Juice's thread of randomness

[ulf]

We're off today. I'm surprised so many of you guys had to work today.

[JS©]

Our company is off until Wednesday, but I won't set foot back into our offices until next Wednesday. Never thought I'd say this, but I'm probably gonna be tired of being off by the time this vacation ends.

[Fire0nice228]

The owner of the franchised hotel I work at just called from wherever he lives (in New York) asking for the manager, when told they werent in today asked for the sales lady, when told she wasn't in today asked for the financial lady, when she wasn't in he finally (exasperated) said Merry Christmas and hung up.

[Idoit40fans]

Im working today, but i dont really have a problem with it. Tomorrow is a holiday. Not today.

[ExPatriatePen]

The owner of the franchised hotel I work at just called from wherever he lives (in New York) asking for the manager, when told they werent in today asked for the sales lady, when told she wasn't in today asked for the financial lady, when she wasn't in he finally (exasperated) said Merry Christmas and hung up.

Google Voice, means never having to explain where you are.

[Froggy]

i'm actually off today, but i'm going in to work tomorrow... i'm doing it wrong, apparently

[Gaucho]

http://green.blogs.nytimes.com/2012/12/24/scattered-tiger-populations-burning-bright/?hp

[Alejandro Rojas]

Good deal

[FreeCandy44]

I can't play Tetris on my work computer anymore. I thank god that im done at 4pm. Oh well I guess I can use the money. And besides it's not like I have much of a life anyways. Ill probably munch down some chow mein and watch Arrested Development or Sons of Anarchy.

Wow...what a sad life.

[Froggy]

ok, so i am home from work today, and one of the roommates who lives upstairs is apparently trying to record a rap song, or something. But he's super effeminate so it sounds like Ru Paul trying to act like a thug. I think I've heard the first verse at least 30 times now (the ceiling/floor is very thin, and he doesnt have carpet), but all i can make out is it starting with him saying "I'M BAAAAAaaaaAAAAAaaaCK!" and then something like "If you can't get with that, then I'll kick you in the ass" again, super effeminate voice.

I'd be mad about the noise, but i find it HILARIOUS

[the wicked child]

Drinking beer and watching the Futurama Xmas episodes.

[FreeCandy44]

ok, so i am home from work today, and one of the roommates who lives upstairs is apparently trying to record a rap song, or something. But he's super effeminate so it sounds like Ru Paul trying to act like a thug. I think I've heard the first verse at least 30 times now (the ceiling/floor is very thin, and he doesnt have carpet), but all i can make out is it starting with him saying "I'M BAAAAAaaaaAAAAAaaaCK!" and then something like "If you can't get with that, then I'll kick you in the ass" again, super effeminate voice.

I'd be mad about the noise, but i find it HILARIOUS

Ask him if he needs a hype man ala Flava Flav. Yeah boy-e.......

[the wicked child]

ok, so i am home from work today, and one of the roommates who lives upstairs is apparently trying to record a rap song, or something. But he's super effeminate so it sounds like Ru Paul trying to act like a thug. I think I've heard the first verse at least 30 times now (the ceiling/floor is very thin, and he doesnt have carpet), but all i can make out is it starting with him saying "I'M BAAAAAaaaaAAAAAaaaCK!" and then something like "If you can't get with that, then I'll kick you in the ass" again, super effeminate voice.

I'd be mad about the noise, but i find it HILARIOUS

Feminem.

[the wicked child]

He knows when you are sleeping, he knows when you're on the can
He'll hunt you down and blast your ass from here to Pakistan
You better not breathe, you better not move
You're better off dead, I'm telling you dude
Santa Claus is gunning you down

[DudeMan2766]

I can't play Tetris on my work computer anymore. I thank god that im done at 4pm. Oh well I guess I can use the money. And besides it's not like I have much of a life anyways. Ill probably munch down some chow mein and watch Arrested Development or Sons of Anarchy.

Wow...what a sad life.

lol we might be the same person. My family will be over my place for about 90 minutes and scoot. Im either meeting some people at this club we are members of and we'll have some beers and watch a Christmas Story, or this girl who I'm friends with who is trying to date me, her whole family is sick so she's basically cancelled Christmas Eve. She's hinting at hanging out. I might be going there to help her wrap her kids gifts lol. And she knows I'm not really interested in dating her, but I could use the company Damn my fun aunt and uncle for leaving for Florida before Christmas. Damn them!

[FreeCandy44]

Ehh don't sound like that bad of an evening.

[JS©]

[doublem]

I will be glad when Christmas is over.

[Rylan]

Right..."wrap presents for her kids" ;)

[shmenguin]

Wow. I actually lol'd

[the wicked child]

Lol

[Alejandro Rojas]

[JS©]

from the comment section:

I'm convinced that this is the most gangster (mofo) ever. In a PG movie, too...no one saw that coming.

What did Snakes expect? Johnny never told him to enter at 0:08 and Snakes entered. After 0:21 he threw his cigar on the floor so it's perfectly normal that Johnny pointed a Tommy gun at him and shot him.

[FreeCandy44]

Say hamburger.....

[blackjack68]

Right..."wrap presents for her kids"

Wrap that rascal!