Juice's thread of randomness

[MRandall25]

Can you have pink eye and not have your eyes be reddish/pink?

Yes but they call it "normal eye grow a pair and move on"

Even when there is goop coming out of the inner corners and you wake up with your eyes crusted shut?

Do you have allergies?

[Idoit40fans]

Aaaaand goodbye work productivity.

[mac5155]

guy on the elevator complaining about how kids have it so easy these days.........rides elevator from floor 1 to floor 2

[columbia]

guy on the elevator complaining about how kids have it so easy these days.........rides elevator from floor 1 to floor 2

lol

[DudeMan2766]

I've been getting a block message when I try to open certain docs on my work computer. For example my dept has its on chat group, when I click on the invitation i get "This operation has been cancelled due to restrictions in effect on this computer. Please contact your system administrator" It also happens if I get things in another else but word or pdf. Anyone know if theres a simple fix for this? I'm at home so no blocking of anything is in effect. Thanks

[mac5155]

you should post your question here: viewtopic.php?f=5&t=61131&view=unread#unread

[eddysnake]

Targzissians are obviously reptilian



got it?

[canaan]

http://play.majorleaguebocce.com/sites/Pittsburgh/

[newarenanow]

Do you have allergies?

Yes, but I never had the goop and crap before coming out.

[PensFanInDC]

http://play.majorleaguebocce.com/sites/Pittsburgh/

Man I would be all over this if I lived up there. I kill at some bocce. Any bars in the area have open games? I'd love to get a game in next visit.

[DudeMan2766]

http://play.majorleaguebocce.com/sites/Pittsburgh/

Awesome. We had a team at this Sons of Italy close to here for a few years. It was basically us 4, a friends team, then noone else under 60. We actually won a few years, and with A: not being Italian, and B: members of that club some people didnt really like it. But there were 11 teams, and you played each team twice. So 22 weeks. Then, they'd start rgith back up again with a second round. So their season lasted from April til mid-October. After a while we just had enough.

[KennyTheKangaroo]

have any of you chumps been to frick park to do the lawn bowling?

[eddysnake]

http://play.majorleaguebocce.com/sites/Pittsburgh/

dang, I may have to commute for this

[PensFanInDC]

[mac5155]

what da f

[DudeMan2766]

Um, was she using the gas pump to squirt off her windshield? How can you be able to drive, yet not uncrazy enough to not know that difference?

[Idoit40fans]

Haha, i would like an explanation.

[count2infinity]

women are dumb?

[PensFanInDC]

The dude who comes in and stops her reminds me of Jerry Seinfeld in the episode where the kid rips apart his comedy tape.

"WHAT THE *PIZZA* ARE YOU DOING YOU LITTLE *CHARCOAL*!?"

[PensFanInDC]

I also like how the woman is all "MAH GAWD HES ROBBING ME!!!"

[Idoit40fans]

She could probably get him charged for assault and battery.

[PensFanInDC]

http://www.pointerpointer.com

[FreeCandy44]

That's healthy. Without the goop goblins eat your eyes at night. Did you even take health class in school?

I learned that the goop attracts the goblins.

You must have been home schooled.

Home schooling you say?? Possibly NSFW

[CERV96]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=pl ... YO5WJBlfpg

[FreeCandy44]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=-YO5WJBlfpg

Im literally speechless....