...
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Re: Office Warz Game Thread
by thehockeyguru on Thu Jul 21, 2011 9:43 am
Letang Is The Truth wrote:mac5155 wrote:Since something obviously happened last night and I'm guessing it wasn't a recruit, i'm gonna wait for someone to chime in who may have some info..
why dont you tell us a little more about what you know...
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Re: Office Warz Game Thread
by mac5155 on Thu Jul 21, 2011 9:48 am
Letang Is The Truth wrote:mac5155 wrote:Since something obviously happened last night and I'm guessing it wasn't a recruit, i'm gonna wait for someone to chime in who may have some info..
why dont you tell us a little more about what you know...
I know nothing. but either way, I guess I sealed my fate. If relantel is a green RP, you will all just think i'm a baddie and recruited him.
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Re: Office Warz Game Thread
by Letang Is The Truth on Thu Jul 21, 2011 9:56 am
mac5155 wrote:Letang Is The Truth wrote:mac5155 wrote:Since something obviously happened last night and I'm guessing it wasn't a recruit, i'm gonna wait for someone to chime in who may have some info..
why dont you tell us a little more about what you know...
I know nothing. but either way, I guess I sealed my fate. If relantel is a green RP, you will all just think i'm a baddie and recruited him.
maybe we will maybe we wont. you are jumping to an awful lot of conclusions
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