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Things Matt Cooke has done.

Postby count2infinity on Fri Feb 18, 2011 10:10 am

I'll start...

Matt Cooke caused global warming.
Matt Cooke got kicksave banned.
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Re: Things Matt Cooke has done.

Postby shafnutz05 on Fri Feb 18, 2011 10:11 am

Matt Cooke broke up Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston.
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Re: Things Matt Cooke has done.

Postby PensFanInDC on Fri Feb 18, 2011 10:11 am

Matt Cooke caused the holocaust

Matt Cooke wrote, produced and directed Daddy Daycare
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Re: Things Matt Cooke has done.

Postby mac5155 on Fri Feb 18, 2011 10:12 am

Matt Cooke ended Marc Savard's career

waitwut
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Re: Things Matt Cooke has done.

Postby canaan on Fri Feb 18, 2011 10:12 am

Matt Cooke designed the RBK edge jerseys

wait, what?
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Re: Things Matt Cooke has done.

Postby PensFanInDC on Fri Feb 18, 2011 10:13 am

Matt Cooke doesn't care about black people
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Re: Things Matt Cooke has done.

Postby Guinness on Fri Feb 18, 2011 10:14 am

Matt Cooke caused the 1889 Johnstown Flood, killing 2,000 innocent people.

I also blame him for my parents' divorce.
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Re: Things Matt Cooke has done.

Postby mac5155 on Fri Feb 18, 2011 10:14 am

Matt Cooke brought stinkbugs to Pittsburgh.
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Re: Things Matt Cooke has done.

Postby shafnutz05 on Fri Feb 18, 2011 10:15 am

Matt Cooke discovered Justin Bieber, Lady Gaga, and AIDS.
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Re: Things Matt Cooke has done.

Postby Steve on Fri Feb 18, 2011 10:16 am

I was going to say that Cooke rigged the Sidney Crosby lottery and was the 2nd shooter in the grassy knoll - but then I rememberd that both of those were Bettman.
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Re: Things Matt Cooke has done.

Postby viva la ben on Fri Feb 18, 2011 10:16 am

Matt Cooke ratted out Ovechkin's dealer
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Re: Things Matt Cooke has done.

Postby PensFanInDC on Fri Feb 18, 2011 10:17 am

Matt Cooke refuses to recognize Pluto as a planet
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Re: Things Matt Cooke has done.

Postby canaan on Fri Feb 18, 2011 10:17 am

Matt Cooke abandoned the Gold Standard
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Re: Things Matt Cooke has done.

Postby count2infinity on Fri Feb 18, 2011 10:17 am

Matt Cooke killed Harry's parents and left Harry with a lightning bolt scar.
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Re: Things Matt Cooke has done.

Postby PensFanInDC on Fri Feb 18, 2011 10:18 am

Matt Cooke rooted for Johnny Lawerence in The Karate Kid
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Re: Things Matt Cooke has done.

Postby Bob Cole's Senility on Fri Feb 18, 2011 10:18 am

Matt Cooke started this thread.
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Re: Things Matt Cooke has done.

Postby Malkamaniac on Fri Feb 18, 2011 10:19 am

Matt Cooke single handedly ruined the proposal for Sudden Death 2 by crossing out JVD and entering Ben Affleck in his place.
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Re: Things Matt Cooke has done.

Postby viva la ben on Fri Feb 18, 2011 10:20 am

Matt Cooke will happen here.
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Re: Things Matt Cooke has done.

Postby count2infinity on Fri Feb 18, 2011 10:20 am

Matt Cooke cause this nation's current debt level.
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Re: Things Matt Cooke has done.

Postby Steve on Fri Feb 18, 2011 10:21 am

Matt Cooke broke up the Beatles.
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Re: Things Matt Cooke has done.

Postby Digitalgypsy66 on Fri Feb 18, 2011 10:21 am

Matt Cooke suggested the Naslund for Stojanov deal.
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Re: Things Matt Cooke has done.

Postby KennyTheKangaroo on Fri Feb 18, 2011 10:22 am

matt cooke has somehow been made a victim. impressive.
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Re: Things Matt Cooke has done.

Postby shafnutz05 on Fri Feb 18, 2011 10:22 am

KennyTheKangaroo wrote:matt cooke has somehow been made a victim. impressive.


You are really a miserable sack
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Re: Things Matt Cooke has done.

Postby count2infinity on Fri Feb 18, 2011 10:23 am

Matt Cooke wanted the pens to go to Kansas City.
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Re: Things Matt Cooke has done.

Postby Malkamaniac on Fri Feb 18, 2011 10:23 am

Matt Cooke makes KTK talk in third person.
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