Juice's thread of randomness

[JS©]

How about if there's a 50 in the toilet? What then, you savages?

I don't know. What is doing on in the toilet?

Are we talking:
a) freshly flushed bowl, clear, with unknown contents inside
b) slightly tinted yellow
c) freshly dropped deuce
d) the remains of an afternoon at Taco Bell with Grant's head peeking through the surface

[slappybrown]

Give me an answer for all 4

[Froggy]

I'm probably reaching in for a $50 regardless

[columbia]

[JS©]

Give me an answer for all 4

a) yes, but not barehanded. I'm probably looking around for something to go bowl fishing with.
b) see above. In both cases, I'm probably throwing that thing in a bag, running it through laundry.
c) I don't know. Poo is where I draw the line (not to be confused with drawing a line with poo, which I've seen in some dirty truckstop restrooms )
d) I'd probably flush that thing down the toilet, film it, put it on youtube. Couldn't be any worse than the video that columbia just posted.

[Idoit40fans]

$50 makes things interesting.

[llipgh2]

Flight was delayed 40 minutes. But finally in the air and on our way to Vegas.

[slappybrown]

Give me an answer for all 4

a) yes, but not barehanded. I'm probably looking around for something to go bowl fishing with.
b) see above. In both cases, I'm probably throwing that thing in a bag, running it through laundry.
c) I don't know. Poo is where I draw the line (not to be confused with drawing a line with poo, which I've seen in some dirty truckstop restrooms )
d) I'd probably flush that thing down the toilet, film it, put it on youtube. Couldn't be any worse than the video that columbia just posted.

I think I am looking at $100 minimum to even attempt #1. Another random human's piss or poop, and its a no-go.

[JS©]

I'm not touching it. I'm fishing, and even then it's going into a bag, stack of paper towels, etc. before it hits laundry.

Depending on the restroom and how dirty the place is, that $50 might stay in there.

[eddysnake]

I use a 1/2 or #1 for haircuts. But then again, I'm half bald.

I made the jump from 2 to 1 and it's been fantastic.

[JS©]

was just followed on twitter by a former Penguins' goalie. Still not sure how that happened.

[Froggy]

was just followed on twitter by a former Penguins' goalie. Still not sure how that happened.

which one? was it philippe derouville?

[mac5155]

Andy Chiodo

[FreeCandy44]

Craig Hillier?

[Rylan]

[JS©]

Craig Hillier?

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also

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[FreeCandy44]

Theo kind of looks like Corey Taylor from Slipknot.

[FreeCandy44]

For my 7,000 post id like to post my favorite Deftones song for you all to enjoy. And you better enjoy it!! Be prepared for many more Pulp Fiction quoting, Queens of The Stone Age loving, Brooks Orpik defending posts.

[JS©]

[viva la ben]

[Froggy]

[Cagsjr724]

ugh day number two of being the sickest ive ever been in my life. Sleeping is not an option and my bp is 146/128 pulse is at 112bpm. I'm defiantly going to die tonight lol

[PensFanInDC]

[Idoit40fans]

What is that supposed to be?

[shafnutz05]

Give me an answer for all 4

a) yes, but not barehanded. I'm probably looking around for something to go bowl fishing with.
b) see above. In both cases, I'm probably throwing that thing in a bag, running it through laundry.
c) I don't know. Poo is where I draw the line (not to be confused with drawing a line with poo, which I've seen in some dirty truckstop restrooms )
d) I'd probably flush that thing down the toilet, film it, put it on youtube. Couldn't be any worse than the video that columbia just posted.

I think I am looking at $100 minimum to even attempt #1. Another random human's piss or poop, and its a no-go.

Human urine is like as sterile as it gets.