Juice's thread of randomness

[bhaw]

So today while helping this girl I work with carry stuff to her car, I slipped on some ice. Although I didn't fall, my arm and my elbow took all my weight and held me up. I laughed it off and said i was fine. Now extremely sore in my upper back, right knee, left shoulder, and my elbow. I got her number but I wonder....is it worth it?

Perhaps this is the most relevant thing that could ever be said to you right now.

[FreeCandy44]

Put me in coach!

[eddysnake]

Odds of royal flush: 1 in 650,000

I've had 1 in all my life playing poker, it was pretty hard keeping a straight face and unfortunately it was during a friendly game, I think I won $30 out of it...

[Idoit40fans]

Odds of royal flush: 1 in 650,000

I've had 1 in all my life playing poker, it was pretty hard keeping a straight face and unfortunately it was during a friendly game, I think I won $30 out of it...

Ive had one staight flush before. I bet over the top and got reraised. I then wen all in. One person was all in before the flop. I took 1 person out and put another person(the best player at the table) to the point wherethey were a nonfactor. This was for a total of $20 or somethig though.

[mac5155]

my one coworker always takes the stairs. were always in the same meetings. i always take the stairs with him. This morning I had to park like 200 yards from the building at the bottom of the hill....he's in the front row as im walking in.. catches up to me, guilts me into taking the stairs up to the top floor. my legs feel like jello

[Idoit40fans]

I worked out monday for the first time in a 10 days or so. I normally leg press "16" - no idea how much weight that is, but it doesnt matter. It was really easy monday, i felt like i didnt get much of a workout. Last night i did "18". I almost collapsed when i tried to get up after the last set. My legs felt afraid. Feel good today though.

[Eismann]

Odds of royal flush: 1 in 650,000

I've had 1 in all my life playing poker, it was pretty hard keeping a straight face and unfortunately it was during a friendly game, I think I won $30 out of it...

I've hit five over about 10 years playing video poker, probably around ten days per year.

[FreeCandy44]

Sigh....well I was off today. Got a phone call asking to come. They said I can name my hours and leave when I want. We shall see....

[cheesesteakwithegg]

What an epic sports day Saturday will be (especially if you are a Pitt athletics fan)....

World Junior Hockey Championship Game - USA vs Sweden - 8AM (on NHL Network)

Pitt Hoops vs Rutgers - 11AM (ESPN2)

BBVA Compass Bowl - 1PM

Bengals vs Texans - 4:30 PM

Minnesota vs Green Bay - 8 PM

[mac5155]

Is Pitt at home? and does traffic usually get crazy for Pitt games? I have to be in Robinson area by 10am and wondering if I should avoid the tunnels.

[cheesesteakwithegg]

Is Pitt at home? and does traffic usually get crazy for Pitt games? I have to be in Robinson area by 10am and wondering if I should avoid the tunnels.

They are at Rutgers, so it wont affect you. Traffic gets bad for Pitt games around the Pete and in Oakland, but I dont think it really affects Parkway traffic.

[shafnutz05]

[FreeCandy44]

The baby needs cheese puffs. ;)

[Pavel Bure]

Odds of royal flush: 1 in 650,000

I've had 1 in all my life playing poker, it was pretty hard keeping a straight face and unfortunately it was during a friendly game, I think I won $30 out of it...

I have about the same story except I busted a guy with one in the middle of a tourney, which is great but doesn't help much.

[shafnutz05]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iCjZuj3NmR4&feature=player_embedded#!



So apparently KDOC, a major Los Angeles television station, decided to put together their own version of a New Year's Eve show. What resulted, in it's pure, unedited form, is one of the most hilarious live television disasters you will ever see. It's priceless.

Some NSFW language sprinkled in, but not pervasive

[llipgh2]

This is SFW (no pics, no graphic video or language), but a bizarre story regardless.

This stripper was a little too into her lap dance.

http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2013/01/03/stripper-in-critical-condition-after-falling-from-baclony-during-lap-dance/?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+foxnews%2Fentertainment+%28Internal+-+Entertainment+-+Mixed%29

[columbia]

I was at Tybee Beach the other day:



That orange dot?

Spoiler:

A 16 foot great white.

[mac5155]

When I was in HHI I was amazed at the wildlife. Dolphins, stingrays, horseshoe crabs. Couldn't imagine a 16 foot great white.

[MRandall25]

Tybee... We stayed at the Mermaid's Castle (that's what the homeowners called it) for Spring Break my freshman year. Good times.


/csb

[mac5155]

My scariest moment in Savannah.

(luckily I hit up wet willies to calm my nerves on the way back to HHI)

[shafnutz05]

wat?

You mean the bridge?

[mac5155]

Yeaaaaa that thing is wicked steep/high

[shafnutz05]

haha, yeah it is, I enjoyed the view though. The first time I visited Savannah was actually under the same circumstance, my wife and I were in HHI on spring break.

[JeffDFD]

Odds of royal flush: 1 in 650,000

I've had 1 in all my life playing poker, it was pretty hard keeping a straight face and unfortunately it was during a friendly game, I think I won $30 out of it...

I have about the same story except I busted a guy with one in the middle of a tourney, which is great but doesn't help much.

Cool Story Bro time:

Never had a royal flush, but did get a straight flush that ended up being 6 cards long (yeah that doesn't count, but crazy to see that in your hand). Playing with a friend and his group of friends so no one else really knew me, but a friendly game. Guy I was up against ended up hitting an almost impossible to see coming full house off the flop. I think he was the big blind so he limped in with something like a 3 and a 5 and the flop came down with I think two 5's and a 3...but also 2 clubs. He slow played it obviously to bait the flush (I had the Ace of clubs and either the 2 or 4 of clubs. The next card not only completes my Ace high flush, but gives me the straight flush. He bets big...I re-raise...he re-raises...I get confused because nothing can beat me at that point and re-raise again and he calls. Next card gives extends my straight flash to 6 cards and we do our little betting dance until all the money is there...he emphatically throws down his full house with an in your face and go screw your flush kind of statement and I respond calmly that yes...I have the flush...but its a straight flush.

He looked like a ghost the rest of the night as he stared blankly into the distance.

[FreeCandy44]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iCjZuj3NmR4&feature=player_embedded#!

:lol:

So apparently KDOC, a major Los Angeles television station, decided to put together their own version of a New Year's Eve show. What resulted, in it's pure, unedited form, is one of the most hilarious live television disasters you will ever see. It's priceless.

Some NSFW language sprinkled in, but not pervasive

Amazing