Hans Moleman had been busy filming the sequel to his award winning movie "Man Getting Hit by Football". He was going to call it "Man Getting Hit by Footballs". It was going to be magnificent. On his 25th and final take of a scene involving Hans getting hit simultaneously in the face and groin by footballs, someone switched one of the footballs with a football containing C4 explosives. As Hans yelled "Action!" and the balls went flying towards him, the one directed towards his groin
Hans Moleman was
That same night Professor Jonathan Frink was hard at work perfecting his latest invention. It allowed him to read the thoughts of those in the village. So far he had used to some success, but sometimes the thoughts were unintelligible. Perhaps this was because of the simple-mindedness of those he was mindreading or he hadn't worked the bugs out of his machine yet. He decided to try googly with the hoyven and the maven, but this was not the best idea as someone had sabotaged his machine by placing a paperclip on the glaven, and this caused
Professor Fink was
The village of Springfield
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