The Pittsburgh Sports Media gathered to discuss how to put an end to the clashes between CBS/PG and Trib/CC. It was decided that they would take the press credentials from a media member each day until the war ended. This caused much consternation and discussion. Finally someone said, "Dis confushion ish thehockeyguru's doing! He's the one to go!" A vote was called and no consensus could be made so the Ping Pong Machine from the 2005 NHL Draft Lottery was used to make the decision. The ball was pulled with thg on it.
"Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!! You think you can kill the Super Genius that easily?"
As thg's press credentials were reviewed further, some realized it had been altered. A sticker had been placed over the actual photo, which was revealed to be
Madden had escaped, but thg was no more.
It is now night 2. RP's have a deadline of 9AM.