Juice's thread of randomness

[Corvidae]

i filled up my tank with unleaded 87. ended up filling up with 8.7 gallons, which cost 20.87.

[tjand72]

[viva la ben]

[penscup]

Thank you for the slapchop video. That. Was. Awesome.

[SolidSnake]

When ice melts it turns into water.

[Tico Rick]

But dry ice doesn't.

[Jesse]

http://www.adultswim.com/video/?episode ... c2d673003a

[Sam's Drunk Dog]

Why are the tornados in Toledo poopy brown?

[Azkar]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Omaha_Ak-Sar-Ben_Knights




WOOOO

[Ben Klingston]

Why are the tornados in Toledo poopy brown?

North to South winds?

http://www.mapquest.com/maps?1c=Toledo&1s=oh&2c=Detroit&2s=mi

[Azkar]

One time I was standing outside of a friends house when this drunk kid was trying to rip down a tree branch. He was struggling with it and the next group of kids that walked by offered "Do you need help with that?" and continued to rip the branch off of that tree. Looking back it was funny because they didn't even ask "What are you doing?" or "Why are you doing that?" - they just dove right in and helped him rip the branch down.

I litterally almost fell over laughing from this.

It was so funny when I looked back on it the next morning

[profpolisci]

[SolidSnake]

Remember "Legends of the hidden temple" on Nickelodeon? Where the giant talking head Olmec would tell the players the rules of the games? I want Olmec as an alarm clock that way when I wake up he would say: "Time to wake up Aaron!" that would rule.

[Eismann]

Wuts up with all the stinkbugs?

[SolidSnake]

One time I was standing outside of a friends house when this drunk kid was trying to rip down a tree branch. He was struggling with it and the next group of kids that walked by offered "Do you need help with that?" and continued to rip the branch off of that tree. Looking back it was funny because they didn't even ask "What are you doing?" or "Why are you doing that?" - they just dove right in and helped him rip the branch down.

I litterally almost fell over laughing from this.

It was so funny when I looked back on it the next morning

Haha that's one of the funniest things I heard in a long time.

[Sam's Drunk Dog]

Wuts up with all the stinkbugs?

I seem to find at least one inside my home every day.

[viva la ben]

I've seen hundreds of stinkbugs, yet never smelled one

[Sam's Drunk Dog]

I went to PSU for 4 years and never had a sticky bun.

[JoseCuervo]

I've torn several tree limbs while drunk. Those damn trees keep getting in my way.

[Corvidae]

I smoked coffee before.

[viva la ben]

I smoked coffee Chinese noodles before.

[LeopardLetang]

i smoked pretzel sticks. or maybe that's not weird

[LeopardLetang]

The greatest song ever composed is "Tears in My Fro" by Rufus "Cryin' Man" Brown. Agree or agree?

this made me think of franklin

it ain't easy bein white
it ain't easy bein brown
so much pressure to be bright
i've got children all over town

[LeopardLetang]

ok, so who bought that sofa off of me today?

[redwill]

Ronald Reagan allegedly referred to Nancy as "My Little Apple Dumpling" in private.