Juice's thread of randomness

[eddysnake]

The best part of the entire music video has to be the braces girl standing in the back seat dancing.

is she your new emma watson?

[shafnutz05]

The best part of the entire music video has to be the braces girl standing in the back seat dancing.

is she your new emma watson?

Blasphemy

[Rylan]

Vanessa Hudgens > Emma Watson

[eddysnake]

The best part of the entire music video has to be the braces girl standing in the back seat dancing.

is she your new emma watson?

Blasphemy

or is this the start of an awkward pretend 3-way relationship?

[shafnutz05]

Vanessa Hudgens > Emma Watson

[slappybrown]

Rylan is not well if this is a real thing in his mind.

[Rylan]

Ms. Hudgens has that exotic look that just is quite attractive. Emma Watson is the girl next door familiar look that is still quite attractive. The exotic look will win me over every single time.

[MRandall25]

It's all based on the nudie pics.

[Idoit40fans]

I just again got asked if today was Friday. This is not real.

[FreeCandy44]

Offers of adult activities not limited to but including, drugs, sex, money, and other illegal activities. I've had police called on me, men and woman threatening me. I've had a gun and multiple knives pulled on me and I've been in homes with kids that make you want to cry or question humanity. I've had to leave my ID at the gate of a "community " so in case something happens to me they can ID me. I've met rich and poor, black and white and I've heard a thousand sob stories. Im basically the last ditch effort by major companies to get money from you before you receive a court mandated summons.

I feel like this is a super good movie I want to see. The hardcore debt collector with a heart of gold who's partner is a super dirty. A story of morals, of duty, of temptation, and of love... wait they made this movie already with Jude Law. I think you could do better Free.

I'd rather have Steve Buscemi play me. But yeah being a cynical sarcastic man generally all the time, I occasionally have a change of heart.

[blackjack68]

Depends on how hot she is, amirite?

[FreeCandy44]

I just again got asked if today was Friday. This is not real.

So is it?

[Idoit40fans]

My response indicated that it was.

[columbia]

Every James Hetfield "Yea"... ever.
http://soundcloud.com/kcclips/hetfield-grunts

[FreeCandy44]

Every James Hetfield "Yea"... ever.
http://soundcloud.com/kcclips/hetfield-grunts

LOL

[PensFanInDC]

Every James Hetfield "Yea"... ever.
http://soundcloud.com/kcclips/hetfield-grunts

and I have a new ringtone...

[DudeMan2766]

Moved back out of the office and into the homestead today and of course everything is messed up. I keep getting security certificate errors on sites i go to all the time and have to click to allow 'blocked content' so i can even do my job. And I can't get into my outlook email. IT guy says its happend before after people leave the office and to 'wait it out.' Wut?? Anyone know whats up with this shiz?

[DudeMan2766]

Moved back out of the office and into the homestead today and of course everything is messed up. I keep getting security certificate errors on sites i go to all the time and have to click to allow 'blocked content' so i can even do my job. And I can't get into my outlook email. IT guy says its happend before after people leave the office and to 'wait it out.' Wut?? Anyone know whats up with this shiz?

And as I type that I notice the date was reset to March 15, 2012. Fixed the year and day and everything seems to be going swimingly

[PensFanInDC]

Moved back out of the office and into the homestead today and of course everything is messed up. I keep getting security certificate errors on sites i go to all the time and have to click to allow 'blocked content' so i can even do my job. And I can't get into my outlook email. IT guy says its happend before after people leave the office and to 'wait it out.' Wut?? Anyone know whats up with this shiz?

Did you try rubbing burt's beez on it?

[DudeMan2766]

Moved back out of the office and into the homestead today and of course everything is messed up. I keep getting security certificate errors on sites i go to all the time and have to click to allow 'blocked content' so i can even do my job. And I can't get into my outlook email. IT guy says its happend before after people leave the office and to 'wait it out.' Wut?? Anyone know whats up with this shiz?

Did you try rubbing burt's beez on it?

[FreeCandy44]

Moved back out of the office and into the homestead today and of course everything is messed up. I keep getting security certificate errors on sites i go to all the time and have to click to allow 'blocked content' so i can even do my job. And I can't get into my outlook email. IT guy says its happend before after people leave the office and to 'wait it out.' Wut?? Anyone know whats up with this shiz?

Did you try rubbing burt's beez on it?

ZING

[JS©]

Hi....how are you?

I'm hungry

[MRandall25]

I almost lit a bag of popcorn on fire. Smoke coming out of the bag and everything.

Parents got a new microwave and the popcorn setting doesn't cook it enough, but I have no idea how much time I need to cook the bag.

[DropEmJayBird]

I just again got asked if today was Friday. This is not real.

what's going to happen today?

[Froggy]

Today, it'll be "is it 5:00 yet?"