As for Evgeni Malkin, some published reports lately have indicated that the momentum is building for him to sign with the Penguins before next season. Could that signing come in, say, a week, in time for some spring training in the AHL? Don't hold your breath. But I know the WBS front office sure wouldn't mind picking him up at JFK when his flight lands.
Sorry, Jonathan, but this ain't going to happen. Not without a transfer agreement in place.