Juice's thread of randomness

[MRandall25]

[FreeCandy44]

Don't you hate it when people "nag" you "guy"?

[Eismann]

I could stop eating these Sour Cream n Chive goldfish crackers, but I'm not going to.

[jmh470]

Jennifer Lawrence looks like a female Robert Z'Dar.

[Letang Is The Truth]

here's a weird thing i used to do when i was a kid...

i used to record myself saying something on the computer, and then play it back backwards, and then try to replicate what that sounded like backwards, and then play that backwards to see if it sounded like what i was originally trying to say forwards.

it never did.

Oop silver Nicky - chicken noodle soup. Try it

[Froggy]

Jennifer Lawrence looks like a female Robert Z'Dar.

i can't unsee this

[JS©]

[mac5155]

Boxing with my buddies last night = bad idea.

[SolidSnake]

Remember the Pizza Hut mini basketballs you could get? I remember everyone having them using them at recess and basketball practice. There would be a hail of those basketballs rainning down on you

you just kicked me right in the nostalgia. Those things were playground currency.

Haha I know, if you stood under the hoop too long, it would be a broken nose waiting to happen.

[SolidSnake]

Remember the Pizza Hut mini basketballs you could get? I remember everyone having them using them at recess and basketball practice. There would be a hail of those basketballs rainning down on you

Yup, those and the sunoco gas station footballs. Zomg

I also liked the Dairy Queen baseball helmets that sundaes would get served in. Had every team at the time.

[Why Not Us]

Remember the Pizza Hut mini basketballs you could get? I remember everyone having them using them at recess and basketball practice. There would be a hail of those basketballs rainning down on you

Yup, those and the sunoco gas station footballs. Zomg

I also liked the Dairy Queen baseball helmets that sundaes would get served in. Had every team at the time.

Hills used to sell Icee's in NFL team cups. I had quite a bit. Probably the only Detroit Lions or San Diego Chargers anything I've owned.

[SolidSnake]

It's a shame you don't see stuff like that anymore

[mac5155]

NFL needs their merchandising money.

[Godric]

Jennifer Lawrence looks like a female Robert Z'Dar.

Spoiler:

You should post a picture of yourself.

I'd bet everything I own that the people that make posts like this on the internet are not good looking at all and that you can ascertain that they have certain health issues just by looking at them.

[bhaw]

That was a very over-complicated way of saying "hey ugly!"

[DudeMan2766]

Jennifer Lawrence looks like a female Robert Z'Dar.

Spoiler:

You should post a picture of yourself.

I'd bet everything I own that the people that make posts like this on the internet are not good looking at all and that you can ascertain that they have certain health issues just by looking at them.

So its safe to assume that jmh470, in fact, does not have an alibi

[Godric]

Jennifer Lawrence looks like a female Robert Z'Dar.

Spoiler:

You should post a picture of yourself.

I'd bet everything I own that the people that make posts like this on the internet are not good looking at all and that you can ascertain that they have certain health issues just by looking at them.

So its safe to assume that jmh470, in fact, does not have an alibi

[jmh470]

Jennifer Lawrence looks like a female Robert Z'Dar.

Spoiler:

You should post a picture of yourself.

I'd bet everything I own that the people that make posts like this on the internet are not good looking at all and that you can ascertain that they have certain health issues just by looking at them.

The thing is, chief, I'm not a Hollywood actress (and, considering her "talent", I'm using that term very charitably).

As a public figure who makes money off the way she looks, she's fair game.

[Hockeynut!]

The thing is, chief, I'm not a Hollywood actress (and, considering her "talent", I'm using that term very charitably).

As a public figure who makes money off the way she looks, she's fair game.

She's won an Oscar and is making $10M a movie. I doubt she loses any sleep over internet critics.

[columbia]

I made a pot roast and Cabernet Sauvignon gravy.
Plan to be immobile for the duration of the evening.

[MRandall25]

Here's a question:

When you order delivery, do you only tip on top of what the food costs (e.g. food costs $10, so you tip $1.50), or do you tip on the food plus the delivery charge (so it now costs ~ $12)?

[Pavel Bure]

Here's a question:

When you order delivery, do you only tip on top of what the food costs (e.g. food costs $10, so you tip $1.50), or do you tip on the food plus the delivery charge (so it now costs ~ $12)?

I tip whatever a gallon of gas is. So these days I tip about $4.

[Froggy]

i usually tip like $3 or $4 unless making change after the tip would involve me getting back less than 2 dollars, in which case i just let them keep the extra, too

[MRandall25]

Here's a question:

When you order delivery, do you only tip on top of what the food costs (e.g. food costs $10, so you tip $1.50), or do you tip on the food plus the delivery charge (so it now costs ~ $12)?

I tip whatever a gallon of gas is. So these days I tip about $4.

That's what ended up happening when I did 15% of the order plus delivery charge. Ended up being like $4.

[JS©]

I've had back to back people last year try to walk off with my change. Usually if a driver reaches in their pocket and says $16.85 after I hand them a $20, there's a very good chance I'm gonna say keep it. If I'm slow on the draw and they start counting out singles, I'll more than likely do the same and will just tell them to keep it.

But if it's in the $12-13 range and I hand them a $20, I expect some change back. But this thing where they think they're gonna walk off with a $7-8 tip on a pizza that they drove a mile to deliver, that's not gonna happen. That's a good way to get zero-tipped real quick.



I don't always zero-tip, but when I do, that person did something to deserve it.