PensFanInDC wrote:SUPERSTAR: Mick Foley
CARD & MATCH: King of the Ring vs. Big Show (KotR Challenge)
Fade in on Mankind sitting in his boiler room staring into the camera. Mr Socko sits nearby.
"King of the Ring. I'd like to say that I have fond memories of this event but my MIND is a little fuzzy. After falling 25 feet off a steel cage through a table and falling 20 feet THROUGH a steel cage onto the mat the MEMORIES just don't seem to be there."
"It doesn't matter though. See, no matter what is thrown at me I NEVER give up. You think a 9 foot tall, 700lb FREAK scares me? <laughs> Nothing scares me. I HAVE BEEN THROUGH HELL AND LIVED TO TELL THE TALE! The Big Show thinks he can keep me from my destiny, from MANKIND'S destiny? <laughs> NOTHING can keep me from my place as #1 contender for WWE Heavyweight Champion!"
enter Cactus Jack
CJ: Mankind! Nice to see you!
MK: <looks around confused> How...how did you get here?
CJ: I just followed the smell of rotting socks and cheetos.
MK: That makes sense.
CJ: Listen, Mankind, I was thinking for this KotR match maybe we should....<whispers into Mankind's ear>
canaan wrote:SUPERSTAR: Triple H
CARD & MATCH: King of the Ring vs. Edge (KotR Challenge)
The Titantron blares inside an empty Gund Arena in Cleveland, Ohio. A single spotlight shines in the middle of the ring where Triple H's 1997 KotR throne sits
King of The Ring HHH Theme - King of Kings (Motorhead)Spoiler:
Triple H stands in front of the throne, his helm is then removed as he stares into the camera.Spoiler:
Triple H: This entertainment business (he scoffs) is about leaving a worthwhile legacy, Edge.
He turns and looks at the throne
Triple H: We as gladiators in this modern coliseum pride ourselves on being the best at what we do, while staying true to who we are. At the twilight of our careers, we can look back and say that we were truly one of the greats of our generation. That being said, I dont know why ive been saying "We." You see, Edge, back before you were playing twilight cosplays and Raven ripoffs with Gangrel and Christian, I was digging, with both hands, into the dirt that would be the foundation for my legacy. Back before you were running through crowds with your red lights flashing, I was cutting my teeth with the workhorses of the business like The Ultimate Warrior and Steven Regal. Learning to rely on strength, versatility, and to have the confidence to be the upper crust; the blueblood amongst blue collars; the elite. Men that have showed me what it means to grind and when to be flashy. A time and a place. A balance. But always fall back on your strength and ability.
Triple H turns and walks to the throne and sits down
Triple H: Now Edge, you may say that this is living in the past, but lets fast forward. 6 WWE Championships later to be exact. 5 World Heavyweight Championships later to be exact. 4 Intercontinental, 1 Tag, and 2 European Championships to be exact. All while battling the titans of our age. The Rock, Chris Jericho, Goldberg, Shawn Michaels, Mankind. You see where Im going with this? This isnt about re-hashing old times, but enlightening you of the resume that i've built over 17 years in the WWE. When I look back, i dont remember who I defeated in the first round of the 1997 KotR. And I certainly wont remember who I defeated in the first round of the 2014 KotR. But none of this matters, Edge. Your 2001 KotR means as much as my 1997 one. Our legacies will be marked by what we as individuals do from here on out and on Tuesday, mine will continue to grow as yours will continue to be cemented as "A pretty good tag wrestler, but just didnt have enough grit to be considered one of the elite singles wrestlers."
Triple gets up from his seat as the camera zooms in tight to his face
Triple H: Edge, this game of thrones will be concluded on Tuesday and the back and forth will be laid to rest. Ill be waiting for you. Ill be ready to play the game. Will you?
Motorhead's HHH Theme "Its time to play the game" blares as the HHH stares into the camera and it fades to black
the errey i breathe wrote:DocEmrick wrote:Yeah technically it's a response.
Should I edit that? My fault, I wasn't sure what the actual term we should be posting under should be.
count2infinity wrote:I will say I edited my post... I forgot to add Big Show leaving the ring at the end. My bad if editing isn't allowed.
count2infinity wrote:Image Hosted by tripod.... that'll be a deduction.
slappybrown wrote:SUPERSTAR: CHRIS MOTHER **** ING JERICHO
CARD & MATCH: CHRIS MOTHER **** ING JERICHO vs. THE ROCK (WWF HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE MATCH)
IN A PITCH BLACK ARENA
THE MAN OF 1,004 MOVES ENTER THE RING
WELCOME TO RAW........IS..............JERICHOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Of course no one is surprised to find me booked for the opening evening of this promotion, in the ring for the WWE Heavyweight Championship yet again. No no no, of course not, because
And I've proven it. I achieved the single greatest moment in wrestling history, becoming the first Undisputed Champion in modern WWE history:
But I could bore you all to tears, like some of the superstars did here earlier tonite -- those mid-card guys talking about number of titles won and blah blah -- and recount my resume. Here's the thing, everyone knows all of that already, knows I am the single greatest champion in WWE history.
Why is Jericho important? Jericho -- and only Jericho -- is the sole multimedia star in this company. From music, to looks, to television and film, I am it.
My adversary likes to claim otherwise. Dwayne likes to talk about his movies, and how good looking he is, and all of that. But let's compare, shall we? Chris Jericho brought the world the single greatest haircut in WWE history:
The only interesting thing about Dwayne's hair is the constantly moving hairline. That thing recedes and advances like high tide in his hometown of Miami, only even oilier.
But that's not at all. Of course not. Jericho is at the forefront of fashion as well:
Meanwhile, my opponent does this:
But that's a cheap laugh admittedly. He was playing a role there, in a film, and whatever bizarre BDSM ballet role play movie he was doing, I am sure it was worth it. FOR THE ART, I AM SURE DWAYNE. That said, I do have to give him credit though, as I know Dwayne has recently updated his wardrobe:
What do you keep in your pleather fanny pack? Your fashion sense? The various passwords for the multiple identities you use on internet message boards? I heard you tell people that you keep Pop Tarts and condoms in there. I'm as progressive as the next guy, but that seems like an odd combination for self-pleasure if you ask me.
So everyone here tonite, let's not kid ourselves. Who cares about the rest of this card? Who cares about Dwayne? We're all here to see Chris Jericho. Hell, I am here to see Chris Jericho. After I win the title against Dwayne, I am going to go backstage, I am going to comandeer Vince's office, and I am going to watch the replay of that win over and over. And I am going to crack a beer, and:
Y2J EXITS THE RING; MEN CHEER, WOMEN FAINT, CHILDREN CRY IN JOY
SUPERSTAR: Triple Hthe errey i breathe wrote:SUPERSTAR: Edge
CARD & MATCH: King of The Ring Challenge vs Triple H
Edge stands next to an empty chair in the center of the ring
Edge: Welcome to the "Cutting Edge." Tonight, I was supposed to have a very special guest. A guest who prides himself on his "legacy." You all know him as Triple H. Sadly Triple H could not be here tonight as he is too busy attending corporate meetings with Vince. You see, HHH likes to focus on his legacy and what a legacy it is. Kissing the ass of every McMahon to the tune of 23 Championships, which would be impressive if they weren't handed to him on a silver platter. I've got to say, it seems as though marrying the boss's daughter certainly has its privileges.
Edge: Unfortunately, age and that time out of the ring spent in boardrooms has fuzzied his memory a bit. He can't remember who he faced in his title matches because they happened so long ago. You see I remember each and every one of my championships. I remember November 23, 2008 in Boston. You should remember that night too Triple H. You were there. It was Survivor Series and you stood in the ring with me and Victor Kozlov. That was also the last time you held the WWE Championship. Now given your memory issues you probably don't remember exactly what happened but allow me to refresh your memory.
Points to Titantron
Edge: That was me taking your title Triple H. And you haven't sniffed it since.
Edge: Triple H you questioned MY legacy, a legacy that includes 31 Championships in this company, 8 more than you and the McMahons were able to cobble together. Each and every one fought for, earned and remembered. Don't worry though, its not just your memory of your titles that is going. These fans don't remember either.
Edge:Triple H, as you know I am an opportunist, a predator, and this King of The Ring is an opportunity for me to be the number one contender and regain my place at the top of the company. On Tuesday you will get to experience the grit you say I'm lacking. The grit that made me an 11-time World Champion in this company. The grit that will send you back to the beginning, picking up the pieces of your legacy in the dirt it started from.
drops mic, walks out of the ring
Finally, the Rock has come back…..to Cleveland.
Cleveland! Can you feel it? Can you feel the electricity? Well, before we electrify, we have to take care of some business first.
Chris Jericho. Jericho, you came out and ran your mouth. Yes – you were WWE’s first undisputed champion. You have quite the list of accomplishments. However, to your own accord, you would rather talk about being the sole multimedia star instead of being the WWF Champion. You would rather talk about being the fifth person eliminated from Dancing with the Stars in 2011.
A few years ago, I left the WWF to chase some wild dreams. Dreams that I would not have been able to achieve if it weren’t for the millions….AND MILLIONS of The Rock’s fans. However, at my core, I was and always will be a professional wrestler. From my Grandmother Lia Maivia and Grandfather High Chief Peter Maivia to my father Rocky Johnson – wrestling is in my blood. That’s why I am here today. Not to talk about my mid-90s fashion choices or some of the excellent family programming like the Tooth Fairy.
I’m here to electrify the fans. With that said, Chris. I know you’re a musician. The Rock can also carry a tune. I wrote you a song that I think you will enjoy.
(Tune of Jailhouse Rock)
♫ Tuesday night is the King of the Ring
♫ The cream of the crop from here to Beijing
♫ Some of the best that I have ever seen
♫ Then why am I stuck fighting Moongoose Mcqueen
♫ Let’s Rock
♫ Everybody, Let’s Rock
♫ Fifty forth on the Billboard Charts
♫ Unlike Fozzy, I know how to Rock
But all seriousness, Chris. Fozzy is a good band. I dig it. I’m sure you’re killing it at the country fairs on the weekends. We’re almost done here, Cleveland. If you know the words, feel free to sing along…
♫ You say you’re the man of 1,004 moves
♫ I’m not really sure what that really proves
♫ The title is mine, so you can keep on looking
♫ If you can smell what The Rock is cooking
♫ Let’s Rock
♫ Everybody, Let’s Rock
♫ Jericho, you can’t hold my jock
♫ The Next WWF Champ is the Rock
Like I said, Chris. I'm not here for the money. I'm not here to promote a movie. I'm not here until my band decides to go on tour again. I'm here for one reason and one reason only - to be the WWF Champion.
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