there are some angry, sick people in washington. one of them was driving home from from the Ravens game last night. already frustrated with being furloughed, joe flacco's play was the final straw. as he saw what was clearly a politician walking in the rain he said, "is that john huntsman?" it looked like john huntsman, so he ran the man down. it was relantel, but relantel wasnt john huntsman.
elsewhere, canaan was protesting the shutdown. a limousine pulled out from the white house with an SUV escort. one of the SUVs may have fired a silenced shot at canaan's head, maybe killing him. or maybe not, canaan being a
, he was easy to make disappear.
it is now day 2. with 10 left it takes 6 to kill.