Juice's thread of randomness

[shafnutz05]

Had to help someone who was having a heart-attack out of his seat on the train, 15 minutes later at the next station he was still not responding. Totally bizarre experience.

Wow, are you ok? I had a scare like that with a coworker that went into diabetic shock out of nowhere. I was literally tilting his head back and dumping orange juice down his gullet until he snapped out of it. I was terrified he was going to die

[Sam's Drunk Dog]

Just heard an add on WDVE for Cheerleaders, which is not unusual, but I found the part about getting a discount for bringing in a toy to support Toy's for Tots to be interesting.

Cheerleaders is a "gentlemens club" for those unaware.

[shafnutz05]

^^^

I heard this commercial as well the other day. This place is a steakhouse too though, so it's pretty upscale I suppose.

[mac5155]

Looks rather typical to me.. Or am I missing something? Beautiful buck regardless

If you think that one is good, check out this one that my buddy shot near where the Ohio State Record Buck came from.

Spoiler:

jesus. I need to go to ohio

[Puffymuffin]

Had to help someone who was having a heart-attack out of his seat on the train, 15 minutes later at the next station he was still not responding. Totally bizarre experience.

Wow, are you ok? I had a scare like that with a coworker that went into diabetic shock out of nowhere. I was literally tilting his head back and dumping orange juice down his gullet until he snapped out of it. I was terrified he was going to die

It took me a good 4 hours to make a bit sense of it all. I'm still very subdued, no clue if he made it or not either.

[mac5155]

[KennyTheKangaroo]

so kenny the kangaroo got a letter from the paper boy (paper man?) today wishing a happy holiday and so forth. it was more or less a reminder to tip the paper carrier as the card included his name and address and so forth.

kenny the kangaroo is all for tipping the paper carrier, particularly this one because he is very consistent and timely. he certainly goes the extra mile not to throw the paper in the bushes or yard. it always ends up on the porch. so the man, in this gentlemans opinion, deserves a tip.

[mac5155]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6gAkUh5pyfI

might be the best video on the internets. slight nsfw language, he's singing "look at me now" rap song.

[meow]

so kenny the kangaroo got a letter from the paper boy (paper man?) today wishing a happy holiday and so forth. it was more or less a reminder to tip the paper carrier as the card included his name and address and so forth.

kenny the kangaroo is all for tipping the paper carrier, particularly this one because he is very consistent and timely. he certainly goes the extra mile not to throw the paper in the bushes or yard. it always ends up on the porch. so the man, in this gentlemans opinion, deserves a tip.

What do you tip a paper man? Do you tip a paper man more than you would a paper boy?

[mac5155]

when I was younger we used to give my paper boy/man a $25 gift card. He went out of his way to put the paper right by our door and wrap it neatly. The old dude used to toss it on the steps and if it rained it was ruined.

[KennyTheKangaroo]

good point mac, this paper boy (man?) always keeps the paper dry. props.

[shafnutz05]

[eddysnake]

got that eddie $ album signed hanging on my wall!

[Gaucho]

Don't forget the wallpaper when you get out of the tool shed.

[shafnutz05]

haha eddy, that is effing awesome

[columbia]

Eddie Money just screams 80s coke habit.
I have no idea if that was actually true of him.

[eddysnake]

haha eddy, that is effing awesome

Even awesomer is my shirt signed "Eddie Snake, Rock n Roll, Eddie Money" by Mr Mahoney (former NYPD officer) himself. Also got a nice pic of him kissing my wife (I allowed it).

[eddysnake]

Don't forget the wallpaper when you get out of the tool shed.

work in progress, give me a call when you come to the states, you can help peel

[Gaucho]

Ugh, I hate that.

[canaan]

http://www.reddit.com/r/HistoryPorn/com ... 00/c7auicy

[DudeMan2766]

Stewardess is the longest word that is typed only with the left hand.

[mac5155]

how many of you just typed stewardess just to check?

[Sam's Drunk Dog]

"freezeteenbedwetter" is typed entirely with the left hand. It's a new word I just created. It's definition is "a junior ice hockey player that is soff".

[canaan]

Stewardess is the longest word that is typed only with the left hand.

stewardesses, reverberated, desegregated

[Gaucho]

I just typed stewardess with my right hand.