Juice's thread of randomness

[ExPatriatePen]

'cept that the next time you'll find me in the front of a church with people in the pews is when I'm in a casket

Or when you become a priest.

I'm not sure that anyone would be interested in my brand of 'religion'.

[FreeCandy44]

Church of the fonz ehh? Let us aaaa.

[ExPatriatePen]

Church of the fonz ehh? Let us aaaa.

I think you 'jumped the shark' with that comment

[Sarcastic]

An etiquette question for LGP’s gentlemen: is it acceptable to pass gas while using a urinal in a public restroom? Does it matter if there are other men using urinals in close proximity? And does it change the calculation if you can tell the oncoming toot will have the approximate volume of a shotgun blast?

LOL I think its common courtesy to "blast" when nobody's around.

Yeah.

What happened, Shyster? Thought it'd be a silent one, but you blasted it next to some guy?

[FreeCandy44]

I just hope when I go upstairs tonight I come back down.

[Shyster]

What happened, Shyster? Thought it'd be a silent one, but you blasted it next to some guy?

Nah, there was nobody else in there at the time. But as the noise echoed around and eventually died out, the questions I proposed above crossed my mind.

[the wicked child]

Call me crazy, but if you look @ someone's calendar and see 2 days marked as "Sick Day" (in the future), I tend to be a bit skeptical.

[Sarcastic]

What happened, Shyster? Thought it'd be a silent one, but you blasted it next to some guy?

Nah, there was nobody else in there at the time. But as the noise echoed around and eventually died out, the questions I proposed above crossed my mind.

Oh. Well, that's cool then. Watch out for women hiding in stalls. Ever watch The Animal? You'd be known as the 'fart guy'.

[Sarcastic]

I got a kick-ass pepperoni stromboli at my pizzeria today. $4. Getting more tomorrow.

[Sarcastic]

What do you guys think of the MURDER PLOT that had a couple guys castrate and kill Justin Bieber?

[Kaizer]

Spoiler:

[Froggy]

What do you guys think of the MURDER PLOT that had a couple guys castrate and kill Justin Bieber?

:shock: :shock: :shock:

Why do people care about him enough to elicit any kind of response? You don't like his music? Fine... Don't listen to it.

[Eismann]

An etiquette question for LGP’s gentlemen: is it acceptable to pass gas while using a urinal in a public restroom? Does it matter if there are other men using urinals in close proximity? And does it change the calculation if you can tell the oncoming toot will have the approximate volume of a shotgun blast?

Yes, OK. You're in a place where that function is common and should be expected. In fact, loud n proud cuts are silently lauded by fellow patrons.

[Lt. Dish]

Call me crazy, but if you look @ someone's calendar and see 2 days marked as "Sick Day" (in the future), I tend to be a bit skeptical.

Cosmetic procedure?

[Sarcastic]

What do you guys think of the MURDER PLOT that had a couple guys castrate and kill Justin Bieber?

Why do people care about him enough to elicit any kind of response? You don't like his music? Fine... Don't listen to it.

Well, apparently the dude they were doing it for was so obsessed with Bieber he had a Bieber tattoo.

"A police affidavit indicated that inmate Dana Martin "had become infatuated" with Bieber, and wore a tattoo of the young man on his leg. Martin had been convicted of the 2000 murder of 15-year-old Deandra Fluorucci, but sent two individuals, Mark Staake and his nephew Tanner Ruane, to Vermont in the hopes of killing off witnesses to that murder."

There is a news video here.

http://todayentertainment.today.com/_news/2012/12/13/15882210-justin-bieber-murder-plot-by-new-mexico-inmate-uncovered-foiled

[Lt. Dish]

Overalls? So Dexys Midnight Runners. It's all about meggings.

http://fashion.telegraph.co.uk/news-fea ... storm.html

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Source: Studying is boring.

[mac5155]

An etiquette question for LGP’s gentlemen: is it acceptable to pass gas while using a urinal in a public restroom? Does it matter if there are other men using urinals in close proximity? And does it change the calculation if you can tell the oncoming toot will have the approximate volume of a shotgun blast?

I can't help but giggle like a school girl when someone blasts one in the stall next to me and it echos off the bowl. At the urinal, I wouldn't do it.

[blackjack68]

Call me crazy, but if you look @ someone's calendar and see 2 days marked as "Sick Day" (in the future), I tend to be a bit skeptical.

I had to take sick days when I had surgery to correct my deviated septum.

Maybe you are projecting your guilt upon them...hmmm?

[the wicked child]

I seldom take sick days myself. We have personal and vacation days as well. Just seems odd to me... mark your calendar as "out of office" or something... marking it as sick day just seems weird to me, but whatever.

[BadHands71]

I would just like to say that eating with chopsticks is difficult enough, but using chopsticks with your non-dominant hand is an extra-special challenge. Try it...

[Sam's Drunk Dog]

I'm disappointed I missed the redneck engagement photos discussion.

[FreeCandy44]

Who told Jon Cryer he was funny?

[Sam's Drunk Dog]

If Mr. Clean was a skinny dbag he would be Howie Mandell.

[Lt. Dish]

Who told Jon Cryer he was funny?

Try a little tenderness, FC44.