Juice's thread of randomness

[LeopardLetang]

http://www.break.com/index/drunkest-guy-ever-goes-for-more-beer.html

this got me laughing like a maniac twice now. i hate slap-stick comedy but this isn't that. this is the funniest thing i've seen in a while

[beerman]

i smoked pretzel sticks. or maybe that's not weird

I have as well, when I'm drinking I'd pretty much smoke anything

[LeopardLetang]

i smoked pretzel sticks. or maybe that's not weird

I have as well, when I'm drinking I'd pretty much smoke anything

definitely. like last week, i smoked some fools

[SolidSnake]

I wish I lived within walking distance of a Denny's right now I'm too lazy to make any breakfast.

[Juice]

I wish I lived within walking distance of a Denny's right now I'm too lazy to make any breakfast.

QFT

[jaysmiter]

I wish I lived within walking distance of a Denny's right now I'm too lazy to make any breakfast.

Denny's: Where a side of pancakes comes with everything!

[SolidSnake]

Grand Slam Breakfast with the collector MLB player's card FTW!

[Azkar]

Last night people asked my why I was drawing an orange envelope. I said it's because I can't draw an alien

[Letang Is The Truth]

Last night people asked my why I was drawing an orange envelope. I said it's because I can't draw an alien

Well, I made the duck blue because I'd never seen a blue duck before and I wanted to see one.

[Letang Is The Truth]

[PghSkins]

Why is it that the shower drain is always clogging with my wife's hair, but I'm the one with the receding hairline?

[SolidSnake]

I love destroying topics with stats.

[Azkar]

I love snow.

[LeopardLetang]

i've been talking to this hot girl all night. Sarcastic would be proud.

[Letang Is The Truth]

the simpsons treehouse of horror sucked

[JoseCuervo]

Saints fan full of Gaint Fail!

[cma3585]

The Subway not a mile from Heinz Field is/was racist.

[Corvidae]

the simpsons treehouse of horror sucked

Pretty much. I love the old ones though.

Yeah, they did a zombie one years ago and it was actually hilarious.

[Easton]

I'm growing extremely fond of coffee.

[PghSkins]

I hate people who mark every email they send "high priority." How am I going to know when you actually send something that is high priority? Because the first 8 emails you sent marked "high priority" this week weren't.

[shafnutz05]

I hate people who mark every email they send "high priority." How am I going to know when you actually send something that is high priority? Because the first 8 emails you sent marked "high priority" this week weren't.

I get the same issue with voicemails. It will be an "urgent message", and it will be someone calling to let me know they are currently seeking employment. I understand you might think it's urgent, but do you really want to telegraph just blatant desperation to your potential employer?

[Juice]

anyone here every mod a psp?
want to offer some help?

*clears throat*

[shafnutz05]

*clears throat*

http://www.downloadsquad.com/2008/03/05/mod-your-psp-the-easy-way/

[SolidSnake]

Headaches really suck.

[pfim]

It took me 1.5 hours to pack my stuff. It took us 1.5 days to pack our kids' stuff. Yay fatherhood.