Juice's thread of randomness

[PensFanInDC]

What is that supposed to be?

ET painted on a girl's face

[Idoit40fans]

I think there should be a poll for how far you'd go for $50. Using those 4 scenarios plus a couple others.

[Idoit40fans]

What is that supposed to be?

ET painted on a girl's face

Oooooh, her mouth screwed it up I guess.

[PensFanInDC]

I think there should be a poll for how far you'd go for $50. Using those 4 scenarios plus a couple others.

Why limit it to just 4?

[Idoit40fans]

I think there should be a poll for how far you'd go for $50. Using those 4 scenarios plus a couple others.

Why limit it to just 4?

I agree...?

[shmenguin]

i'll pass on all 4 toilet scenarios. even with a hundred, i'll let someone else have it.

[the wicked child]

it's a **** situation for sure.

[PensFanInDC]

i'll pass on all 4 toilet scenarios. even with a hundred, i'll let someone else have it.

I would touch someone else's feces for $100....

[columbia]

[Rylan]

Give me an answer for all 4

a) yes, but not barehanded. I'm probably looking around for something to go bowl fishing with.
b) see above. In both cases, I'm probably throwing that thing in a bag, running it through laundry.
c) I don't know. Poo is where I draw the line (not to be confused with drawing a line with poo, which I've seen in some dirty truckstop restrooms )
d) I'd probably flush that thing down the toilet, film it, put it on youtube. Couldn't be any worse than the video that columbia just posted.

I think I am looking at $100 minimum to even attempt #1. Another random human's piss or poop, and its a no-go.

Human urine is like as sterile as it gets.

Only as it is exiting. But shortly thereafter it becomes a breeding ground for a lot of gross bacteria and such.

[shafnutz05]

Okay....so would you let someone pee on you for $100?

[Rylan]

No. Still gross.

[Malkamaniac]

Okay....so would you let someone pee on you for $100?

If it's on the leg or the feet. Then sure.

[Pavel Bure]

Okay....so would you let someone pee on you for $100?

*slowly backs out of thread*

[Idoit40fans]

Are we talking about in public or in my personal time at home?

[PensFanInDC]

I think there's a difference between being defecated/urinated on than grabbing $100 bill out of a toilet.

[Froggy]

Okay....so would you let someone pee on you for $100?

some people PAY for that kind of treatment. who am i to turn down money?

[count2infinity]

what if you were just stung by a sea urchin?

[MRandall25]

TIL Shad is R Kelly.

[count2infinity]

I like to scan the local news back home. A warrant is out for a former student of mine that stole my thumb drive from my desk while I was busy helping people with their lab one day. I never did get it back and it had a good bit of unbacked-up files on it such as tests and quizzes. I have to thank her as I back up all my files ever since then. Anyways, she failed to appear in court on the charges of receiving stolen property and criminal conspiracy, both felonies. Justice... well, once they catch her anyways.

[Idoit40fans]

Is all of this happening because of your thumb drive?

[count2infinity]

no no...she never got any sort of punishment for it because there was no proof she took it (other than multiple students reporting to me that she ran her mouth pretty much every day about it). She was in the news a while back for stealing shampoo and conditioner from a dollar store as well. She's not the brightest.

[MRandall25]

ESPN is picking up Ultimate Frisbee:

http://www.usaultimate.org/news/usa-ult ... agreement/

I'm kinda disappointed by this. On one hand, good for the sport for getting out there. On the other hand, it's kinda sad ESPN will spend more time on this niche sport than hockey (ultimate is an extremely small niche comparatively).

[meow]

Give me an answer for all 4

a) yes, but not barehanded. I'm probably looking around for something to go bowl fishing with.
b) see above. In both cases, I'm probably throwing that thing in a bag, running it through laundry.
c) I don't know. Poo is where I draw the line (not to be confused with drawing a line with poo, which I've seen in some dirty truckstop restrooms )
d) I'd probably flush that thing down the toilet, film it, put it on youtube. Couldn't be any worse than the video that columbia just posted.

I think I am looking at $100 minimum to even attempt #1. Another random human's piss or poop, and its a no-go.

Human urine is like as sterile as it gets.

Only as it is exiting. But shortly thereafter it becomes a breeding ground for a lot of gross bacteria and such.

Here's the real question: If you decide to go into the pee filled toilet for the money:
Do you go in and out as fast as possible, but risk splashing urine all over you?...OR
Do you go in slowly and carefully to limit splashage?

[PensFanInDC]

I grab the nearest nerd and make him do it for me